The Tenth Annual Mutant Awards: 2007

Beetlejuice

Let's face it. None of us are getting out of here alive. Even now, Justin is serving up the Salmon Mousse and soon Mr. Death will be reaping away. Bummer, huh? And yet, there are those (fictional though they may be) who seem to embrace their post-mortem lifestyles the way Kyle embraces... well practically everybody. We had some very worthy nominees, but we're glad that the contest is over because, well quite frankly the air freshener was fighting a losing battle. So, before the carpet cleaners come in (embalming fluid stains like you wouldn't believe!) let's give out our awards. All of them, posthumous.

In First Place, let's give a round of applause to Beetlejuice, the ghost with the most percentage points with a very healthy (figuratively speaking) 36.7% of the vote!

Second Place, and a freshly polished halo goes to Rufus, Dogma's very own thirteenth apostle. Hey, the guy works for Alanis Morrisette. How cool is that. Rufus garnered 19.4%

Our Third Place winner, with 16.5% of the vote was Death from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. Yep, it's hard to bet against the veteran, isn't it?!

The scores for the rest of our nominees really decayed (ha!) after our third place. Perhaps they should hope for reincarnation and a chance to do it all over again. Smelling things up for everyone else, the worm-bait stacked up thusly:

• Slimer "Ectoplasmic Studmonkey" from Ghostbusters - 7.3%
• Emily, everyone's favorite Corpse Bride - 6%
• Dracula (The Monster Squad) and Jason Vorhees tied at - 4.8%
• Big Daddy (Land of the Dead) - 2.8%
• Julie (Return of the Living Dead) - 1.6%

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