It's been fun, ladies and gents. It stuns me that we've been doing this for nine years now, and it's just improved in quality and exuberance each year. Thank you all for voting, and for the Mutant Staff who worked long hours to bring this your way!
I now leave you with the collective graffiti of the voters who wished their voices to be heard.
I really hate that these things never have an easy answer for me, I always have to pick one out of at least 3. Just shows how good your choices are. Keep reviewing those movies and making my day all the brighter!
Really tough choices this year!
Moldy? OLD?! I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING TO EAT! -TheOoogieBoogieMan
"Lupin's porn star moustache"? Come on guys it's not that bad, maybe in Order of The Phoenix he'll have a normal one or none at all since I don't think spending time in the werewolf underworld makes him feel the need..the need to tweaz.
Here we are, face to face, a couple of silver spoons!
Every priest should be taught Kung Fu, in case there is a zombie invasion.
Pay raise! Pay raise! :)
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: Never trust a monkey!
Great categories this year. So many choices... how can I pick? Oh well. The site just keeps getting better and better, keep it up!
Hey, this is Blinkfan from the forums. This site is awesome and so are the reviews and reviewers.
I like Jell-o!
i like pizza
How come nothing of Uwe Boll's work has been nominated?
My cat commanded me to do this.
To choose between the Falcon, Batmobile and Doc's DeLorean is one of the hardest decisions I've ever made. And "Antie's" death in Honey I Shrunk The Kids was sad... Not Dumb!
Oh my. You've done it again.
Category: Best movie vehicle. Can I choose all of the above?
Great website...keep up the good work.
Wow, this year had some really tough questions. Ones that especially got me were the best movie vehicle and dumbest death. Man, you guys are good. Keep up the good work.
Why isn't there a category for best review on MRFH?
Love the "Most intriguing unanswered secret" question. There were too many good choices.
I was disappointed not to see Jean Grey/Phoenix as a choice for "Dumbest Death Scene" - it was overwrought, manipulative, and would have been completely unnecessary if they hadn't opted to use all of the Syringes o' Cure on Magneto. And besides, she "died" in the last one. How many times are we expected to mourn any one character? I apologize. I did not mean to go off onto that tangent. Thanks so much for the wonderful website and amusing reviews! I very much enjoy them.
I love you guys!
Disappointed to see that Evil Dead was not nominated for anything...
The best death was really anyone in the final fight of Heroes 2.
Each time I tried to go I became entangled in some wild strident argument which pulled me back, as if with ropes, into my chair. Yet high over the city our line of yellow windows must have contributed their share of human secrecy to the casual watcher in the darkening streets, and I was him too, looking up and wondering. I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life. -- Nick Carroway, in F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby
What do you get when you cross a tomato, a praying mantis, and Alec Baldwin?
Didn't we actually elect Tug Benson 6 years ago? Also, I really wish I had a tumbler of my own sometimes. The drive home would be so much more bearable.
Wow, I wish I was witty enough to think of something funny to put in here.
Ur site be great, but it will not be the greatest until i see a review of "Nothing But Trouble" as i said before review if you dare!
That last question was not fair in so many ways!
Hello! This is eatmyshorts from the forum. I love the choices! Mutants rule!
Harrison Ford's president in Air Force One makes the other nominees look like girlie-men.
Arrested Development
i owned a 72 340 cuda when i was stationed in hawaii.
"They call me Sharky"
Oh, cripes. It IS a porn star moustache. Thanks for that permanent image, fellas.
And I had thought that I gotten over the trauma of weeks of wondering WHY the Cube was made. I need answers!
GIVE SEAN BEAN SOME KIND OF AWARD!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
This space for rent: Call 563-555-1234
I gotta question... Why were all the movies in these lists (or at least most of them) modern?? Where are the classics??? And what's with the non-cult movies??? Aren't these the muties??? WHERE'S THE LOVE????? P.S. sorry, love the website. Just a little bit craz-y
Bill and Teds phone booth?
Seriously, you guys ever need a new mutant on staff, I'm a wot=rthy film-nerd with a lot of time on my hands. :D
If you took a bunch of snakes, and brought them to the middle of Kansas, and then just dropped them there, you would have to admit you had SNAKES ON A PLAIN!
why oh why is there no sequel for serenity planned?!? Bring back the firefly verse!
Good heavens, my third year of voting! It's only when the Mutant Awards roll around that I realise just how long I've been checking your site, reading the reviews and marvelling at each reviewer's individual wit. Each of you brings a level of charm and humour that we could use more of these days. Keep it up! Make Mine Mutant!
May Serenity rev up its engines again
Let's keep it simple. I love this site, it's full of interesting people with interesting opinions. You're performing a community service that you should go down in movie and pop-culture history for.
Firefly and Serenity Rule! Or should rule if TV and movie executives had any brains. And I shouldn't HAVE to vote in all catagories if I don't want to.
Serenity is a great film and I believe it deserves recognition. Everyone should see it.
The discussion of the number of speeds on the bike should win for most stoned moment
Some of these were tough picks. In particular, the "Dumbest Death Scene" category. Yes, Neo dies for no good reason, but "good" never really factored into those Matrix sequels. His death was brought on by Thematic Forces(R), which the Wachowskis unfortunately chose to focus on, instead of a plot. A few others were quite stupid, yes, but I gave the money to Padme's death. That's stupid on a few levels, not only that "losing the will to live" does not, in fact, kill you, but also that in terms of plot CONSISTENCY, adult Leia has memorie of her mother. I guess she was one perceptive newborn, or she's talking about the womb. In addition, it apparently makes Hayden Christenson (I will NOT call that character "Vader") even dumber, as he just BELIEVES the master of deception that his wife is dead, and never does anything to check up on it. And then, 20 years later, he finds out his son is alive, and never gets angry? Sorry. They forgot which story they were telling.
It's nice to know that there is an award that we the people vote in and decide who wins. Take that Spike TV!
I love your reviews, and your website is an amazing piece of work!
You guys rock! Not horribly original, I know, but it's true. So glad I stumbled across this little corner of cyberspace...'tis rather addicting. Too many movie critics take the 'critic" part of their title way too seriously. Good to see the fans having their say. Keep it up...and don't do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
This ballot page should be in black/green/red like the rest of the site. Poolman is sexy, want a divorce? Come to Ontario.
Bring back Firefly!!!!!!! Please
You all rock!
Firefly and Serenity Rule!!! All other shows and movies fail in comparison.
Any one who doesn't want a time-traveling Delorean is a communist.
No matter how many lightsabres they swing or how much ass they kick, emo kids are never cool.
If You Ain't First, You're Last!
I absolutely love your website, and these nominees are great!
Pithy pithity pith pith pith.
The Dark Knight '08 will rock! Also can't wait for Borat, Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny and The Fountain.
Yay Serenity! Boo Bat Nipples!
No Black Pearl for best vehicle? Well, I'll go with my second choice.
You forgot Harrison Ford's President from Air Force One.
Flurking Shnitt, some of these were hard.
What, Ash's car doesn't make the list? Fangoria in the trunk, people!!!
I <3 mutants. Especially those who hail from Hell.
Just plain weak.
See Spamalot the musical. It's hilarious.
Sorry, all out of pith. Ask me tomorrow.
Mutant Reviewers rock my socks!
Can't believe this is the 9th time you guys are doing this...how time flies! More power to MRFH!
I think we may have had this in the past but a good catagory might be: Most useless sidekick
I love you.
Thank you for all the joy your reviews have brought me. A lot of the movies weren't bad either.
You missed the ultimate unanswered secret! In Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, we are told that the meaning to life, the universe and everything is '42'! But we are never informed as to what the QUESTION was! Not even the book series revealed that.
You really should have Jack Nicholson's nose from "Chinatown" for disfigured body parts...
Why are these walls padded so much? The don't even hurt anymore...
The Schwartz!
Just keep reviewing, I guess...and I am the coolest mofo you'll ever meet. You just don't know it yet.
I had too many hot dogs today...
Ideas are bulletproof. - V For Vendetta
What?! No Bruce Campbell related questions?!
I don't do witty on demand.
Someone also contributed this poem, which deserves its own nomination:
Mutant Reviewers from Hell,
You run the site so well!
All my friends I tell:
"check out this site - it's swell."
Keep up the great work,
It brightens my day,
To read fun reviews,
That are vibrant, not grey.
Head Mutant Justin,
You run a tight ship.
Reviews are of quality
which never does slip.
A final PS,
not a large revelation,
but perhaps a small payback,
for your recomendations:-
Do yourself a favour,
Check out "The Mighty Boosh."
A Python fan should savour!
(hmm, not much rhymes with boosh...)
It's been fun, ladies and gents. It stuns me that we've been doing this for nine years now, and it's just improved in quality and exuberance each year. Thank you all for voting, and for the Mutant Staff who worked long hours to bring this your way!
