Captain Xix Listen up you shaven Apes! Tis I, XIX Speaking. By now you've noticed the "changes" to your precious site where orchestrated by me and me along! Ha ha! I arrived on your pathetic planet for one reason, DOMINATION! First movie review sites and the...the WORLD! Cower in stupid fear all you want,...you tiny-headed pink worms, for the Age of XIX is upon you! As for my bio, I enjoy travel, mystery novels, distinigrate mammals and long walks on the beach. Looking for a female entity to share laugh, love, and gobal conquest with.
Dr. Shiz Most Interplanetary Medics go through a series of rigorous training to get a degree. Dr. Meribell Shiz found her's in the dumpsite at McQwxiz's. Known for her groundbreaking medical experiments at the Dorstar University for Medical Practice such as "Speed-Evoultion: Can Amoebae's Feel Love?", "Can humans think?" and "Can a human survive deep space Yanni tapes?" Dr. Shiz joined Captain Xix to further study his curious life form, mostly it's resistance to horrible movies (She was inspired by the great Dr. F, whom she considers a personal hero) Her hobbies include medework, pets, and random Vivisections.
Clank Every ship worth it's deuterium outlay plates has a Clankotron Droid. These helpful robots maintain the ship and keep the crew in high sprits. Clank does not. Bought at a yard sale on a seedy planet back in 72,' Clank seems to have suffered a a few blows to the ego in the process. More likely to be found sulking in the corner and silently weeping then spinning around the ship, Clank's sour attitude putt everyone off if they bothered to listen to him.
Prozoid Produced by Dr. Shiz by way of her Evo-Gun, Prozoid is the universe's only sentient single-celled organism. He's also the most annoying, thinking himself the apex of creation despite lacking arms and Nutter Butters. Prozoid is only kept alive cause of Dr. Shiz's odd fondness for the creature and his ability to hum classic 80s pop tunes.
DnaError From Dr. Shiz Report: "This Earth creature was chosen to harbor the DataBall for a myraid of reasons: For one, his diet of soda and chips allows for enough chemical activty to keep the DB functioning. Further more, his placement at the MRFH offices allows him prime acess to movies and news, leting us know when the time is right."
