Here are the results, in the order that they appear in the movie. Quotes with brackets [] after show how many (more than one) votes they recieved. The most popular quote is in bold. If you're really good, you'll be able to identify who said which line.
"Beer: it's your best friend, drink lots of it." "You're going to wear the shirt of the band you're gonna see. Don't be that guy!" [8] "I filled his suitcase with dog biscuits and the drug sniffing dogs went ape-shit." "You can major in GameBoy if you know how to bullshit." "Call them girls and they'll pop your figs" "Yeah! Cock-man oppressor!" [3] "You participated in a phallus naming?" "Don't get your balls in an uproar" "Come on, that was way more than 100 pounds." [2] "Well, you call those yerk-toting-frisbee-chucking-cheba-monkeys and you tell them yer gonna be an hour late." "Where's the cute preppie kid?" "Let's give up, man" "Aren't you a music major?" [2] "Just a little binger to brighten your day" [3] "Just one hit, then I gotta go." "Time to go to Sleep!" [2] "Woohoo! Yeahhea!" "Aw man, he snagged the bee!" "Alright, bong hits anyone?" "Can you blow me where the pampers is?" [3] "Can you...show me...where the CAm-Pus is?" "He knew how to carb and everything!" "I didn't exhale?" "This penis party's got to go!" [2] "I haven't seen one of those since my third sophomore year." "Most of the students on this campus are so brazenly PC they wouldn't know a good time if it were sitting on their face." "Feed us drinks! Get us LAID!" [3] "Katy you're a freshman, find 2000 people." "Shotgun!" "Shower Sceeeeenee." "Chuck, Porterhouse. . . ribeye." "HEY BUTLICKS! Looking for me?" "Yeah, yeah, I f***ing met Tom! That little geek tripped over the cord and ruined all our theses!" [4] "Take him downstairs and beat the shit out of him." "Phys Ed." "Okay, you're out of my room. Seriously, get out." [2] "Pack up your rape culture, and take a hike!" "We're not interested in your penis!" "Mersh, you got to lay off the pipe!" "Let's give it up for President Garcia-Thomas and her amazing rare bird show!" "WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!" "Gutter is a Tool!" "Hello! Earth to tall bitch!" [4]
PHS: Portsmith High School, (Political Horse Sh*t): A time warp into the
future to see what true PC Could do to the future. And what better place to check-out then the local high school.
from whitem1@odc.edu
Chester 95: Garcia returns to do his time at PCU. It's a F**king ball!
from thefonz_15@hotmail.com
PCU2: Tom comes back when he is the boss of the place. It takes place like 3 years into the future.
from LordVelster@usa.net
PC World: Droz finally leaves (not graduates) from college and suddenly finds him self in Berkley, California where he has wacky adventures in the
college town and eventually helps capture the real UNABomber who in reality is the killer from the first movies mom.
from mst3knut@hotmail.com
Droz the Boz: Tom takes over Droz's role in the Pit whilst Droz becomes the President of the campus. Droz finds that the job is more difficult than he
though so he tries to stuff up in a big way to get fired.
PCU: Class of 2000: Droz returns as a teacher's assistant and helps the Pit reak havoc on campus, again
from sdudek@tmp.com
PC2: The Reckoning: Balls and Shaft returns with an evil plot to clone President Garcia-Thompson Katy hits B.D. in the cods again... the Daves and Cil in a three-way... Blockbuster, end of story.
PCU: Thomash returns: Tom comes back and lives on Draw's legacy. He and Gutter become best friends, they go to a George Clinton concert and both get
stoned off their you-know-whats. New President Draw, who recently became a born again Jew tries to kick them out of the pit. Then they show him a PARTY. PHISH just happens to drop by. from Phunky912@aol.com
December Survey: How does (did) your college remind you of PCU? updated 12/28/97
PCU is exactly the same as Skidmore College (d_cummin@skidmore.edu)
It's alot like it in some ways but George Clinton never played any of my
parties (tony25@aol.com)
The groups and the people. Except we have frats. (eridderi@online.emich.edu)
The protests (puthofse@email.uc.edu)
I go to Wesleyan...it's pretty, pretty similar. (mschofield@mail.wesleyan.edu)
updated 12/28/97
