The Ninth Annual Mutant Awards: 2006

Winner: Ballistic farm animals (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

My my my, am I proud of our mutants. The dildo fight only got 2.5% of the votes. Thanks for rocking the classic python and not taking a turn for the low-brow cheap sex jokes.

It really was no question, though. Monty Python is just one of those cornerstones to our whole site — when it’s there, we just gravitate to it. It’s just a good thing. Sure, the hip new Anchorman has its charms, and there’s definitely that obscure-beloved-zombie-cult appeal of Dead Alive… but even while entertaining these options you know that Monty Python always wins. And that’s a good thing.

Final Tally:

1. Ballistic farm animals (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) (26.9%)
2. Brick's trident (Anchorman) (21.6%)
3. Lawnmower strapped to chest (Dead Alive) (21%)
4. Shield as Snowboard (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers) (12%)
5. The song “Puberty Love” as a tomato killing tool (Attack of the Killer Tomatoes) (9.6%)
6. Jackie Chan attacking people with fish (Jackie Chan's First Strike) (5.9%)
7. Dildo fight (Sorority Boys) (2.5%)
8. Curling puck vs. werewolves (Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed) (0.6%)

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