If you were a character in a romance movie, who would you be?

39% - The lead's quirky but less visually attractive sidekick
18% - The wise guru who dishes out sage advice for the lead, yet doesn't have a honey of his or her own
16% - The unrequited love interest who never hooks up with the lead, but is thrown a pity bone by the film's end
11% - The romantic lead, oh yeah!
7% - The best friend of the female lead who's perfect for her in every way — physically, socially, emotionally — except that he's gay

Worst Summer 2006 (May-Aug) Movie
17% - Little Man
17% - Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties
9% - The Da Vinci Code
9% - The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift
7% - Mission: Impossible III

Best Summer 2006 (May-Aug) Movie
28% - Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
16% - Clerks II
13% - Snakes on a Plane
11% - Superman Returns
6% - The Descent

Tim Burton's Greatest Work To Date
24% - The Nightmare Before Christmas
14% - Batman
12% - Edward Scissorhands
12% - Beetle Juice
8% - Ed Wood

Best Batman Film Villain!
47% - The Joker
15% - Ra's Al Ghul
12% - Catwoman
9% - Scarecrow
4% - Penguin

What is Full Moon Entertainment's best cult release?
38% - The Puppet Master series
27% - Full Moon whaaa? I prefer Lindsay Lohan movies.
13% - The Pit and the Pendulum
10% - The Subspecies/Bloodstone series
6% - Trancers series

How many Best Picture Oscar winners from the last 10 years have you seen?
16% - 6 films
16% - 5 films
13% - 8 films
12% - 4 films
11% - 7 films

Movie Monkey For The Ages
29% - King Kong
17% - Nazi Monkey (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
13% - Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls)
11% - Jay & Silent Bob's Monkey
8% - Zombie Monkey (Pirates of the Carribean)

If your life was an 80's teen movie, how would it end?
28% - At an all-night party, where many events occur, secrets uncovered, and lips kissed
25% - With you outsmarting your teachers and parents, who are none the wiser
11% - By throwing an awesome, bodacious concert
10% - By outwitting an evil company and saving your house/school from destruction
8% - With a long, drawn-out and tearful confessional scene between friends

Favorite Princess Bride Character
46% - Inigo Montoya
13% - Fezzik
12% - Westley
8% - Vizzini
8% - Miracle Max

Which MRFH title banner from 2005 did you like best?
18% - September - Ghostbusters
17% - November - The Corpse Bride
11% - May - The Princess Bride
10% - December - Alien
9% - August - Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Biggest and Baddest Horror Movie Icon
25% - Freddy (Nightmare on Elm St.)
17% - Jason (Friday the 13th)
16% - Norman Bates (Psycho)
14% - Michael Myers (Halloween)
10% - Pinhead (Hellraiser)

What (outer space) sci-fi show of the 2000 is the new king?
38% - Firefly
30% - Futurama
12% - Battlestar Galactica
11% - Farscape
6% - Stargate SG-1

Daily Prophet: Favorite Novel of the Boy Who Lived!
32% - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
24% - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
15% - None — I'm In Slytherin!
14% - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
11% - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Biggest Summer '05 Stinker
28% - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
20% - Stealth
13% - Fantastic Four
13% - War of the Worlds
7% - Bewitched

Worst Romance Movie Cliche
27% - The "True Love Is Right In Front Of Your Blind Face In The Form Of Your Best Friend"
15% - The "Romantic Misunderstanding"
14% - The "Obviously Rotten Cheater Of A Fiance"
11% - The "She Wears A Bra During Sex"
9% - The "I Love You But You Have Terminal Cancer"

Favorite Werewolf Flick
30% - An American Werewolf in London
21% - Dog Soldiers
16% - Teen Wolf
10% - Underworld
9% - Ginger Snaps

Best Vampire Flick
26% - The Lost Boys
20% - Interview With The Vampire
11% - From Dusk Till Dawn
10% - Bram Stoker's Dracula
8% - Nosferatu

Favorite Goonie
29% - Mouth
29% - Data
18% - Chunk
12% - Mikey
9% - Sloth

Which Trek TV Series Ruled Them All?
46% - Star Trek: The Next Generation
22% - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
17% - Star Trek: The Original Series
10% - ick... Trek? No thanks.
4% - Star Trek: Voyager

Favorite Star Wars Film
52% - The Empire Strikes Back
16% - A New Hope (aka "Star Wars")
16% - Return of the Jedi
11% - Revenge of the Sith
4% - None of them

In the past year, how many movies have you gone to see two times or more in the movie theaters?
37% - None
32% - One
16% - Two
10% - Three
3% - Four

Best MRFH Theme Week So Far
56% - 80's Week
32% - James Bond Week
8% - Police Academy Week
5% - House Party Week

Best Cult Movie Of 2000's (so far...)
30% - Donnie Darko
17% - Napoleon Dynamite
14% - Kill Bill
12% - Sin City
7% - Memento

Favorite "extra" on MRFH review pages
47% - Didja Notice?
19% - Groovy Quotes
16% - Intermission!
9% - Screenshots/Captions
5% - Should I Stay Through The End Credits?

John Williams' Magnum Opus
55% - Star Wars films
19% - Indiana Jones films
9% - Jaws
7% - Jurassic Park
4% - Schindler's List

Best Aspect of Bond
21% - Gadgets
16% - Theme Music
16% - Bond Babes
16% - Witticisms
12% - Villains

The Definitive James Bond
78% - Sean Connery
12% - Pierce Brosnan
7% - Roger Moore
2% - Timothy Dalton
2% - George Lazenby

Best Catwoman Actress
51% - Michelle Pfeiffer (Batman Returns)
24% - Julie Newmar (60's Batman TV show)
17% - Eartha Kitt (60's Batman TV show)
5% - Lee Meriwether (60's Batman the Movie)
3% - Halle Berry (Catwoman)

Pick one Star Wars critter to die:
59% - Jar-Jar Binks
15% - Teen Anakin
13% - Young Anakin ("Annie")
6% - Ewoks
2% - Trash Compactor Monster

What type of geek are you?
22% - Music Geek
22% - Brainy Geek
18% - Gamer Geek
9% - Fantasy Geek
6% - LiveJournal Geek

What 2005 sequel do you think will blow the most?
37% - Son of the Mask
15% - Dungeons & Dragons 2
12% - Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
8% - Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
8% - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

How would you rank 2004 in movies?
47% - Decent. Some good, some bad, nothing special.
39% - Surprising... A couple classics hit me when I wasn't looking.
9% - Disappointing! One of the worst movie years ever!
5% - Awesome! Better than many previous years!

Christmas movie of choice PART 2!
29% - The Nightmare Before Christmas
17% - Charlie Brown Christmas
17% - Die Hard
12% - Love Actually
10% - Gremlins

Christmas movie of choice
28% - A Christmas Story
14% - Scrooged
13% - Muppet Christmas Carol
10% - It's A Wonderful Life
10% - Christmas Vacation

What's the worst Police Academy film you actually saw?
47% - Police Academy: Mission To Moscow
17% - Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach
13% - Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol
11% - Police Academy 6: City Under Seige
6% - Police Academy

What's the most enjoyable gender-bending flick?
20% - Being John Malkovich
20% - Mrs. Doubtfire
12% - Mulan
11% - Some Like It Hot
11% - Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Worst Movie Of Summer 2004
28% - Catwoman
23% - Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
12% - White Chicks
12% - Garfield: The Movie
8% - Fahrenheit 9/11

Whither Star Wars Trilogy DVD set?
34% - I'll buy it, reluctantly... Lucas' meddling bothers me
23% - I'll accept it as a gift only
21% - I'll buy it, it's just coated in spacey goodness!
15% - I'm not going to buy it as a protest
7% - I'm not going to buy it... I have no interest in it

What movie would you pick for a second date -- if you didn't know your date's taste in movies?
34% - Shrek
25% - Clerks
10% - When Harry Met Sally
6% - Mission: Impossible
6% - Die Hard

Alan Rickman's Finest Hour
30% - Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
24% - Metatron (Dogma)
19% - Sheriff of Nottingham (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)
16% - Dr. Lazarus (Galaxy Quest)
11% - Professor Snape (Harry Potter)

What was Disney's best animated musical of their golden years (1989-1998)?
29% - The Lion King
24% - Beauty and the Beast
23% - Aladdin
9% - The Little Mermaid
7% - Mulan

What movie series should MRFH review in its entirety?
18% - Police Academy
17% - Planet of the Apes
15% - Jurassic Park
14% - Highlander
9% - Superman

What's Napoleon Dynamite's best phrase?
28% - Uhh... Napoleon WHO?
20% - Eat some ham!
12% - Heck yes!
11% - You guys are retarded!

What is John Carpenter’s most unappreciated and underrated film?
26% - They Live
18% - In The Mouth of Madness
12% - The Fog
11% - Vampires
10% - Prince of Darkness

Who did you side with in the MRFH Revolution of July 2004?
66% - Comrade PoolMan's Revolucionary Forces
34% - Big Brother Justin's Iron Regime

Other than The Simpsons, what adult-oriented cartoon rocks the most?
32% - Family Guy
20% - Futurama
15% - Aqua Team Hunger Force
9% - Homestar Runner
8% - Invader Zim

Current “It” girl Lindsay Lohan also sings! What’s her best song thus far?
76% - Lindsay Lohan sings?
13% - Who is Lindsay Lohan?
7% - "Ultimate" from Freaky Friday
4% - "Drama Queen (That Girl)" from Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Fella's Choice: Hottest Female Actress
22% - Keira Knightly
17% - Linsday Lohan
13% - Natalie Portman
8% - Elisha Cuthbert
8% - Denise Richards
8% - Jennifer Love-Hewitt

Ladies' Choice: Hottest Male Actor
32% - Johnny Depp
16% - Hugh Jackman
13% - Ewan McGregor
11% - Jake Gyllenhaal
10% - John Cusak

What zombie flick from the 2000's kicks the most butt?
54% - 28 Days Later
19% - Dawn of the Dead
14% - Resident Evil
10% - Versus

How do you typically handle annoying people in movie theaters?
30% - Politely ask them to be quiet
27% - Just move to another seat
15% - Yell at them to shut the heck up
15% - Be annoying back, somehow
7% - Go get the theater manager or an usher
4% - Get physically violent

Worst Vampire Movie
43% - Queen of the Damned
16% - Bordello of Blood
11% - Van Helsing
8% - John Carpenter's Vampires
7% - Underworld

End Credits: Stay or Go?
55% - I only stay if they start playing outtakes right away
39% - I usually stay and watch them no matter what
7% - I usually leave once they start rolling

What Is The Best Muppet Movie?
38% - The Muppet Movie
18% - Muppet Treasure Island
16% - The Muppet Christmas Carol
15% - The Great Muppet Caper

Who was your favourite smartass movie hero from the 80's?
24% - Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters)
16% - Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
14% - Han Solo (Star Wars)
14% - Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
12% - Westley (The Princess Bride)

If your life was a movie, what genre would it be?
26% - Comedy
22% - Depressing Drama
21% - Parody
8% - Fantasy
6% - Classic

Worst Video Game Movie Adaptation
25% - Super Mario Bros.
17% - Street Fighter
11% - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation [tie]
11% - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider [tie]
8% - House of the Dead

If you could work in the movie industry, which job would you pick?
24% - Director
18% - Actor/Actress
14% - Script Writer
13% - Voice-Over Actor
10% - Movie Theater Owner

Which Word:
50.8% - Mutant
29.9% - Hell
10.5% - From
9.0% - Reviewers

Preferred Time Travel Vehicle
47.3% - DeLorean (Back to the Future)
13.6% - Phone Booth (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)
10.0% - Mind Tunnel (Donnie Darko)
5.5% - Naked Bubble (The Terminator)
4.6% - Spinning Swirl (Austin Powers 2)

Best Element From Indiana Jones Movies
21.0% - Fedora
16.6% - Ancient Traps
14.9% - Whip
13.3% - Moving Red Line Over Map
8.8% - Nazis
7.7% - Supernatural Smackdowns

What was the most UNDESERVED Best Picture Oscar from the past 10 years?
27.9% - Titanic
18.8% - Shakespeare In Love
15.4% - Chicago
13.5% - A Beautiful Mind
9.6% - Gladiator
6.7% - The English Patient

Which B-Rated Movie Series (3+ films) Rules?
18.9% - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
14.2% - Tremors
9.5% - Hellraiser
7.1% - The Mighty Ducks
6.3% - Highlander
5.5% - [tie] Police Academy and Phantasm

What's the best Monty Python movie?
65.3% - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
19.1% - Life of Brian
8.3% - Meaning of Life
4.1% - And Now For Something Completely Different

What Is Bruce Campbell's Best Role/Film To Date?
52.7% - Ash, Army of Darkness
22.4% - Ash, Evil Dead 2
6.7% - Elvis, Bubba Ho-Tep
6.1% - Ash, Evil Dead
5.5% - Wrestling Announcer, Spider-Man
2.4% - Virgil, McHale's Navy

Which Cartoon From The 80's Rocked Your World The Most?
16.5% - Transformers
12.8% - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
11.4% - [tie] Macross/Robotech and Thundercats
6.7% - He-Man
6.4% - G.I. Joe
5.9% - Voltron

Sequels: Go or No Go?
23.2% - GO: Sequels don't alter the first movie, so what's the harm?
21.4% [tie] - GO: I loved the first so much I'll take a chance just to see some more! -and- GO: Sometimes sequels give us great mockery material!
19.6% - NO GO: The small chance of a good film is vastly overshadowed by the risk; make an original, new movie instead with the time and money!

What was your favorite character from the LOTR series?
11.4% [tie] - Sam and Aragorn
10.6% - Legolas
9.2% - Gollum
8.2% [tie] - Gandalf and Eowyn
7.5% - Gimli
6.4% - Pippin
5.0% - Boromir

Which 2002-03 cancelled TV show will you miss the most?
18.6% - Firefly
16.7% - Futurama
14.8% - Buffy The Vampire Slayer
10.0% - Whose Line Is It Anyway?
8.0% - Andy Richter Controls The Universe

What's the most annoying thing people do in movie theaters?
27.1% - Bring their crying or loud children
19.9% - Talk during the film
17.4% - Sit right next to you, even when there are plenty of empty seats elsewhere
15.7% - Get or take cell phone calls
7.6% - Kick your seat
3.0% - Save lots of seats in a crowded theater

Favorite Ghostbusters
49.7% - Dr. Peter Venkman
27.1% - Dr. Egon Spengler
10.3% - Dr. Raymond Stantz
5.8% - Winston Zeddemore
4.5% - Slimer
2.6% - Louis Tulley

Which college movie was the greatest of all time?
34.9% - Animal House
23.8% - PCU
11.9% - Revenge of the Nerds
5.7% - The Sure Thing

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