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The earthling sack of protoplasm known as Dna turns 17 life-cycles this week, prompting world leaders to contribute lavish gifts, else their capitols be reduced to charred cinders. Alien puppetmasters are attempting to brainwash several earth females to provide a "date" for this boy, but several subjects have mysteriously elected suicide in the process. |
9/25: After hours of assault and intense negotiations, the MRFH staff surrendered to alien movie critics who invaded the offices. The entire staff is now in suspended animation, with the sole exception of DnaError, who the aliens call "a distant blood brother." DnaError is forced to review Blade Runner. Updated: Alien Bios.
9/22: Clank asks you to Stand By Me.
9/20: Captain Xix cuddles with Gremlins and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. DnaError dines out at Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Prozoid contracts a Virus. Dr. Shiz asks for our help to fill out a movie survey at her friend's site.
9/17: Dr. Shiz macs on Memento. We're starting to do spring cleaning (mutant ferrets leave droppings EVERYwhere), with updates to: Buckaroo Bonzai, Adv. of Ford Fairlane, Airplane!, American History X, American Pie, Army of Darkness, ...At First Sight, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Replacements and Harold and Maude.
9/11: DnaError chokes down a Jawbreaker, and we've started to add those little moving messages at the bottom of the screen there.
9/8: Prozoid doesn't find his cousin remotely attractive in Joe Dirt.
9/7: DnaError dines with The Addams Family, and he and Clank follow that up with Addams Family Values. Updated: Paradise Lost, Paradise Lost 2, Why I Love Jack Black And You Should Too.
9/3: Clank walks the runway in Miss Congeniality. Updated: Comments
8/31: Pumped-up Captain Xix savors The Avengers, while Appetizing Prozoid eats the whole darn American Pie 2.
8/31: Cap'n Xix enlists Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to make Finding Forrester walk the plank.
8/28: Clank dons fatigues and big rubber gloves to handle Alien and Aliens. Dude, Where's My Car? - Dr. Shiz knows! Finally, take a peek at TV to Movies: The Mutant Opinion.
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