The earth begins to shake, and people are looking around worriedly. Earthquakes aren't exactly common in Indiana, and no one is quite sure what to do.

"Should we go for the basements?" Todd Donnelly asks.

"No, that's for twisters," Deputy William says.

"I thought earthquakes, too."

But before anyone can decide and do anything, the shaking stops as suddenly as it began. Everyone laughs nervously. Up on stage, Pat Kendall begins again.

"Well, that's only proof that our talented ladies can move the earth. As I was saying, our Miss Creamed Corn is-"

The girls scream as the earth shakes again, and this time there's a deafening crack. The stage splits in to pieces, shards and splinters of wood flying and the girls crying. Cindy's the lucky one- she goes flying, right into Jay's… well, right in Jay's direction, anyway. He doesn't so much catch her as cushion her fall. The other girls are screaming, and for once, you can't blame them. A giant, tentacled worm like… thing explodes up, its gaping maw drooling green ooze.

"It looks like a Sarlacc," you breathe.

"Geek," the girl standing next to you mutters, but you also notice she doesn't ask what a Sarlacc is. Of course, there's an awfully realistic visual aid in front of you, and it just ate four of the Corn Princess wannabes.

If honor grips you and you shout, "Hey ugly! Over here!", click here.

If you turn around and run like hell, click here.