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quotes[0]='<i>If I\'m not back in five minutes... just wait longer!</i> - <a href="race.html">Ace Ventura: Pet Detective</a>'

quotes[1]='<i>Yes, Satan? Oh, I\'m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.</i> - <a href="race.html">Ace Ventura: Pet Detective</a>'

quotes[2]='<i>We don\'t have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.</i> - <a href="rbuckaroo.html">Buckaroo Bonzai</a>'

quotes[3]='<i>No, no, no, don\'t tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.</i> - <a href="rbuckaroo.html">Buckaroo Bonzai</a>'

quotes[4]='<i>Don\'t torture yourself, Gomez. That\'s my job.</i> - <a href="raddams1.html">The Addams Family</a>'

quotes[5]='<i>We\'re not shy, we\'re contagious.</i> - <a href="raddams2.html">Addams Family Values</a>'

quotes[6]='<i>Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.</i> - <a href="rbabysitting.html">Adventures in Babysitting</a>'

quotes[7]='<i>Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.</i> - <a href="rford.html">The Adventures of Ford Fairlane</a>'

quotes[8]='<i>Self defense is no laughing matter. That\'s why I pack the number one submachine gun, an Uzi. Accept no substitutes.</i> - <a href="rairamerica.html">Air America</a>'

quotes[9]='<i>We don\'t have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.</i> - <a href="rbuckaroo.html">Buckaroo Bonzai</a>'

quotes[10]='<i>Well Rob, if he\'s not dead, then he\'s very, very calm.</i> - <a href="rairamerica.html">Air America</a>'

quotes[11]='<i>Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?</i> - <a href="rairplane.html">Airplane!</a>'

quotes[12]='<i>I am serious. And don\'t call me Shirley.</i> - <a href="rairplane.html">Airplane!</a>'

quotes[13]='<i>Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!</i> - <a href="rairplane.html">Airplane!</a>'

quotes[14]='<i>It\'s got a wonderful defense mechanism: you don\'t dare kill it.</i> - <a href="ralien.html">Alien</a>'

quotes[15]='<i>One more word. I can\'t speak for your chances, but... you have my sympathies.</i> - <a href="ralien.html">Alien</a>'

quotes[16]='<i>You\'re all going to die. The only question is how you check out.</i> - <a href="ralien3.html">Alien 3</a>'

quotes[17]='<i>There\'s a monster in your chest. And in a few hours, it\'s gonna burst its way through your rib cage, and you\'re gonna die. Any questions?</i> - <a href="ralien4.html">Alien: Resurrection</a>'

quotes[18]='<i>What a waste of ammo. Must be a chick thing.</i> - <a href="ralien4.html">Alien: Resurrection</a>'

quotes[19]='<i>We\'re on an express elevator to hell - going down!</i> - <a href="raliens.html">Aliens</a>'

quotes[20]='<i>My mommy always said there were no monsters---no real ones---but there are.</i> - <a href="raliens.html">Aliens</a>'

quotes[21]='<i>I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That\'s the only way to be sure.</i> - <a href="raliens.html">Aliens</a>'

quotes[22]='<i>I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way nobody ever looks at the road in old movies!</i> - <a href="ramelie.html">Amélie</a>'

quotes[23]='<i>I think you just became my personal hero.</i> - <a href="rbeauty.html">American Beauty</a>'

quotes[24]='<i>1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I\'ve always wanted and now I have it. I rule!</i> - <a href="rbeauty.html">American Beauty</a>'

quotes[25]='<i>Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!</i> - <a href="ranimal.html">Animal House</a>'

quotes[26]='<i>Gimme some sugar, baby.</i> - <a href="rarmy.html">Army of Darkness</a>'

quotes[27]='<i>Maybe, just maybe my boys can keep them from getting the book. Yeah, and maybe I\'m a Chinese jet pilot.</i> - <a href="rarmy.html">Army of Darkness</a>'

quotes[28]='<i>Sure. I could have stayed in the past, could of even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby! </i> - <a href="rarmy.html">Army of Darkness</a>'

quotes[29]='<i>Good, bad, I\'m the guy with the gun.</i> - <a href="rarmy.html">Army of Darkness</a>'

quotes[30]='<i>When not close enough to be killed, the atomic bomb is one of the most beautiful sights in the world.</i> - <a href="ratomic.html">The Atomic Café</a>'

quotes[31]='<i>Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.</i> - <a href="raokt.html">Attack of the Killer Tomatoes</a>'

quotes[32]='<i>When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!</i> - <a href="raustin.html">Austin Powers</a>'

quotes[33]='<i>My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.</i> - <a href="raustin.html">Austin Powers</a>'

quotes[34]='<i>You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freakin\' laser beams attached to their heads.</i> - <a href="raustin.html">Austin Powers</a>'

quotes[35]='<i>You\'re not quite evil enough. You\'re semi-evil. You\'re quasi-evil. You\'re the margarine of evil. You\'re the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.</i> - <a href="raustin2.html">Austin Powers 2</a>'

quotes[36]='<i>Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I\'ve killed over the years?  And you haven\'t even got a nametag, what kind of chance have you got?</i> - <a href="raustin3.html">Austin Powers 3</a>'

quotes[37]='<i>Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn\'t take Lorraine out that he\'d melt my brain</i> - <a href="rback1.html">Back to the Future</a>'

quotes[38]='<i>Yes! Yes! I\'m George, George McFly! I\'m your density. I mean... your destiny.</i> - <a href="rback1.html">Back to the Future</a>'

quotes[39]='<i>Roads? Where we\'re going we don\'t need... roads.</i> - <a href="rback1.html">Back to the Future</a>'

quotes[40]='<i>If you don\'t go out there, everyone will say that Clint Eastwood is the biggest yellow-belly in the west!</i> - <a href="rback3.html">Back to the Future part 3</a>'

quotes[41]='<i>They may be drinkers, Robin, but they\'re still human beings.</i> - <a href="rbatman.html">Batman the Movie</a>'

quotes[42]='<i>Nobody\'s looking for a puppeteer in today\'s wintry economic climate.</i> - <a href="rbeing.html">Being John Malkovich</a>'

quotes[43]='<i>Suicide is never the answer little trooper!</i> - <a href="rbetter.html">Better Off Dead...</a>'

quotes[44]='<i>Didn\'t ask for a dime. Two dollars.</i> - <a href="rbetter.html">Better Off Dead...</a>'

quotes[45]='<i>You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don\'t wanna know about it, believe me.</i> - <a href="rbiglebowski.html">The Big Lebowski</a>'

quotes[46]='<i>May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.</i> - <a href="rbigtrouble.html">Big Trouble in Little China</a>'

quotes[47]='<i>I feel good, and I\'m not scared at all. I just feel kind of... kind of invincible... Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?</i> - <a href="rbigtrouble.html">Big Trouble in Little China</a>'

quotes[48]='<i>Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.</i> - <a href="rbillted.html">Bill and Ted\'s Excellent Adventure</a>'

quotes[49]='<i>Be excellent to each other... and... party on, dudes!</i> - <a href="rbillted.html">Bill and Ted\'s Excellent Adventure</a>'

quotes[50]='<i>At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.</i> - <a href="rbillymadison.html">Billy Madison</a>'

quotes[51]='<i>No milk will ever be our milk.</i> - <a href="rbillymadison.html">Billy Madison</a>'

quotes[52]='<i>Stop looking at me, swan!</i> - <a href="rbillymadison.html">Billy Madison</a>'

quotes[53]='<i>Wesley, I\'m gonna slap the black off of you!</i> - <a href="rbbj.html">Black Belt Jones</a>'

quotes[54]='<i>Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?</i> - <a href="rblacksheep.html">Black Sheep</a>'

quotes[55]='<i>Let\'s call off Operation: One Of Us Is Crazy and go our separate ways.</i> - <a href="rblacksheep.html">Black Sheep</a>'

quotes[56]='<i>How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long?</i> - <a href="rblacksheep.html">Black Sheep</a>'

quotes[57]='<i>It\'s too bad she won\'t live. But then again who does?</i> - <a href="rbladerunner.html">Blade Runner</a>'

quotes[58]='<i>They\'re not gonna catch us. We\'re on a mission from God. </i> - <a href="rblues.html">The Blues Brothers</a>'

quotes[59]='<i>It\'s 106 miles to Chicago, we\'ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it\'s dark and we\'re wearing sunglasses.</i> - <a href="rblues.html">The Blues Brothers</a>'

quotes[60]='<i>I hate Illinois Nazis.</i> - <a href="rblues.html">The Blues Brothers</a>'

quotes[61]='<i>Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!</i> - <a href="rbrady.html">The Brady Bunch Movie</a>'

quotes[62]='<i>How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we\'ll all get up! It\'ll be anarchy!</i> - <a href="rbreakfast.html">The Breakfast Club</a>'

quotes[63]='<i>But face it. You\'re a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren\'t out making yourself a better citizen?</i> - <a href="rbreakfast.html">The Breakfast Club</a>'

quotes[64]='<i>When you grow up, your heart dies.</i> - <a href="rbreakfast.html">The Breakfast Club</a>'

quotes[65]='<i>This calls for some really tiny knickers!</i> - <a href="rbridget.html">Bridget Jones\'s Diary</a>'

quotes[66]='<i>Courtney, this is not a democracy, it\'s a cheerocracy. I\'m overruling you.</i> - <a href="rbringiton.html">Bring It On</a>'

quotes[67]='<i>Gosh you\'re cute. Wanna buy a monkey?</i> - <a href="rcabinboy.html">Cabin Boy</a>'

quotes[68]='<i>You\'re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. </i> - <a href="rcaddyshack.html">Caddyshack</a>'

quotes[69]='<i>Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!</i> - <a href="rcanadian.html">Canadian Bacon</a>'

quotes[70]='<i>Like maple syrup, Canada\'s evil oozes over the United States.</i> - <a href="rcanadian.html">Canadian Bacon</a>'

quotes[71]='<i>I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or ten American dollars if you prefer.</i> - <a href="rcanadian.html">Canadian Bacon</a>'

quotes[72]='<i>You know who else I like that didn\'t get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.</i> - <a href="rchw.html">Can\'t Hardly Wait</a>'

quotes[73]='<i>Even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you meant to me.</i> - <a href="ramy.html">Chasing Amy</a>'

quotes[74]='<i>You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! </i> - <a href="ramy.html">Chasing Amy</a>'

quotes[75]='<i>Pushy Americans, always showing up late to every war. Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!</i> - <a href="rchickenrun.html">Chicken Run</a>'

quotes[76]='<i>I\'m a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn\'t allow chickens behind the controls of complex aircraft!</i> - <a href="rchickenrun.html">Chicken Run</a>'

quotes[77]='<i>That\'s not funny. A friend of mine once took a Chinese Fighting Muffin to the chest. He went home in four ziplock baggies.</i> - <a href="rcharlies.html">Charlie\'s Angels</a>'

quotes[78]='<i>Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?</i> - <a href="rchristmas.html">Christmas Vacation</a>'

quotes[79]='<i>You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that\'s eerie! </i> - <a href="rclerks.html">Clerks</a>'

quotes[80]='<i>Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that came out last year?</i> - <a href="rclerks.html">Clerks</a>'

quotes[81]='<i>There\'s nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?</i> - <a href="rclerks.html">Clerks</a>'

quotes[82]='<i>It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Von.</i> - <a href="rclockwork.html">A Clockwork Orange</a>'

quotes[83]='<i>Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.</i> - <a href="rclueless.html">Clueless</a>'

quotes[84]='<i>Thank you Josh, I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again?</i> - <a href="rclueless.html">Clueless</a>'

quotes[85]='<i>Don\'t go, man. We love you. And if you attempt to leave, we will try and kill you.</i> - <a href="rcrazypeople.html">Crazy People</a>'

quotes[86]='<i>Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that\'s fun! </i> - <a href="rcrow.html">The Crow</a>'

quotes[87]='<i>People used to think that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes...only sometimes the crow brings that soul back to set the wrong things right.</i> - <a href="rcrow.html">The Crow</a>'

quotes[88]='<i>There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It\'s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.</i> - <a href="rcube.html">Cube</a>'

quotes[89]='<i>If it was 40 degrees below zero and that button meant the difference between a warm satisfying life and cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn\'t give you the satisfaction! Skate!</i> - <a href="rcutting.html">The Cutting Edge</a>'

quotes[90]='<i>There are only two things I do really well, sweetheart, and skating\'s the other one!</i> - <a href="rcutting.html">The Cutting Edge</a>'

quotes[91]='<i>When there\'s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.</i> - <a href="rdawn.html">Dawn of the Dead</a>'

quotes[92]='<i>I did it when I was a freshman, and you\'ll do it when you\'re seniors. Now fry like bacon you little freshman piggies. FRY!</i> - <a href="rdazed.html">Dazed and Confused</a>'

quotes[93]='<i>I kick ass for the Lord!</i> - <a href="rdeadalive.html">Dead Alive</a>'

quotes[94]='<i>You can\'t sing show tunes and be depressed! </i> - <a href="rdmoc.html">Dead Man On Campus</a>'

quotes[95]='<i>We\'re like the Hardy Boys from hell!</i> - <a href="rdmoc.html">Dead Man on Campus</a>'

quotes[96]='<i>No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.</i> - <a href="rdps.html">Dead Poets Society</a>'

quotes[97]='<i>Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.</i> - <a href="rdps.html">Dead Poets Society</a>'

quotes[98]='<i>O Captain, my Captain!</i> - <a href="rdps.html">Dead Poets Society</a>'

quotes[99]='<i>You know Myra, some people might think you\'re cute. But me, I think you\'re one very large baked potato.</i> - <a href="rdeath2000.html">Death Race 2000</a>'

quotes[100]='<i>Mellow greetings, sir. What\'s your boggle?</i> - <a href="rdemolition.html">Demolition Man</a>'

quotes[101]='<i>We\'re police officers! We\'re not trained to handle this kind of violence!</i> - <a href="rdemolition.html">Demolition Man</a>'

quotes[102]='<i>You want to reach out and touch pure evil! And in Detroit, no less!</i> - <a href="rdetroit.html">Detroit Rock City</a>'

quotes[103]='<i>Oh my God, the quarterback is toast!</i> - <a href="rdiehard.html">Die Hard</a>'

quotes[104]='<i>Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.</i> - <a href="rdiehard.html">Die Hard</a>'

quotes[105]='<i>A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.</i> - <a href="rdiehard.html">Die Hard</a>'

quotes[106]='<i>Nobody puts Baby in the corner!</i> - <a href="rdirtydancing.html">Dirty Dancing</a>'

quotes[107]='<i>I bet you didn\'t count on me and my army of prostitutes!</i> - <a href="rdirtywork.html">Dirty Work</a>'

quotes[108]='<i>Look, it\'s kinda embarassing being physically afraid of a 100 year-old man who just had a coronary...</i> - <a href="rdirtywork.html">Dirty Work</a>'

quotes[109]='<i>What I don\'t understand is, when you owe a bookie a lot of money and he blows off a toe on your foot, you still owe him the money! It doesn\'t seem fair.</i> - <a href="rdirtywork.html">Dirty Work</a>'

quotes[110]='<i>Old Jack\'s an odd duck... Many times, I catch him staring at me sleeping, which is off-putting. His feet bleed.</i> - <a href="rdirtywork.html">Dirty Work</a>'

quotes[111]='<i>Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad.</i> - <a href="rdisturbing.html">Disturbing Behavior</a>'

quotes[112]='<i>Tell a person you\'re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly; mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and they\'re suddenly theology scholars.</i> - <a href="rdogma.html">Dogma</a>'

quotes[113]='<i>They just wanted to see what happens when they tore the world apart.</i> - <a href="rdarko.html">Donnie Darko</a>'

quotes[114]='<i>I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.</i> - <a href="rdune.html">Dune</a>'

quotes[115]='<i>I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!</i> - <a href="rdude.html">Dude, Where\'s My Car?</a>'

quotes[116]='<i>I\'ve always wondered what a fridge full of pudding would look like.</i> - <a href="rdude.html">Dude, Where\'s My Car?</a>'

quotes[117]='<i>If I ain\'t drinkin\', you sure as hell ain\'t shopping!</i> - <a href="rdnd.html">Dungeons and Dragons</a>'

quotes[118]='<i>Let Erica go or the Baby Jesus gets it.</i> - <a href="reight.html">Eight Days A Week</a>'

quotes[119]='<i>Shock me, shock me, shock me, with that deviant behavior.</i> - <a href="rempire.html">Empire Records</a>'

quotes[120]='<i>What\'s with today today?</i> - <a href="rempire.html">Empire Records</a>'

quotes[121]='<i>Always play with their minds.</i> - <a href="rempire.html">Empire Records</a>'

quotes[122]='<i>If you\'re edged \'cause I\'m weezing of your grindige, don\'t be, \'cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing going on over at my pad, I\'d go grind over there. So don\'t tax my gig so hard core cruster!</i> - <a href="rencino.html">Encino Man</a>'

quotes[123]='<i>Let\'s go down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.</i> - <a href="revil2.html">Evil Dead 2</a>'

quotes[124]='<i>What an excellent day for an exorcism.</i> - <a href="rexorcist.html">The Exorcist</a>'

quotes[125]='<i>When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.</i> - <a href="rfasttimes.html">Fast Times At Ridgemont High</a>'

quotes[126]='<i>Wait! We can\'t stop here! This is bat country! </i> - <a href="rfear.html">Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas</a>'

quotes[127]='<i>No more of that talk or I\'ll put the leeches on ya, understand?</i> - <a href="rfear.html">Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas</a>'

quotes[128]='<i>Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?</i> - <a href="rferris.html">Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off</a>'

quotes[129]='<i>Life moves pretty fast. If you don\'t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.</i> - <a href="rferris.html">Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off</a>'

quotes[130]='<i>You do not need three guns to recapture this creature when a sharp stick would have sufficed!</i> - <a href="rfierce.html">Fierce Creatures</a>'

quotes[131]='<i>No, no, surely she\'s been savaged by a chipmunk, or gored by a gopher, or disembowelled by a chicken!</i> - <a href="rfierce.html">Fierce Creatures</a>'

quotes[132]='<i>I don\'t like you. You\'re weird and unattractive.</i> - <a href="rfierce.html">Fierce Creatures</a>'

quotes[133]='<i>I\'d flip through the catalogs and wonder what kind of dining set defines me as a person.</i> - <a href="rfightclub.html">Fight Club</a>'

quotes[134]='<i>First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.</i> - <a href="rfightclub.html">Fight Club</a>'

quotes[135]='<i>This is your life and it\'s ending one minute at a time.</i> - <a href="rfightclub.html">Fight Club</a>'

quotes[136]='<i>You\'re the man now, dog!</i> - <a href="rfinding.html">Finding Forrester</a>'

quotes[137]='<i>Somehow we\'ve brought our sins back physically. And they\'re pissed.</i> - <a href="rflatliners.html">Flatliners</a>'

quotes[138]='<i>I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.</i> - <a href="rfletch.html">Fletch</a>'

quotes[139]='<i>We accept you -- one of us!</i> - <a href="rfreaks.html">Freaks</a>'

quotes[140]='<i>A musical version of Julius Ceasar... the worst idea I\'ve heard since New Coke.</i> - <a href="renterprise.html">Free Enterprise</a>'

quotes[141]='<i>Is she my Trixie?</i> - <a href="renterprise.html">Free Enterprise</a>'

quotes[142]='<i>When someone tells me they\'re happy, my ass begins to twitch.</i> - <a href="rfrenchkiss.html">French Kiss</a>'

quotes[143]='<i>The French! They hate us, they smoke, they have a whole relationship to dairy products which I don\'t understand.</i> - <a href="rfrenchkiss.html">French Kiss</a>'

quotes[144]='<i>When a man\'s jawbone drops off it\'s time to reassess the situation.</i> - <a href="rfrighteners.html">The Frighteners</a>'

quotes[145]='<i>The world\'s my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother\'s heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don\'t believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything\'s hunky-dory.</i> - <a href="rdusk.html">From Dusk \'Till Dawn</a>'

quotes[146]='<i>The dead know only one thing: it\'s better to be alive.</i> - <a href="rfmj.html">Full Metal Jacket</a>'

quotes[147]='<i>Never give up, never surrender!</i> - <a href="rgalaxy.html">Galaxy Quest</a>'

quotes[148]='<i>Discovering the object of the game IS the object of the game.</i> - <a href="rgame.html">The Game</a>'

quotes[149]='<i>There\'s no gene for fate.</i> - <a href="rgattaca.html">Gattaca</a>'

quotes[150]='<i>We now have discrimination down to a science.</i> - <a href="rgattaca.html">Gattaca</a>'

quotes[151]='<i>He\'s the exact opposite of all the things I hate.</i> - <a href="rghostworld.html">Ghost World</a>'

quotes[152]='<i>Don\'t cross the streams.</i> - <a href="rghostbusters.html">Ghostbusters</a>'

quotes[153]='<i>When someone asks you if you\'re a god, you say YES!</i> - <a href="rghostbusters.html">Ghostbusters</a>'

quotes[154]='<i>We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!</i> - <a href="rghostbusters.html">Ghostbusters</a>'

quotes[155]='<i>We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.</i> - <a href="rghostbusters2.html">Ghostbusters 2</a>'

quotes[156]='<i>At my signal, unleash hell.</i> - <a href="rgladiator.html">Gladiator</a>'

quotes[157]='<i>Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?</i> - <a href="rgladiator.html">Gladiator</a>'

quotes[158]='<i>Oh, he\'s the good drug dealer!</i> - <a href="rgo.html">Go</a>'

quotes[159]='<i>I think it\'s because there\'s a little Godzilla in all of us.</i> - <a href="rgodzilla2000.html">Godzilla 2000</a>'

quotes[160]='<i>This is my dream, and I\'m takin\' it back!  I\'m taking them ALL back!</i> - <a href="rgoonies.html">Goonies</a>'

quotes[161]='<i>We\'re going to die and I\'m wearing my mother\'s underwear!</i> - <a href="rgrease2.html">Grease 2</a>'

quotes[162]='<i>You are all weirdos!</i> - <a href="rmuppetcaper.html">The Great Muppet Caper</a>'

quotes[163]='<i>It\'s plot exposition. It has to go somewhere.</i> - <a href="rmuppetcaper.html">The Great Muppet Caper</a>'

quotes[164]='<i>Fire! The untamed element! Giver of warmth! Destroyer of forests! Right now, this building is on fire! Leave the building! Reenact the age-old drama of self-preservation!</i> - <a href="rgremlins2.html">Gremlins 2</a>'

quotes[165]='<i>Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not.</i> - <a href="rgremlins2.html">Gremlins 2</a>'

quotes[166]='<i>This is me breathing...</i> - <a href="rgrosse.html">Grosse Pointe Blank</a>'

quotes[167]='<i>No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It\'s a *job*. That didn\'t come out right.</i> - <a href="rgrosse.html">Grosse Pointe Blank</a>'

quotes[168]='<i>People like blood sausage too. People are morons!</i> - <a href="rgroundhog.html">Groundhog</a>'

quotes[169]='<i>This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.</i> - <a href="rgroundhog.html">Groundhog Day</a>'

quotes[170]='<i>Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn\'t one today!</i> - <a href="rgroundhog.html">Groundhog Day</a>'

quotes[171]='<i>This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat.</i> - <a href="rgroundhog.html">Groundhog Day</a>'

quotes[172]='<i>Spandex: it\'s a privilege, not a right.</i> - <a href="rhackers.html">Hackers</a>'

quotes[173]='<i>Are you back on the case? If so... goody-goody.</i> - <a href="rhannibal.html">Hannibal</a>'

quotes[174]='<i>Isn\'t fun great?</i> - <a href="rhappycampers.html">Happy Campers</a>'

quotes[175]='<i>YOU TOUCHED ME! YOU TOUCHED ME! WHY\'D YOU TOUCH ME?</i> - <a href="rhappycampers.html">Happy Campers</a>'

quotes[176]='<i>You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.</i> - <a href="rhappy.html">Happy Gilmore</a>'

quotes[177]='<i>Yeah, why don\'t I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?</i> - <a href="rhappy.html">Happy Gilmore</a>'

quotes[178]='<i>It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.</i> - <a href="rharrypotter.html">Harry Potter and the Sorcerer\'s Stone</a>'

quotes[179]='<i>I like it. It\'s got that it\'s-a-cruel-world-let\'s-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.</i> - <a href="rheathers.html">Heathers</a>'

quotes[180]='<i>Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?</i> - <a href="rhighfidelity.html">High Fidelity</a>'

quotes[181]='<i>There can be only one!</i> - <a href="rhighlander.html">Highlander</a>'

quotes[182]='<i>History! Tradition! Culture! Are not concepts; these are items I keep in my den as paperweights! Chaos will rule the world!</i> - <a href="rhudson.html">Hudson Hawk</a>'

quotes[183]='<i>The Vatican, robbing the freakin\' Vatican. The nuns at St. Agnus predicted this.</i> - <a href="rhudson.html">Hudson Hawk</a>'

quotes[184]='<i>Bunny! Ball-Ball!</i> - <a href="rhudson.html">Hudson Hawk</a>'

quotes[185]='<i>Reality is not what it used to be...</i> - <a href="rmouth.html">In The Mouth Of Madness</a>'

quotes[186]='<i>Has the Grump Monster stolen your happy dust? Sounds like a job for... Captain Fun-un-un!</i> - <a href="rjackfrost2.html">Jack Frost 2</a>'

quotes[187]='<i>Her screams were muffled by the huge candyball. She tried but there was nothing... only sugary sweet death.</i> - <a href="rjawbreaker.html">Jawbreaker</a>'

quotes[188]='<i>I think I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass!</i> - <a href="rjaws.html">Jaws</a>'

quotes[189]='<i>You\'re gonna need a bigger boat.</i> - <a href="rjaws.html">Jaws</a>'

quotes[190]='<i>You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark\'s in the water, our shark!</i> - <a href="rjaws.html">Jaws</a>'

quotes[191]='<i>That\'s the worst idea since Greedo shooting first!</i> - <a href="rjsbsb.html">Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back</a>'

quotes[192]='<i>It\'s a place used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography together.</i> - <a href="rjsbsb.html">Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back</a>'

quotes[193]='<i>I\'m not even supposed to be here today!</i> - <a href="rclerks.html">Clerks</a>'

quotes[194]='<i>Look, I\'m sorry I dragged you away from whatever gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely picture you were going to do this week.</i> - <a href="rjsbsb.html">Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back</a>'

quotes[195]='<i>Man, you wouldn\'t last a day on the Creek.</i> - <a href="rjsbsb.html">Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back</a>'

quotes[196]='<i>You know the part in scary movies when someone does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.</i> - <a href="rjeepers.html">Jeepers Creepers</a>'

quotes[197]='<i>There are certain times in your life when I guess you\'re not supposed to have anyone, you know? Certain doors you gotta go through alone.</i> - <a href="rjvtv.html">Joe Versus The Volcano</a>'

quotes[198]='<i>My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.</i> - <a href="rjvtv.html">Joe Versus The Volcano</a>'

quotes[199]='<i>If I could go back in time, I\'d meet Snoopy.</i> - <a href="rjosie.html">Josie and the Pussycats</a>'

quotes[200]='<i>God bless the United States of America, the most ass-kicking country in the world!</i> - <a href="rjosie.html">Josie and the Pussycats</a>'

quotes[201]='<i>Emotions... there ought to be a law against them.</i> - <a href="rjudgedredd.html">Judge Dredd</a>'

quotes[202]='<i>Fighting fighting. Same same.</i> - <a href="rkaratekid.html">Karate Kid</a>'

quotes[203]='<i>Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything.</i> - <a href="rkaratekid.html">Karate Kid</a>'

quotes[204]='<i>This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends.</i> - <a href="rkidshall.html">Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy</a>'

quotes[205]='<i>It looks like somebody took two fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress.</i> - <a href="rladies.html">The Ladies Man</a>'

quotes[206]='<i>I\'ve always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds.</i> - <a href="rlaststarfighter.html">The Last Starfighter</a>'

quotes[207]='<i>Terrific. I\'m about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.</i> - <a href="rlaststarfighter.html">The Last Starfighter</a>'

quotes[208]='<i>And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.</i> - <a href="rlegallyblonde.html">Legally Blonde</a>'

quotes[209]='<i>Oh Lord, be with us as we hunt down this ungodly son-of-a-bitch who\'s out there waiting for us, and give us the STRENGTH to kill anything in our path, and may ALL our wounds be those of flesh wounds only. Amen. </i> - <a href="rleprechaun4.html">Leprechaun 4: In Space</a>'

quotes[210]='<i>An innocent girl. A harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?</i> - <a href="rlicense.html">License to Drive</a>'

quotes[211]='<i>If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear?</i> - <a href="rloaded.html">Loaded Weapon 1</a>'

quotes[212]='<i>Yes, I\’m a Mormon. That\’s why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka and tonics.</i> - <a href="rlongkiss.html">The Long Kiss Goodnight</a>'

quotes[213]='<i>A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.</i> - <a href="rfotr.html">Fellowship of the Ring</a>'

quotes[214]='<i>No one tosses a dwarf!</i> - <a href="rfotr.html">Fellowship of the Ring</a>'

quotes[215]='<i>One ring to rule them all; one ring to find them. One ring to keep them all, and in the darkness bind them!</i> - <a href="rfotr.html">Fellowship of the Ring</a>'

quotes[216]='<i>Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!</i> - <a href="rlostinspace.html">Lost In Space</a>'

quotes[217]='<i>Back off, man, I\'m a scientist!</i> - <a href="rghostbusters.html">Ghostbusters</a>'

quotes[218]='<i>Hi. It\'s Seth. Leave me a message. And if you want to talk to Chelsea you should REALLY ask yourself why!</i> - <a href="rlovestinks.html">Love Stinks</a>'

quotes[219]='<i>I\'m Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes.</i> - <a href="rmajorleague.html">Major League</a>'

quotes[220]='<i>You trying to say Jesus Christ can\'t hit a curveball?</i> - <a href="rmajorleague.html">Major League</a>'

quotes[221]='<i>You know what? There is no Easter Bunny! Over there, that\'s just a guy in a cheap suit!</i> - <a href="rmallrats.html">Mallrats</a>'

quotes[222]='<i>You two are retarded for each other!</i> - <a href="rmallrats.html">Mallrats</a>'

quotes[223]='<i>Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!! Snootchie-bootchies!</i> - <a href="rmallrats.html">Mallrats</a>'

quotes[224]='<i>I love the smell of commerce in the morning!</i> - <a href="rmallrats.html">Mallrats</a>'

quotes[225]='<i>I didn\'t think someone could forget so much so fast without a severe blow to the head.</i> - <a href="rmanwho.html">The Man Who Knew Too Little</a>'

quotes[226]='<i>The more you look the less you know.</i> - <a href="rtmwwt.html">The Man Who Wasn\'t There</a>'

quotes[227]='<i>I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain\'t bad.</i> - <a href="rmars.html">Mars Attacks!</a>'

quotes[228]='<i>Do not try to bend the spoon, that\'s impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth, that there is no spoon.</i> - <a href="rmatrix.html">The Matrix</a>'

quotes[229]='<i>What you know you can\'t explain, but you feel it. You\'ve felt it your entire life, that there\'s something wrong with the world. You don\'t know what it is, but it\'s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.</i> - <a href="rmatrix.html">The Matrix</a>'

quotes[230]='<i>So this year each camper will stalk and kill his own bear in our private wildlife preserve.</i> - <a href="rmeatballs.html">Meatballs</a>'

quotes[231]='<i>Attention campers! Arts and crafts have been cancelled due to bad taste, and all junior girls are now junior boys.</i> - <a href="rmeatballs.html">Mallrats</a>'

quotes[232]='<i>Egg toss! Probably the most punishing of food-related sports.</i> - <a href="rmeatballs.html">Meatballs</a>'

quotes[233]='<i>Now... where was I?</i> - <a href="rmomento.html">Memento</a>'

quotes[234]='<i>I\'m sorry I don\'t remember you. It\'s nothing personal.</i> - <a href="rmomento.html">Memento</a>'

quotes[235]='<i>We\'re not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.</i> - <a href="rmib.html">Men In Black</a>'

quotes[236]='<i>The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months. You\'ll get used to it, or you\'ll have a psychotic episode.</i> - <a href="rmib.html">Men In Black</a>'

quotes[237]='<i>Okay, you usually take it black? \'Couple cubes of kiss-my-ass?</i> - <a href="rmib2.html">Men In Black 2</a>'

quotes[238]='<i>Everybody runs, Fletch.</i> - <a href="rminority.html">Minority Report</a>'

quotes[239]='<i>I haven\'t seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park.</i> - <a href="rmisscongeniality.html">Miss Congeniality</a>'

quotes[240]='<i>I am in a dress. I have gel in my hair. I haven\'t slept all night. I am starved and I\'m armed, don\'t mess with me.</i> - <a href="rmisscongeniality.html">Miss Congeniality</a>'

quotes[241]='<i>Mr. Hunt, this isn\'t mission difficult, it\'s mission impossible.</i> - <a href="rmi2.html">Mission: Impossible 2</a>'

quotes[242]='<i>I don\'t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!</i> - <a href="rholygrail.html">Monty Python and the Holy Grail</a>'

quotes[243]='<i>It\'s just a flesh wound!</i> - <a href="rholygrail.html">Monty Python and the Holy Grail</a>'

quotes[244]='<i>Oh, but you can\'t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!</i> - <a href="rholygrail.html">Monty Python and the Holy Grail</a>'

quotes[245]='<i>All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?</i> - <a href="rbrian.html">Monty Python\'s Life of Brian</a>'

quotes[246]='<i>I\'m afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for medical experiments.</i> - <a href="rmeaning.html">Monty Python\'s Meaning of Life</a>'

quotes[247]='<i>The greatest thing you\'ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.</i> - <a href="rmoulin.html">Moulin Rouge</a>'

quotes[248]='<i>Suddenly, a narcoleptic Argentinian fell through my ceiling!</i> - <a href="rmoulin.html">Moulin Rouge</a>'

quotes[249]='<i>Build a Jacuuuuuuuuuuzi and we will come okay?</i> - <a href="rmuppetsspace.html">Muppets From Space</a>'

quotes[250]='<i>You tell him... and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad bad donkey okay?</i> - <a href="rmuppetsspace.html">Muppets From Space</a>'

quotes[251]='<i>Sparkling Muscatel. One of the finest wines of Idaho.</i> - <a href="rmuppet.html">The Muppet Movie</a>'

quotes[252]='<i>Don\'t play with food! When I was your age, I didn\'t have food!</i> - <a href="rgreekwedding.html">My Big Fat Greek Wedding</a>'

quotes[253]='<i>Women don\'t like to be referred to as fat mammals, Skank.</i> - <a href="rmystery.html">Mystery, Alaska</a>'

quotes[254]='<i>God gave me a gift. I shovel. I shovel well.</i> - <a href="rmysterymen.html">Mystery Men</a>'

quotes[255]='<i>We\'ve got a blind date with destiny. And it looks like she\'s ordered the lobster.</i> - <a href="rmysterymen.html">Mystery Men</a>'

quotes[256]='<i>I calculated the odds of success versus the odds of doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway.</i> - <a href="rmst3k.html">Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie</a>'

quotes[257]='<i>EASTMAN! He came out of the east to do battle with the Amazing RANDO!</i> - <a href="rmst3k.html">Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie</a>'

quotes[258]='<i>Cops and women don\'t mix. It\'s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it\'ll clean you out, but it\'ll leave you hollow inside.</i> - <a href="rnakedgun.html">The Naked Gun</a>'

quotes[259]='<i>It\'s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year\'s Day.</i> - <a href="rnakedgun.html">The Naked Gun</a>'

quotes[260]='<i>Jane, since I\'ve met you I\'ve noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.</i> - <a href="rnakedgun.html">The Naked Gun</a>'

quotes[261]='<i>For no matter how silly the idea of having a Queen is to us, as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts.</i> - <a href="rnakedgun.html">The Naked Gun</a>'

quotes[262]='<i>Wow... If he\'s here, who\'s running Hell?</i> - <a href="rvanwilder.html">Van Wilder</a>'

quotes[263]='<i>Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.</i> - <a href="rvanwilder.html">Van Wilder</a>'

quotes[264]='<i>The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They\'re called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please.</i> - <a href="rneverending.html">The NeverEnding Story</a>'

quotes[265]='<i>Do you see planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I think you\'re living on Fantasy Island.</i> - <a href="rroxbury.html">A Night At The Roxbury</a>'

quotes[266]='<i>What\'s this? They\'re busy throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads.</i> - <a href="rnightmare.html">The Nightmare Before Christmas</a>'

quotes[267]='<i>What ever you do, don\'t fall asleep!</i> - <a href="rnightmare1.html">A Nightmare On Elm Street</a>'

quotes[268]='<i>Lucky thing I can\'t see far, with this leg!</i> - <a href="rnoises.html">Noises Off!</a>'

quotes[269]='<i>Dude, you can\'t start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in.</i> - <a href="rnotanother.html">Not Another Teen Movie</a>'

quotes[270]='<i>We need our space. You kinda gross me out. In the beginning it was different. In the beginning it was better. But then I got to know you more, and I came to realize that you\'re a fat idiot. </i> - <a href="rnothing.html">Nothing To Lose</a>'

quotes[271]='<i>Welcome to HELL, beeeeeeeetch! Car, keys, wallet, now!</i> - <a href="rnothing.html">Nothing To Lose</a>'

quotes[272]='<i>What kind of man stays out till 2:30 in the morning and comes back looking like a bruised turd?</i> - <a href="rnothing.html">Nothing To Lose</a>'

quotes[273]='<i>We\'re in a tight spot!</i> - <a href="robrother.html">O Brother, Where Art Thou?</a>'

quotes[274]='<i>Off the top of my head--I\'d say you\'re looking at a Boeske, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, 2 Jethros and a Leon Sphinx. Not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.</i> - <a href="roceans11.html">Ocean\'s 11</a>'

quotes[275]='<i>Because the house always wins. You play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along you bet big and then you take the house.</i> - <a href="roceans11.html">Ocean\'s 11</a>'

quotes[276]='<i>We need to talk about your TPS report.</i> - <a href="roffice.html">Office Space</a>'

quotes[277]='<i>There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammy\'s.</i> - <a href="roffice.html">Office Space</a>'

quotes[278]='<i>Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.</i> - <a href="roffice.html">Office Space</a>'

quotes[279]='<i>Sounds like somebody\'s got a case of the Mondays!</i> - <a href="roffice.html">Office Space</a>'

quotes[280]='<i>Did you ever notice people die in alphabetical order?</i> - <a href="rcrazy.html">One Crazy Summer</a>'

quotes[281]='<i>Coffee. COFFEE NOW!!!</i> - <a href="rpcu.html">PCU</a>'

quotes[282]='<i>Here\'s all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it\'s your best friend, you drink alot of it. Women: you\'re a freshman, so it\'s pretty much out of the question.</i> - <a href="rpcu.html">PCU</a>'

quotes[283]='<i>What is this? You\'re going to wear the shirt of the band you\'re going to see? Don\'t be that guy.</i> - <a href="rpcu.html">PCU</a>'

quotes[284]='<i>Pigman is trying to prove the Cain-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Cain or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.</i> - <a href="rpcu.html">PCU</a>'

quotes[285]='<i>You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day, you installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps, and most recently, dumped 100 pounds of meat on a peaceful vegan protest!</i> - <a href="rpcu.html">PCU</a>'

quotes[286]='<i>That\'s tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I like it.</i> - <a href="rpcu.html">PCU</a>'

quotes[287]='<i>We don\'t need no education, we don\'t need no thought patrol.</i> - <a href="rwall.html">The Wall</a>'

quotes[288]='<i>Those AREN\'T PILLOWS!!!</i> - <a href="rplanes.html">Planes, Trains and Automobiles</a>'

quotes[289]='<i>You know... you know when you\'re telling these little stories? Here\'s a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!</i> - <a href="rplanes.html">Planes, Trains and Automobiles</a>'

quotes[290]='<i>Stop the car?! THIS IS A CAR CHASE! I went to considerable expense to set this up. We can\'t just stop!</i> - <a href="rplaying.html">Playing God</a>'

quotes[291]='<i>Let\'s do some poetry!</i> - <a href="rpolice4.html">Police Academy 4</a>'

quotes[292]='<i>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</i> - <a href="rprincess.html">The Princess Bride</a>'

quotes[293]='<i>Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.</i> - <a href="rprincess.html">The Princess Bride</a>'

quotes[294]='<i>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.</i> - <a href="rprincess.html">The Princess Bride</a>'

quotes[295]='<i>Even if you were a woman, you\'d still be an idiot!</i> - <a href="rmononoke.html">Princess Mononoke</a>'

quotes[296]='<i>For this movie you\'ve gotta suspend disbelief.</i> - <a href="rprivate.html">Private Parts</a>'

quotes[297]='<i>I\'m dedicating this unusual song to an unusual person who makes me feel kind of... unusual.</i> - <a href="rpump.html">Pump Up The Volume</a>'

quotes[298]='<i>I say do it. I don\'t care what, just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard!</i> - <a href="rpump.html">Pump Up The Volume</a>'

quotes[299]='<i>We\'re not playing Everquest, Kirk, we\'re on planet Earth.</i> - <a href="rnewguy.html">The New Guy</a>'

quotes[300]='<i>The Hurks did have a dog. His name was Roger, and he was the random result of generations of hasty unplanned dog sex. </i> - <a href="rbigt.html">Big Trouble</a>'

quotes[301]='<i>Was that a goat?</i> - <a href="rbigt.html">Big Trouble</a>'

quotes[302]='<i>We have a potential Die Hard situation developing in the kitchen.</i> - <a href="rbigt.html">Big Trouble</a>'

quotes[303]='<i>I think before you die, you see the ring...</i> - <a href="rthering.html">The Ring</a>'

quotes[304]='<i>God, I liked him better before he died!</i> - <a href="rstartrek5.html">Star Trek V: The Final Frontier</a>'

quotes[305]='<i>If I was lookin\' fer... stuff, I\'d follow the spiders. Yep. That\'s all I have to say</i> - <a href="rhpoc.html">Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets</a>'

quotes[306]='<i>You weren\'t alive during the Microsoft conflict. We were beating each other with our own severed limbs. </i> - <a href="rjasonx.html">Jason X</a>'

quotes[307]='<i>Guys, it\'s okay! He just wanted his machete back!</i> - <a href="rjasonx.html">Jason X</a>'

quotes[308]='<i>Give a guy a gun and he\'s superman. Give him two and he\'s God!</i> - <a href="rhardboiled.html">Hard Boiled</a>'

quotes[309]='<i>The Hurks did have a dog. His name was Roger, and he was the random result of generations of hasty unplanned dog sex.</i> - <a href="rbigt.html">Big Trouble</a>'

quotes[310]='<i>We have a potential Die Hard situation developing in the kitchen.</i> - <a href="rbigt.html">Big Trouble</a>'

quotes[311]='<i>No time to argue. Throw me idol, I\'ll throw you the whip.</i> - <a href="rraiders.html">Raiders of the Lost Ark</a>'

quotes[312]='<i>Snakes. Why\'d it have to be snakes?</i> - <a href="rraiders.html">Raiders of the Lost Ark</a>'

quotes[313]='<i>It\'s not the years, honey, it\'s the mileage.</i> - <a href="rraiders.html">Raiders of the Lost Ark</a>'

quotes[314]='<i>Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.</i> - <a href="rraiders.html">Raiders of the Lost Ark</a>'

quotes[315]='<i>It\'s lonely being a cannibal. You don\'t get that many friends.</i> - <a href="rravenous.html">Ravenous</a>'

quotes[316]='<i>I never sleep, I don\'t know why. I had a roomate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything.</i> - <a href="rrealgenius.html">Real Genius</a>'

quotes[317]='<i>This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.</i> - <a href="rrealgenius.html">Real Genius</a>'

quotes[318]='<i>This is it, the one day our math teachers told us algebra would save our lives.</i> - <a href="rredplanet.html">Red Planet</a>'

quotes[319]='<i>Your husband ain\'t dead, lady, he\'s hiding.</i> - <a href="rref.html">The Ref</a>'

quotes[320]='<i>Santa can\'t drink any more milk tonight. Santa has a lactose intolerance, it gives him horrible gas pains. You wanna see Santa farting down everyone\'s chimney?</i> - <a href="rref.html">The Ref</a>'

quotes[321]='<i>I have never heard of such a Christmas: sex, and drugs, and, and, and, and women being set on fire!</i> - <a href="rref.html">The Ref</a>'

quotes[322]='<i>He moves like a baboon - with two club feet. However, there is a feeble glint of promise in his eyes. I think I can do something with him.</i> - <a href="rremo.html">Remo Williams</a>'

quotes[323]='<i>You move like a pregnant yak. Sit!</i> - <a href="rremo.html">Remo Williams</a>'

quotes[324]='<i>Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.</i> - <a href="rreplacements.html">The Replacements</a>'

quotes[325]='<i>Say you\'re thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone says plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp. Out of the blue. No use looking for one either. It\'s part of the lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.</i> - <a href="rrepo.html">Repo Man</a>'

quotes[326]='<i>It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.</i> - <a href="rrepo.html">Repo Man</a>'

quotes[327]='<i>Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?</i> - <a href="rreservoir.html">Reservoir Dogs</a>'

quotes[328]='<i>Then I will cook toast, eggs, bacon, toast, waffles, and toast.</i> - <a href="rrotkt.html">Return of the Killer Tomatoes</a>'

quotes[329]='<i>The girl of my dreams is a vegetable!</i> - <a href="rrotkt.html">Return of the Killer Tomatoes</a>'

quotes[330]='<i>I love you, and you\'ve got to let me eat your brains!</i> - <a href="rrold.html">Return of the Living Dead</a>'

quotes[331]='<i>That\'s the psychology department. Each semester you\'ll be expected to volunteer for some cutting-edge experimental testing. Just a tip: when it\'s your turn, remember to wear loose clothing, no metal, and be prepared to receive several heavy doses of electrical current. They\'re watching us now.</i> - <a href="rroadtrip.html">Road Trip</a>'

quotes[332]='<i>Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.</i> - <a href="rromy.html">Romy and Michele\'s High School Reunion</a>'

quotes[333]='<i>I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.</i> - <a href="rromy.html">Romy and Michele\'s High School Reunion</a>'

quotes[334]='<i>You know, even though we\'ve watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it.</i> - <a href="rromy.html">Romy and Michele\'s High School Reunion</a>'

quotes[335]='<i>Anyone want to get some cheeseburgers and hit the cemetery?</i> - <a href="rroyalt.html">The Royal Tenenbaums</a>'

quotes[336]='<i>Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with 2 hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God and I\'m not Him.</i> - <a href="rrudy.html">Rudy</a>'

quotes[337]='<i>No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around.</i> - <a href="rrudy.html">Rudy</a>'

quotes[338]='<i>I saved Latin. What did you ever do?</i> - <a href="rrushmore.html">Rushmore</a>'

quotes[339]='<i>I am all that is man.</i> - <a href="rsupertroopers.html">Super Troopers</a>'

quotes[340]='<i>All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.</i> - <a href="rfotr.html">The Fellowship of the Ring</a>'

quotes[341]='<i>She\'s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.</i> - <a href="rsay.html">Say Anything</a>'

quotes[342]='<i>I am looking for a dare to be great situation.</i> - <a href="rsay.html">Say Anything</a>'

quotes[343]='<i>The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don\'t be a guy.</i> - <a href="rsay.html">Say Anything</a>'

quotes[344]='<i>Take the draw.</i> - <a href="rsearching.html">Searching For Bobby Fischer</a>'

quotes[345]='<i>Never say who\'s there! Don\'t you watch scary movies? It\'s a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.</i> - <a href="rscream.html">Scream</a>'

quotes[346]='<i>Who am I? The beer wench?</i> - <a href="rscream.html">Scream</a>'

quotes[347]='<i>Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.</i> - <a href="rshawshank.html">The Shawshank Redemption</a>'

quotes[348]='<i>I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, ya know, except for the whole hooker thing!</i> - <a href="rshes.html">She\'s All That</a>'

quotes[349]='<i>Come play with us Danny, forever and ever and ever.</i> - <a href="rshining.html">The Shining</a>'

quotes[350]='<i>Oh, no. Dead broad OFF the table!</i> - <a href="rshrek.html">Shrek</a>'

quotes[351]='<i>This\'ll be fun. We\'ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I\'m making waffles!</i> - <a href="rshrek.html">Shrek</a>'

quotes[352]='<i>I just know, before this is over, I\'m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin\'.</i> - <a href="rshrek.html">Shrek</a>'

quotes[353]='<i>Of course it\'s stupid if no one else sings!</i> - <a href="rshriek.html">Shriek</a>'

quotes[354]='<i>I just need a volunteer to put some fueler in the projector. Anyone? Fueler? Fueler?</i> - <a href="rshriek.html">Shriek</a>'

quotes[355]='<i>This is exactly what the nerds want...</i> - <a href="rsigns.html">Signs</a>'

quotes[356]='<i>You could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.</i> - <a href="rsilence.html">Silence of the Lambs</a>'

quotes[357]='<i>A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.</i> - <a href="rsilence.html">Silence of the Lambs</a>'

quotes[358]='<i>It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it\'s told.</i> - <a href="rsilence.html">Silence of the Lambs</a>'

quotes[359]='<i>Flutter away, little butterfly. Just flutter away.</i> - <a href="rsixstring.html">Six String Samurai</a>'

quotes[360]='<i>I can\'t believe my grandmother actually felt me up!</i> - <a href="rsixteen.html">Sixteen Candles</a>'

quotes[361]='<i>That\'s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they\'d call them something else.</i> - <a href="rsixteen.html">Sixteen Candles</a>'

quotes[362]='<i>This isn\'t a date, dummy. It\'s a scientific exploration.</i> - <a href="rsneakers.html">Sneakers</a>'

quotes[363]='<i>Head! Paper! Now!</i> - <a href="raxe.html">So I Married An Axe Murderer</a>'

quotes[364]='<i>Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I\'d really have to go with breast size.</i> - <a href="raxe.html">So I Married An Axe Murderer</a>'

quotes[365]='<i>Would ya look at the size of that kid\'s head! It\'s a virtual planetoid and it has it\'s own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick!</i> - <a href="raxe.html">So I Married An Axe Murderer</a>'

quotes[366]='<i>We have a piper down! I repeat, a piper is down.</i> - <a href="raxe.html">So I Married An Axe Murderer</a>'

quotes[367]='<i>Young man, did you just say the Q-word?</i> - <a href="rsouthpark.html">South Park</a>'

quotes[368]='<i>That movie has warped my fragile little mind.</i> - <a href="rsouthpark.html">South Park</a>'

quotes[369]='<i>What\'s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN???</i> - <a href="rspaceballs.html">Spaceballs</a>'

quotes[370]='<i>So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.</i> - <a href="rspaceballs.html">Spaceballs</a>'

quotes[371]='<i>Pop quiz, hotshot. There\'s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?</i> - <a href="rspeed.html">Speed</a>'

quotes[372]='<i>When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the line of darkness. Whether they are clean or not.</i> - <a href="rspiceworld.html">Spice World</a>'

quotes[373]='<i>When the speeding melon hits the ball, it\'s Christmas for the crows.</i> - <a href="rspiceworld.html">Spice World</a>'

quotes[374]='<i>It doesn\'t matter how successful you are, sometimes you have to go pee in the woods.</i> - <a href="rspiceworld.html">Spice World</a>'

quotes[375]='<i>With great power comes great responsibility.</i> - <a href="rspiderman.html">Spider-Man</a>'

quotes[376]='<i>Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend\'s mother was always held in high regard.</i> - <a href="rstandbyme.html">Stand By Me</a>'

quotes[377]='<i>Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile.</i> - <a href="rfirstcontact.html">Star Trek: First Contact</a>'

quotes[378]='<i>Hot damn! You\'re heroic.</i> - <a href="rfirstcontact.html">Star Trek: First Contact</a>'

quotes[379]='<i>Were I to invoke logic, however, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.</i> - <a href="rstartrek2.html">Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan</a>'

quotes[380]='<i>KHAAANNNN! KHAAANNNN!</i> - <a href="rstartrek2.html">Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan</a>'

quotes[381]='<i>Well that\'s simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.</i> - <a href="rstartrek4.html">Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home</a>'

quotes[382]='<i>God, I liked him better before he died!</i> - <a href="rstartrek5.html">Star Trek V: The Final Frontier</a>'

quotes[383]='<i>What you want is irrelevant, what you have chosen is at hand.</i> - <a href="rstartrek6.html">Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country</a>'

quotes[384]='<i>I don\'t like the sand. It\'s coarse and rough and irritating--not like you. You\'re soft and smooth.</i> - <a href="raotc.html">Star Wars: Attack of the Clones</a>'

quotes[385]='<i>And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!</i> - <a href="resb.html">Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back</a>'

quotes[386]='<i>Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!</i> - <a href="resb.html">Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back</a>'

quotes[387]='<i>No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.</i> - <a href="resb.html">Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back</a>'

quotes[388]='<i>If I didn\'t have puke breath, I\'d kiss you.</i> - <a href="rstrangebrew.html">Strange Brew</a>'

quotes[389]='<i>You know, I\'ve never met anyone like you before. Usually when I meet someone new I feel awkward and shy. But with you it\'s different. I can talk to you. You know what I\'m thinking without my having to explain to you in fancy terms. We speak each other\'s unspoken language... fluently. I love you.</i> - <a href="rsurething.html">The Sure Thing</a>'

quotes[390]='<i>It\'s been swell, but the swelling\'s gone down.</i> - <a href="rtank.html">Tank Girl</a>'

quotes[391]='<i>You\'ll shoot your eye out, kid.</i> - <a href="rchristmasstory.html">A Christmas Story</a>'

quotes[392]='<i>Only one thing in the world could\'ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.</i> - <a href="rchristmasstory.html">A Christmas Story</a>'

quotes[393]='<i>My father wove a tapestry of profanity which to this day is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan.</i> - <a href="rchristmasstory.html">A Christmas Story</a>'

quotes[394]='<i>Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.</i> - <a href="rchristmasstory.html">A Christmas Story</a>'

quotes[395]='<i>He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.</i> - <a href="rchristmasstory.html">A Christmas Story</a>'

quotes[396]='<i>We Dwarves are sprinters! We\'re very dangerous over short distances!</i> - <a href="rttt.html">The Two Towers</a>'

quotes[397]='<i>Stupid, fat hobbit!</i> - <a href="rttt.html">The Two Towers</a>'

quotes[398]='<i>Do you remember when we used to be explorers?</i> - <a href="rstartrek9.html">Star Trek: Insurrection</a>'

quotes[399]='<i>In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device. </i> - <a href="rstartrek9.html">Star Trek: Insurrection</a>'

quotes[400]='<i>My insurance doesn\'t cover PMS!</i> - <a href="r10things.html">10 Things I Hate About You</a>'

quotes[401]='<i>I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?</i> - <a href="r10things.html">10 Things I Hate About You</a>'

quotes[402]='<i>Kissing is not what keeps me up to my elbows every day in placenta.</i> - <a href="r10things.html">10 Things I Hate About You</a>'

quotes[403]='<i>Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!</i> - <a href="rmary.html">There\'s Something About Mary</a>'

quotes[404]='<i>You can\'t forget, it\'s a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.</i> - <a href="rmary.html">There\'s Something About Mary</a>'

quotes[405]='<i>Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.</i> - <a href="rmary.html">There\'s Something About Mary</a>'

quotes[406]='<i>He was the patron saint of quality footwear.</i> - <a href="rspinal.html">This Is Spinal Tap</a>'

quotes[407]='<i>In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...</i> - <a href="rspinal.html">This Is Spinal Tap</a>'

quotes[408]='<i>You can\'t really dust for vomit.</i> - <a href="rspinal.html">This Is Spinal Tap</a>'

quotes[409]='<i>I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I\'m all out of bubblegum.</i> - <a href="rtheylive.html">They Live</a>'

quotes[410]='<i>Trust is a tough thing to come by these days.</i> - <a href="rthing.html">The Thing</a>'

quotes[411]='<i>Are Gringos falling from the sky?!</i> - <a href="ramigos.html">The Three Amigos</a>'

quotes[412]='<i>So be wary of very hairy scary Larry.</i> - <a href="rthreesome.html">Threesome</a>'

quotes[413]='<i>For me, sex is like pizza. Even when it\'s bad, it\'s still pretty good.</i> - <a href="rthreesome.html">Threesome</a>'

quotes[414]='<i>It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.</i> - <a href="rtombstone.html">Tombstone</a>'

quotes[415]='<i>I\'m your huckleberry.</i> - <a href="rtombstone.html">Tombstone</a>'

quotes[416]='<i>Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?</i> - <a href="rtombstone.html">Tombstone</a>'

quotes[417]='<i>Did I hear a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?</i> - <a href="rtommy.html">Tommy Boy</a>'

quotes[418]='<i>We\'re family, we\'re gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait \'til Christmas.</i> - <a href="rtommy.html">Tommy Boy</a>'

quotes[419]='<i>The word I\'m searching for I can\'t say because there\'s preschool toys present.</i> - <a href="rtoystory.html">Toy Story</a>'

quotes[420]='<i>You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pity. Farewell.</i> - <a href="rtoystory.html">Toy Story</a>'

quotes[421]='<i>We plan ahead, that way we don\'t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.</i> - <a href="rtremors.html">Tremors</a>'

quotes[422]='<i>Right...rejection kills. Disappointment only maims.</i> - <a href="rtruth.html">The Truth About Cats and Dogs</a>'

quotes[423]='<i>We can love our pets, we just can\'t LOVE our pets.</i> - <a href="rtruth.html">The Truth About Cats and Dogs</a>'

quotes[424]='<i>You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I\'m not gonna take it any more!"</i> - <a href="ruhf.html">UHF</a>'

quotes[425]='<i>You took the box! Let\'s see what in the box! Nothing! Absolutely nothing!! Stupid!! You\'re so stupid!!!</i> - <a href="ruhf.html">UHF</a>'

quotes[426]='<i>For those of you who are just joining us, today we\'re teaching poodles how to fly!</i> - <a href="ruhf.html">UHF</a>'

quotes[427]='<i>Now it\'s time for one of my favorite cartoons. It\'s a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment in the futile persuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who mocks him and laughs at him as he is repeatedly crushed and maimed. I hope you enjoy it!</i> - <a href="ruhf.html">UHF</a>'

quotes[428]='<i>Keaton once said, "I don\'t believe in God, but I\'m afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.</i> - <a href="rusual.html">The Usual Suspects</a>'

quotes[429]='<i>I don\'t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?</i> - <a href="rvacation.html">Vacation</a>'

quotes[430]='<i>Ah, but how could I enjoy the sweet of life without the bitter?</i> - <a href="rvanillasky.html">Vanilla Sky</a>'

quotes[431]='<i>I haven\'t seen a beatin\' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.</i> - <a href="rvegas.html">Vegas Vacation</a>'

quotes[432]='<i>You can do eeet!</i> - <a href="rwaterboy.html">The Waterboy</a>'

quotes[433]='<i>Eat lead, tribble!</i> - <a href="rwaxwork.html">Waxwork II: Lost In Time</a>'

quotes[434]='<i>Sarah and you have actually stumbled into God\'s Nintendo game.</i> - <a href="rwaxwork.html">Waxwork II: Lost In Time</a>'

quotes[435]='<i>Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!</i> - <a href="rwayne1.html">Wayne\'s World</a>'

quotes[436]='<i>That is a babe! She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym-class.</i> - <a href="rwayne1.html">Wayne\'s World</a>'

quotes[437]='<i>I just always wanted to open up a door where men are training like in James Bond.</i> - <a href="rwayne1.html">Wayne\'s World</a>'

quotes[438]='<i>I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M & Ms, and Ozzie went on stage and did a great show.</i> - <a href="rwayne2.html">Wayne\'s World 2</a>'

quotes[439]='<i>People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"</i> - <a href="rwayne2.html">Wayne\'s World 2</a>'

quotes[440]='<i>Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons. </i> - <a href="rwayne2.html">Wayne\'s World 2</a>'

quotes[441]='<i>Not porno tongue, church tongue.</i> - <a href="rwedding.html">The Wedding Singer</a>'

quotes[442]='<i>Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance...me. And I\'m pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.</i> - <a href="rwedding.html">The Wedding Singer</a>'

quotes[443]='<i>Alexa? You would make an excellent druid as you have already cast a level five charm spell on me.</i> - <a href="rwethot.html">Wet Hot American Summer</a>'

quotes[444]='<i>Oh, but Baby Fish Mouth is sweeping the nation.</i> - <a href="rwhms.html">When Harry Met Sally</a>'

quotes[445]='<i>I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.</i> - <a href="rwhms.html">When Harry Met Sally</a>'

quotes[446]='<i>You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.</i> - <a href="rwhms.html">When Harry Met Sally</a>'

quotes[447]='<i>When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.</i> - <a href="rwhms.html">When Harry Met Sally</a>'

quotes[448]='<i>I\'m not bad, I\'m just drawn that way.</i> - <a href="rrogerrabbit.html">Who Framed Roger Rabbit?</a>'

quotes[449]='<i>Help! There\'s a peck with an acorn pointed at me!</i> - <a href="rwillow.html">Willow</a>'

quotes[450]='<i>Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!</i> - <a href="rwillywonka.html">Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory</a>'

quotes[451]='<i>Never wanted to be a razor so bad in my life.</i> - <a href="rwithhonors.html">With Honors</a>'

quotes[452]='<i>Don\'t matter if they\'re skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it\'s the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.</i> - <a href="rwithhonors.html">With Honors</a>'

quotes[453]='<i>That\'s a big trunk. It fits a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.</i> - <a href="rwonder.html">Wonder Boys</a>'

quotes[454]='<i>Sabertooth? Storm. What do they call you? "Wheels"? This is the stupidest thing I\'ve ever heard.</i> - <a href="rxmen.html">X-Men</a>'

quotes[455]='<i>This is a center for ants! How can we teach children to read if they can\'t even fit inside the building?</i> - <a href="rzoolander.html">Zoolander</a>'

quotes[456]='<i>How many times do I have to tell you? You don\'t put a bra in a dryer! It warps!</i>  - <a href="rhedwig.html">Hedwig and the Angry Inch</a>'

quotes[457]='<i>Oh good! My dog\'s found a chainsaw!</i> - <a href="rlilo.html">Lilo and Stitch</a>'

quotes[458]='<i>His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone\'s left shoe.</i> - <a href="rlilo.html">Lilo and Stitch</a>'

quotes[459]='<i>So far, you have been set adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience.</i> - <a href="rlilo.html">Lilo and Stitch</a>'

quotes[460]='<i>Pudge controls the weather.</i> - <a href="rlilo.html">Lilo and Stitch</a>'

quotes[461]='<i>He\'s Hitler with a tail. He\'s \'The Omen\' with whiskers. Even Nostradamus didn\'t see him coming!</i> - <a href="rmousehunt.html">Mouse Hunt</a>'

quotes[462]='<i>Lou! Give me a milk... Chocolate!</i> - <a href="rback1.html">Back to the Future</a>'

quotes[463]='<i>You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket.</i> - <a href="rpostman.html">The Postman</a>'

quotes[464]='<i>I\'m George, George McFly! I\'m your density. I mean... your destiny.</i> - <a href="rback1.html">Back to the Future</a>'

quotes[465]='<i>I\'m your number one fan.</i> - <a href="rmisery.html">Misery</a>'

quotes[466]='<i>He didn\'t get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR!</i> - <a href="rmisery.html">Misery</a>'

quotes[467]='<i>I rock... SO... HARD!</i> - <a href="rpowerpuff.html">The Powerpuff Girls</a>'

quotes[468]='<i>You\'re not evil, you\'re just really dirty.</i> - <a href="rpowerpuff.html">The Powerpuff Girls</a>'

quotes[469]='<i>Eat lead, slackers!</i> - <a href="rback2.html">Back to the Future Part 2</a>'

quotes[470]='<i>Sometimes it\'s easier to live the lie.</i> - <a href="rcatchme.html">Catch Me If You Can</a>'

quotes[471]='<i>Two mice fell into a bowl of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse fought and struggled until he churned that cream into butter and he crawled his way out. I am that second mouse.</i> - <a href="rcatchme.html">Catch Me If You Can</a>'

quotes[472]='<i>If I had survived an old lady ass-kicking, I would want to brag about it.</i> - <a href="rgreekwedding.html">My Big Fat Greek Wedding</a>'

quotes[473]='<i>When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six year-old with sideburns.</i> - <a href="rgreekwedding.html">My Big Fat Greek Wedding</a>'

quotes[474]='<i>The men may be the head of the house, but the women are the neck and they can turn the head anyway they want.</i> - <a href="rgreekwedding.html">My Big Fat Greek Wedding</a>'

quotes[475]='<i>If you\'re going to be in this family, I get you some ear plugs, because the Portokalos women, if they are not nagging somebody, they die.</i> - <a href="rgreekwedding.html">My Big Fat Greek Wedding</a>'

quotes[476]='<i>Why not use Gandhi\'s way? He didn\'t have guns, and he beat the British Empire.</i> - <a href="rbowling.html">Bowling for Columbine</a>'

quotes[477]='<i>Well, here\'s my first question. Do you think it\'s kind of dangerous handing out guns at a bank? </i> - <a href="rbowling.html">Bowling for Columbine</a>'

quotes[478]='<i>It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.</i> - <a href="rbridget.html">Bridget Jones\'s Diary</a>'

quotes[479]='<i>Hi, you like me just the way I am.</i> - <a href="rbridget.html">Bridget Jones\'s Diary</a>'

quotes[480]='<i>Look Ling, those curly q\'s on your face make me so hot I can\'t think straight!</i> - <a href="rkungpow.html">Kung Pow: Enter the Fist</a>'

quotes[481]='<i>Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.</i> - <a href="rkungpow.html">Kung Pow: Enter the Fist</a>'

quotes[482]='<i>I\'m sure on some planet your style is quite impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.</i> - <a href="rkungpow.html">Kung Pow: Enter the Fist</a>'

quotes[483]='<i>This means something. This is important.</i> - <a href="rce3k.html">Close Encounters of the Third Kind</a>'

quotes[484]='<i>Our love fern! You let it die!</i> - <a href="r10days.html">How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days</a>'

quotes[485]='<i>Industry, Science, and Technology! Big men putting screwdrivers into things! Turning them! And adjusting them!</i> - <a href="rmst3k.html">Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie</a>'

quotes[486]='<i>Into the weenie mobile, weenie man away!</i> - <a href="rmst3k.html">Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie</a>'

quotes[487]='<i>Self-cleaning mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.</i> - <a href="rmst3k.html">Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie</a>'

quotes[488]='<i>It\'s the amazing technicolor cheese wedge!</i> - <a href="rmst3k.html">Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie</a>'

quotes[489]='<i>Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?</i> - <a href="rdiehard2.html">Die Hard 2</a>'

quotes[490]='<i>You are the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time!</i> - <a href="rdiehard2.html">Die Hard 2</a>'

quotes[491]='<i>I\'m pond scum. Well, lower actually. I\'m like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.</i> - <a href="rmybest.html">My Best Friend\'s Wedding</a>'

quotes[492]='<i>Tell him you love him. Bite the bullet.</i> - <a href="rmybest.html">My Best Friend\'s Wedding</a>'

quotes[493]='<i>It\'s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.</i> - <a href="rmybest.html">My Best Friend\'s Wedding</a>'

quotes[494]='<i>I was wondering if you wanted to get some ice cream or perhaps a meal of food?</i> - <a href="roldschool.html">Old School</a>'

quotes[495]='<i>Respect is fine, but actually I\'ve always wanted to be feared.</i> - <a href="rarach.html">Arachnophobia</a>'

quotes[496]='<i>The thing is, a person\'s life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show. And The Will Show wasn\'t an ensemble drama.</i> - <a href="raboutaboy.html">About A Boy</a>'

quotes[497]='<i>This crying in the morning thing, this depression, let\'s get that fixed.</i> - <a href="raboutaboy.html">About A Boy</a>'

quotes[498]='<i>I think I killed a duck!</i> - <a href="raboutaboy.html">About A Boy</a>'

quotes[499]='<i>No, you\'re not a bad mother. You\'re just a barking lunatic.</i> - <a href="raboutaboy.html">About A Boy</a>'

quotes[500]='<i>In my opinion, all men are islands. And what\'s more, now\'s the time to be one. This is an island age.</i> - <a href="raboutaboy.html">About A Boy</a>'

quotes[501]='<i>It was terrible! Terrible! But driving really fast behind the ambulance was fantastic!</i> - <a href="raboutaboy.html">About A Boy</a>'

quotes[502]='<i>Let the sun come out, you big, bad G.I. Joe!</i> - <a href="rhotshots2.html">Hot Shots! Part Deux</a>'

quotes[503]='<i>You\'re the best of what\'s left.</i> - <a href="rhotshots2.html">Hot Shots! Part Deux</a>'

quotes[504]='<i>I can kill again! You\'ve given me a reason to live.</i> - <a href="rhotshots2.html">Hot Shots! Part Deux</a>'

quotes[505]='<i>I had to come. It was a sequel.</i> - <a href="rhotshots2.html">Hot Shots! Part Deux</a>'

quotes[506]='<i>He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering.</i> - <a href="rgony.html">Gangs of New York</a>'

quotes[507]='<i>You mess with the \'fro, you got to go.</i> - <a href="rundercover.html">Undercover Brother</a>'

quotes[508]='<i>Today is a great day for black people of all races.</i> - <a href="rundercover.html">Undercover Brother</a>'

quotes[509]='<i>Honey, is that Michael Bolton\'s version of "The Thong Song"?</i> - <a href="rundercover.html">Undercover Brother</a>'

quotes[510]='<i>How can you know what you\'d really do to stay alive, until you\'re asked? I know now that the answer for most of us is: anything. </i> - <a href="rgreyzone.html">The Grey Zone</a>'

quotes[511]='<i>I\'m going to have to ask you to retard your anger.</i> - <a href="rangerman.html">Anger Management</a>'

quotes[512]='<i>Ohh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head!</i> - <a href="rangerman.html">Anger Management</a>'

quotes[513]='<i>Eyes down. Don\'t smile. Indian bride never smiles. You\'ll ruin the bloody video.</i> - <a href="rbendit.html">Bend It Like Beckham</a>'

quotes[514]='<i>I guess I don\'t have any last words. I\'m just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.</i> - <a href="rjackass.html">Jackass: The Movie</a>'

quotes[515]='<i>Is this the worst time you\'ve ever had to go boom-boom?</i> - <a href="rjackass.html">Jackass: The Movie</a>'

quotes[516]='<i>Hi, I\'m Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I\'m gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them. </i> - <a href="rjackass.html">Jackass: The Movie</a>'

quotes[517]='<i>Isn\'t it funny? You hear a phone ringing, and it could be anybody. A ringing phone has to be answered. Doesn\'t it? </i> - <a href="rphonebooth.html">Phone Booth</a>'

quotes[518]='<i>That\'s not possible! I saw what happened! We all saw what happened!</i> - <a href="ridentity.html">Identity</a>'

quotes[519]='<i>Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman; especially one who\'s interested in you.</i> - <a href="rx2.html">X2</a>'

quotes[520]='<i>That dorky looking helmet is the only thing protecting me from the real bad guys.</i> - <a href="rx2.html">X2</a>'

quotes[521]='<i>I do not fear them.  I pity them. You know why? Some people will never know beyond what they can see with their own eye.</i> - <a href="rx2.html">X2</a>'

quotes[522]='<i>Have you ever tried not being a mutant?</i> - <a href="rx2.html">X2</a>'

quotes[523]='<i>You\'re a god among insects; don\'t let anyone tell you any different.</i> - <a href="rx2.html">X2</a>'

quotes[524]='<i>Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.</i> - <a href="rpulpfiction.html">Pulp Fiction</a>'

quotes[525]='<i>I\'m gonna get medieval on your ass.</i> - <a href="rpulpfiction.html">Pulp Fiction</a>'

quotes[526]='<i>Zed\'s dead, baby. Zed\'s dead.</i> - <a href="rpulpfiction.html">Pulp Fiction</a>'

quotes[527]='<i>If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.</i> - <a href="rpulpfiction.html">Pulp Fiction</a>'

quotes[528]='<i>Listen! And understand! That Terminator is out there. It can\'t be bargained with! It can\'t be reasoned with! It doesn\'t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!</i> - <a href="rterminator.html">The Terminator</a>'

quotes[529]='<i>Come with me if you want to live!</i> - <a href="rterminator.html">The Terminator</a>'

quotes[530]='<i>I\'ll be back.</i> - <a href="rterminator.html">The Terminator</a>'

quotes[531]='<i>I\'m not even supposed to be here. I\'m just \'Crewman Number Six.\' I\'m expendable! I\'m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is!</i> - <a href="rgalaxy.html">Galaxy Quest</a>'

quotes[532]='<i>Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!</i> - <a href="rgalaxy.html">Galaxy Quest</a>'

quotes[533]='<i>By Grapthar\'s Hammer... what savings.</i> - <a href="rgalaxy.html">Galaxy Quest</a>'

quotes[534]='<i>Give him a hand, he\'s British!</i> - <a href="rgalaxy.html">Galaxy Quest</a>'

quotes[535]='<i>You do not truly know a man until you fight him.</i> - <a href="rmatrixrel.html">The Matrix Reloaded</a>'

quotes[536]='<i>It seems like every time we meet, I\'ve got nothing but bad news. I\'m sorry about that, I surely am. But for what it\'s worth, you\'ve made a believer out of me.</i> - <a href="rmatrixrel.html">The Matrix Reloaded</a>'

quotes[537]='<i>Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again.</i> - <a href="rmatrixrel.html">The Matrix Reloaded</a>'

quotes[538]='<i>I have dreamed the dream, but now that dream is gone from me.</i> - <a href="rmatrixrel.html">The Matrix Reloaded</a>'

quotes[539]='<i>When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.</i> - <a href="rexcalibur.html">Excalibur</a>'

quotes[540]='<i>You must remember, there\'s always something cleverer than yourself.</i> - <a href="rexcalibur.html">Excalibur</a>'

quotes[541]='<i>Welcome to Music Town, may I service you?</i> - <a href="rempire.html">Empire Records</a>'

quotes[542]='<i>In the immortal words of The Doors, \'The time to hesitate is through.\'</i> - <a href="rempire.html">Empire Records</a>'

quotes[543]='<i>No we mustn\'t dwell... no, not today... we can\'t... not on Rex Manning day!</i> - <a href="rempire.html">Empire Records</a>'

quotes[544]='<i>I am a nice, friendly shark. Not a fish-eating monster. Fish are our friends, not food.</i> - <a href="rnemo.html">Finding Nemo</a>'

quotes[545]='<i>I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.</i> - <a href="rnemo.html">Finding Nemo</a>'

quotes[546]='<i>Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!</i> - <a href="rnemo.html">Finding Nemo</a>'

quotes[547]='<i>We\'re acting just like two people...in love!</i> - <a href="rdownwithlove.html">Down With Love</a>'

quotes[548]='<i>High spirits are just no substitute for 800 rounds a minute.</i> - <a href="rdogsoldiers.html">Dog Soldiers</a>'

quotes[549]='<i>We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch!</i> - <a href="rdogsoldiers.html">Dog Soldiers</a>'

quotes[550]='<i>Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You\'ll see me two more times if you do bad. Goodnight.</i> - <a href="rmuldrive.html">Mulholland Dr.</a>'

quotes[551]='<i>Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!</i> - <a href="r1776.html">1776</a>'

quotes[552]='<i>Well, in all my years I ain\'t never heard, seen, nor smelled an issue that was so dangerous it couldn\'t be talked about. Hell yeah! I\'m for debating anything. Rhode Island says yea!</i> - <a href="r1776.html">1776</a>'

quotes[553]='<i>Softly, John. Your voice is hurting my foot.</i> - <a href="r1776.html">1776</a>'

quotes[554]='<i>Well, I\'ll never appear in the history books anyway. Only you. Franklin did this, and Franklin did that, and Franklin did some other damn thing. Franklin smote the ground and out sprang George Washington -- fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and the three of them, Franklin, Washington and the horse, conducted the entire revolution all by themselves.</i> - <a href="r1776.html">1776</a>'

quotes[555]='<i>None may challenge Serpentor! This, I command!</i> - <a href="rgijoe.html">G.I. Joe: The Movie</a>'

quotes[556]='<i>I was once a man. A man! </i> - <a href="rgijoe.html">G.I. Joe: The Movie</a>'

quotes[557]='<i>She\'ll be back.</i> - <a href="rt3rotm.html">Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines</a>'

quotes[558]='<i>I guess what I like most about my movies is that they\'re not about special effects.</i> - <a href="rsimone.html">S1m0ne</a>'

quotes[559]='<i>God created little furry animals to be worn.</i> - <a href="rsimone.html">S1m0ne</a>'

quotes[560]='<i>We have a saying Georgi, and you\'re full of it!</i> - <a href="rdaylights.html">The Living Daylights</a>'

quotes[561]='<i>So today\'s lesson is... you kill each other off \'til there\'s only one left. Nothing\'s against the rules.</i> - <a href="rroyale.html">Battle Royale</a>'

quotes[562]='<i>This one is SUPER lucky!</i> - <a href="rroyale.html">Battle Royale</a>'

quotes[563]='<i>The vampire lady is covering us!</i> - <a href="rlxg.html">The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen</a>'

quotes[564]='<i>I am an immortal, sir, not a gazelle! How can we outrun this?</i> - <a href="rlxg.html">The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen</a>'

quotes[565]='<i>You shoot like an American. Fire all the bullets, and hope some of them hit the target.</i> - <a href="rlxg.html">The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen</a>'

quotes[566]='<i>I hoped I\'d get to nail you one more time, dear Mina. Didn\'t think it\'d be literally.</i> - <a href="rlxg.html">The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen</a>'

quotes[567]='<i>Nasty moved quickly to calm the situation. Releasing a press statement, he claimed that he had in fact said that The Rutles were bigger than Rod. Rod Stewart would not be big for another 12 years.</i> - <a href="rrutles.html">The Rutles</a>'

quotes[568]='<i>I asked for a car, I got a computer. How\'s that for being born under a bad sign? </i> - <a href="rferris.html">Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off</a>'

quotes[569]='<i>Anyone? Anyone?</i> - <a href="rferris.html">Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off</a>'

quotes[570]='<i>There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen!</i> - <a href="rferris.html">Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off</a>'

quotes[571]='<i>It\'s bad luck just SEEING a thing like that!</i> - <a href="rquickchange.html">Quick Change</a>'

quotes[572]='<i>I want to thank you. You could\'ve given us help, but you\'ve given us so much more.</i> - <a href="rquickchange.html">Quick Change</a>'

quotes[573]='<i>Excuse me. Silence infidel, or if not, I... shall... personally, and with mine own hands... tear the tongue from your mouth, Fool!</i> - <a href="rconvent.html">The Convent</a>'

quotes[574]='<i>In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.</i> - <a href="rbraveheart.html">Braveheart</a>'

quotes[575]='<i>And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they\'ll never take our freedom! </i> - <a href="rbraveheart.html">Braveheart</a>'

quotes[576]='<i>Every man dies, not every man really lives.</i> - <a href="rbraveheart.html">Braveheart</a>'

quotes[577]='<i>Well, we didn\'t get dressed up for nothing.</i> - <a href="rbraveheart.html">Braveheart</a>'

quotes[578]='<i>I AM GODZILLA! YOU ARE JAPAN!!</i> - <a href="rthingstodo.html">Things To Do In Denver When You\'re Dead</a>'

quotes[579]='<i>A genetically-engineered band of devil-worshiping serial killers or a Sasquatch-type thing? I don\'t like the sound of that...</i> - <a href="rinvasion.html">Invasion!</a>'

quotes[580]='<i>How\'s a vaccine for Horn In The Head going to save mankind?</i> - <a href="rinvasion.html">Invasion!</a>'

quotes[581]='<i>I\'m like the Cryptkeeper! </i> - <a href="rfreakyfriday.html">Freaky Friday</a>'

quotes[582]='<i>A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn\'t pay money for this.</i> - <a href="rtmnt.html">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</a>'

quotes[583]='<i>I don\'t think it\'s loaded, Kid. </i> - <a href="rtmnt.html">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</a>'

quotes[584]='<i>Gosh, it\'s kind of like Moonlighting. Isn\'t it?</i> - <a href="rtmnt.html">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</a>'

quotes[585]='<i>We\'ve reached a special place... Spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically. </i> - <a href="rpotc.html">Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl</a>'

quotes[586]='<i>I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim.</i> - <a href="rgenerations.html">Star Trek: Generations</a>'

quotes[587]='<i>I don\'t need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was still in diapers.</i> - <a href="rgenerations.html">Star Trek: Generations</a>'

quotes[588]='<i>I\'ve got 48 hours off from the world, man - I\'m gonna blow steam outa my head like a screaming kettle</i> - <a href="rhtraffic.html">Human Traffic</a>'

quotes[589]='<i>Yes, I think it was Trainspotting that got us into it. It was so glamorous.</i> - <a href="rhtraffic.html">Human Traffic</a>'

quotes[590]='<i>Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn\'t mean that we too can\'t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.</i> - <a href="rzoolander.html">Zoolander</a>'

quotes[591]='<i>And when I say brother, I don\'t mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.</i> - <a href="rzoolander.html">Zoolander</a>'

quotes[592]='<i>I feel like I\'m taking crazy pills!</i> - <a href="rzoolander.html">Zoolander</a>'

quotes[593]='<i>Establish dominance! Establish dominance!</i> - <a href="rrundown.html">The Rundown</a>'

quotes[594]='<i>For those of you lucky enough to leave with your lives, go! But leave your limbs! They belong to me!</i> - <a href="rzoolander.html">Kill Bill</a>'

quotes[595]='<i>Get Even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go upstairs, kill little Nikki, then wait for Doctor Bell to come home, and kill him. That\'d be about square.</i> - <a href="rzoolander.html">Kill Bill</a>'

quotes[596]='<i>Did I ever tell you that this here jacket for me is a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom?</i> - <a href="rwah.html">Wild At Heart</a>'

quotes[597]='<i>We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins.</i> - <a href="rsleepy.html">Sleepy Hollow</a>'

quotes[598]='<i>Look at my tongue. It\'s wearing a yellow sock.</i> - <a href="rwithnail.html">Withnail & I</a>'

quotes[599]='<i>A coward you are Withnail. An expert on bulls you are not!</i> - <a href="rwithnail.html">Withnail & I</a>'

quotes[600]='<i>This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.</i> - <a href="rwithnail.html">Withnail & I</a>'

quotes[601]='<i>There is something about a man who can lick his own back...</i> - <a href="rbiodome.html">Bio-Dome</a>'

quotes[602]='<i>Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don\'t react too well to bullets.</i> - <a href="rredoctober.html">The Hunt For Red October</a>'

quotes[603]='<i>Russians don\'t take a dump, son, without a plan.</i> - <a href="rredoctober.html">The Hunt For Red October</a>'

quotes[604]='<i>Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an 8 foot tall 300 pound GORILLA?!!!</i> - <a href="ryf.html">Young Frankenstein</a>'

quotes[605]='<i>Nice in a bodyguard is about as useful as the ability to regurgitate whole lobsters.</i> - <a href="rneverwhere.html">Neverwhere</a>'

quotes[606]='<i>Call it women\'s intuition, or ESPN, or both!</i> - <a href="rscarymovie3.html">Scary Movie 3</a>'

quotes[607]='<i>BABIES! THEY ARE BABIES! AAARRRRRGH! </i> - <a href="rtmntii.html">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II</a>'

quotes[608]='<i>I ain\'t got time to bleed! </i> - <a href="rpredator.html">Predator</a>'

quotes[609]='<i>If it bleeds, we can kill it.</i> - <a href="rpredator.html">Predator</a>'

quotes[610]='<i>Your body\'s dying. Pay no attention.</i> - <a href="rintvamp.html">Interview With The Vampire</a>'

quotes[611]='<i>You mean there was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?</i> - <a href="rloveactually.html">Love Actually</a>'

quotes[612]='<i>Moscow in flames, missiles headed for New York. More at eleven.</i> - <a href="rkfm.html">The Kentucky Fried Movie</a>'

quotes[613]='<i>Now raise your goblet of rock. It\'s a toast to those who rock!</i> - <a href="rschoolrock.html">The School of Rock</a>'

quotes[614]='<i>In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.</i> - <a href="rschoolrock.html">The School of Rock</a>'

quotes[615]='<i>God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people\'s minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.</i> - <a href="rschoolrock.html">The School of Rock</a>'

quotes[616]='<i>Is it just me or does the jungle make you really, really horny?</i> - <a href="ranaconda.html">Anaconda</a>'

quotes[617]='<i>BEHOLD… THE GARDENS OF MY DELIGHT! SO SHALL I TRANSFORM THE WORLD!</i> - <a href="rreturnking.html">The Return of the King</a>'

quotes[618]='<i>I have come but I do not choose to do now what I have come to do!</i> - <a href="rreturnking.html">The Return of the King</a>'

quotes[619]='<i>Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But we did our worst, and that\'s all that matters.</i> - <a href="rgrinch.html">The Grinch</a>'

quotes[620]='<i>Oh, the Who-manity!</i> - <a href="rgrinch.html">The Grinch</a>'

quotes[621]='<i>Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?</i> - <a href="rbatman1.html">Batman</a>'

quotes[622]='<i>Decent people shouldn\'t live here; they\'d be happier someplace else.</i> - <a href="rbatman1.html">Batman</a>'

quotes[623]='<i>Where does he get those wonderful toys?</i> - <a href="rbatman1.html">Batman</a>'

quotes[624]='<i>Never rub another man\'s rhubarb.</i> - <a href="rbatman1.html">Batman</a>'

quotes[625]='<i>And Bob... remember... you... are my number one... guy!</i> - <a href="rbatman1.html">Batman</a>'

quotes[626]='<i>For Frodo.</i> - <a href="rrotk.html">The Return of the King</a>'

quotes[627]='<i>Certain death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?</i> - <a href="rrotk.html">The Return of the King</a>'

quotes[628]='<i>A day may come when the courage of Men fail, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. This day, we fight!</i> - <a href="rrotk.html">The Return of the King</a>'

quotes[629]='<i>I can\'t carry it for you, but I can carry you!</i> - <a href="rrotk.html">The Return of the King</a>'

quotes[630]='<i>I don\'t like normal men, they always let you down. The sick ones don\'t scare me, at least they\'re committed.</i> - <a href="rbatmanreturns.html">Batman Returns</a>'

quotes[631]='<i>You\'re just jealous because I\'m a real freak and you have to wear a mask.</i> - <a href="rbatmanreturns.html">Batman Returns</a>'

quotes[632]='<i>You\'re reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.</i> - <a href="rbordello.html">Bordello of Blood</a>'

quotes[633]='<i>I\'m always going to be That Protestant Chick Who Never Killed Anybody!</i> - <a href="rmafia.html">Mafia!</a>'

quotes[634]='<i>Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that\'s all true, but in the end, maybe it\'s worth it.</i> - <a href="rmafia.html">Mafia!</a>'

quotes[635]='<i>Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.</i> - <a href="rbigfish.html">Big Fish</a>'

quotes[636]='<i>That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire!</i> - <a href="rcabinfever.html">Cabin Fever</a>'

quotes[637]='<i>Lucifer. Sitting in your basement. Sulking about your breakup with the boss. You\'re nothing.</i> - <a href="rprophecy.html">The Prophecy</a>'

quotes[638]='<i>I see dead people.</i> - <a href="rsixth.html">The Sixth Sense</a>'

quotes[639]='<i>Do you know why you\'re afraid when you\'re alone? I do. I do.</i> - <a href="rsixth.html">The Sixth Sense</a>'

quotes[640]='<i>Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.</i> - <a href="rbrucealmighty.html">Bruce Almighty</a>'

quotes[641]='<i>How do you make someone love you without changing free will?</i> - <a href="rbrucealmighty.html">Bruce Almighty</a>'

quotes[642]='<i>Since when does anyone have a clue as to what they want?</i> - <a href="rbrucealmighty.html">Bruce Almighty</a>'

quotes[643]='<i>What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?</i> - <a href="rlit.html">Lost In Translation</a>'

quotes[644]='<i>Are we Ducks or what?</i> - <a href="rmightyducks.html">The Mighty Ducks</a>'

quotes[645]='<i>Hey Dr. Jones! No time for love!</i> - <a href="rtempledoom.html">Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom</a>'

quotes[646]='<i>The biggest trouble with her is the noise.</i> - <a href="rtempledoom.html">Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom</a>'

quotes[647]='<i>From Hell. Well at least they got the address right.</i> - <a href="rfromhell.html">From Hell</a>'

quotes[648]='<i>If someone wants to hear profanity, Miss Rodriguez, they can take a subway. They don\'t need to spend sixty dollars on a ballet ticket.</i> - <a href="rcenterstage.html">Center Stage</a>'

quotes[649]='<i>You see, each little blueberry is coated with a thin layer of goat embryonic fluid…</i> - <a href="rcarnosaur.html">Carnosaur</a>'

quotes[650]='<i>Greetings, green brother!</i> - <a href="rcarnosaur.html">Carnosaur</a>'

quotes[651]='<i>The worst thing of being old is remembering what is was being young</i> - <a href="rstraightstory.html">The Straight Story</a>'

quotes[652]='<i>The thing people fear most isn\'t dying, it\'s being forgotten.</i> - <a href="rroyaleii.html">Battle Royale II</a>' 

quotes[653]='<i>I\'ve been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!</i> - <a href="r2nakedgun.html">The Naked Gun 2½</a>'

quotes[654]='<i>I\'m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn\'t that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?</i> - <a href="r2nakedgun.html">The Naked Gun 2½</a>'

quotes[655]='<i>I love being single! I haven\'t had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!</i> - <a href="r2nakedgun.html">The Naked Gun 2½</a>'

quotes[656]='<i>She made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.</i> - <a href="r2nakedgun.html">The Naked Gun 2½</a>'

quotes[656]='<i>Looks like the cows have come home to roost.</i> - <a href="r2nakedgun.html">The Naked Gun 2½</a>'

quotes[657]='<i>Dead or alive, you\'re coming with me!</i> - <a href="rrobocop.html">RoboCop</a>'

quotes[658]='<i>Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.</i> - <a href="rrobocop.html">RoboCop</a>'

quotes[659]='<i>You\'re joking, right? Thousand words were a fart in the wind!</i> - <a href="rtanguy.html">Tanguy</a>'

quotes[660]='<i>That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.</i> - <a href="rnewgroove.html">The Emperor\'s New Groove</a>'

quotes[661]='<i>See how that works? She screws with the sharks, and now the sharks, the sharks are screwing with us.</i> - <a href="rdeepbluesea.html">Deep Blue Sea</a>'

quotes[662]='<i>It\'s a white girl, in the prime of her overprivileged youth, and I just can\'t wait to hear all about her problems.</i> - <a href="rpoa.html">Pieces of April</a>'

quotes[663]='<i>In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spigot.</i> - <a href="rfwaaf.html">Four Weddings And A Funeral</a>'

quotes[664]='<i>When there\'s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.</i> - <a href="rdotd.html">Dawn of the Dead</a>'

quotes[665]='<i>Rosie O\'Donnell! Tell him to shoot Rosie!</i> - <a href="rdotd.html">Dawn of the Dead</a>'

quotes[666]='<i>You\'re smart. I like you. I\'ll probably give you a nickname.</i> - <a href="rslackers.html">Slackers</a>'

quotes[667]='<i>Well, I guess that\'s what brains look like... Sort of like... Lasagna... Kind of... Okay, I\'ll shut up now.</i> - <a href="rtcm.html">Texas Chainsaw Massacre</a>'

quotes[668]='<i>Ask not what your rest home can do for you, but what you can do for your rest home.</i> - <a href="rbubba.html">Bubba Ho-Tep</a>'

quotes[669]='<i>They may be old, but they are the enemy. Kill them.</i> - <a href="rmenwithbrooms.html">Men With Brooms</a>'

quotes[670]='<i>It\’s not the size of the army, it\’s the fury of the onslaught. </i> - <a href="rmenwithbrooms.html">Men With Brooms</a>'

quotes[671]='<i>He\'s like a turd that won\'t flush!</i> - <a href="rwaterworld.html">Waterworld</a>'

quotes[672]='<i>I wrote that for you. I\’m gonna play it at your funeral.</i> - <a href="rpunisher.html">The Punisher</a>'

quotes[673]='<i>Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.</i> - <a href="rmastercommander.html">Master and Commander</a>'

quotes[674]='<i>Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?</i> - <a href="rmastercommander.html">Master and Commander</a>'

quotes[675]='<i>In fact, I think it\'s safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact.</i> - <a href="rsomekind.html">Some Kind of Wonderful</a>'

quotes[676]='<i>I\'d rather be with someone for the wrong reasons then be alone for the right.</i> - <a href="rsomekind.html">Some Kind of Wonderful</a>'

quotes[677]='<i>Don\'t go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.</i> - <a href="rsomekind.html">Some Kind of Wonderful</a>'

quotes[678]='<i>I\’d rather wallow in my virginity…</i> - <a href="rjootg.html">Just One Of The Guys</a>'

quotes[679]='<i>Of course you\'re confused. You\'re wearing my underwear.</i> - <a href="rjootg.html">Just One Of The Guys</a>'

quotes[680]='<i>I\'m a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.</i> - <a href="rpie.html">American Pie</a>'

quotes[681]='<i>One time, at band camp...</i> - <a href="rpie.html">American Pie</a>'

quotes[682]='<i>Now don\'t freak out. I\'m gonna do something to push your threshold.</i> - <a href="rpie2.html">American Pie 2</a>'

quotes[683]='<i>Ah, yes. You would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch, and ditched me after prom.</i> - <a href="rpie2.html">American Pie 2</a>'

quotes[684]='<i>So, basically, a metaphor means you\’re talking about one thing but what you\’re really talking about is boinking.</i> - <a href="rplainclothes.html">Plain Clothes</a>'

quotes[685]='<i>Son, your ego is writing checks your body can\'t cash.</i> - <a href="rtopgun.html">Top Gun</a>'

quotes[686]='<i>It\'s classified. I could tell you, but then I\'d have to kill you.</i> - <a href="rtopgun.html">Top Gun</a>'

quotes[687]='<i>You can be my wingman any time.</i> - <a href="rtopgun.html">Top Gun</a>'

quotes[688]='<i>I feel the need... the need for speed!</i> - <a href="rtopgun.html">Top Gun</a>'

quotes[689]='<i>Your face looks like non-fat milk.</i> - <a href="r3oh.html">Three O\'Clock High</a>'

quotes[690]='<i>Now THAT\'S what I call a book report!</i> - <a href="r3oh.html">Three O\'Clock High</a>'

quotes[691]='<i>Well, I\'m an early riser myself.</i> - <a href="r007view.html">A View To A Kill</a>'

quotes[692]='<i>Riddle me this, riddle me that, who\'s afraid of the big, black bat?</i> - <a href="rbatmanforever.html">Batman Forever</a>'

quotes[693]='<i>You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.</i> - <a href="rbatmanforever.html">Batman Forever</a>'

quotes[694]='<i>Oh right, yes, how do you say it? Um, yo dog, there\'s a party kicking at my crib if you want to roll down there with me.</i> - <a href="rprinceme.html">The Prince & Me</a>'

quotes[695]='<i>Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It\'s like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.</i> - <a href="ramwedding.html">American Wedding</a>'

quotes[696]='<i>It\'s on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch.</i> - <a href="ramwedding.html">American Wedding</a>'

quotes[697]='<i>Carl, you\'re cursing. Badly, but still cursing. Monks can\'t do that.</i> - <a href="rvanhelsing.html">Van Helsing</a>'

quotes[698]='<i>Sharks! They only bite when you touch their private parts!</i> - <a href="r50fd.html">50 First Dates</a>'

quotes[699]='<i>You kids suck; you\'re good at everything!</i></a> - <a href="r50fd.html">50 First Dates</a>'

quotes[700]='<i>It\'s like I have ESPN or something? My breasts can always tell when it\'s raining.</i></a> - <a href="rmeangirls.html">Mean Girls</a>'

quotes[701]='<i>I\'m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can\'t help it that I\'m so popular!</i></a> - <a href="rmeangirls.html">Mean Girls</a>'

quotes[702]='<i>I know she\'s kind socially retarded and weird, but she\'s my friend.</i></a> - <a href="rmeangirls.html">Mean Girls</a>'

quotes[703]='<i>Oh, but I love you my little lamb, I must have you. My love is throbbing at quite a fevered cadence.</i></a> - <a href="ratl.html">Addicted To Love</a>'

quotes[704]='<i>You\'d better hurry up. Tell me something to make me love you.</i></a> - <a href="rlastnight.html">Last Night</a>'

quotes[705]='<i>Dude, you\'re action-packed with issues.</i></a> - <a href="r40days40nights.html">40 Days and 40 Nights</a>'

quotes[706]='<i>We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men.</i></a> - <a href="rboondock.html">The Boondock Saints</a>'

quotes[707]='<i>We\'re sorta like 7-11. We\'re not always doin\' business, but we\'re always open.</i></a> - <a href="rboondock.html">The Boondock Saints</a>'

quotes[708]='<i>Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.</i></a> - <a href="rboondock.html">The Boondock Saints</a>'

quotes[709]='<i>I consumed over thirty pounds of sugar. That\'s an average of a pound of sugar a day.</i></a> - <a href="rsupersize.html">Super Size Me</a>'

quotes[710]='<i>The spiders... they want me to tap dance, I don\'t want to tap dance, they\'re making me.</i></a> - <a href="rhppa.html">Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban</a>'

quotes[711]='<i>I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.</i></a> - <a href="rhppa.html">Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban</a>'

quotes[712]='<i>Remember, dear readers, you heard it here first, off the record, on the Q.T. and very Hush-Hush.</i></a> - <a href="rlac.html">L.A. Confidential</a>'

quotes[713]='<i>I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.</i></a> - <a href="rkangaroo.html">Kangaroo Jack</a>'

quotes[714]='<i>Me, Grimlock, not nice dino. ME BASH BRAINS.</i></a> - <a href="rtransformers.html">Transformers: The Movie</a>'

quotes[715]='<i>Me Grimlock no kisser, Me Grimlock king.</i></a> - <a href="rtransformers.html">Transformers: The Movie</a>'

quotes[716]='<i>Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash.</i></a> - <a href="rlastaction.html">Last Action Hero</a>'

quotes[717]='<i>I\'m the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.</i></a> - <a href="rlastaction.html">Last Action Hero</a>'

quotes[718]='<i>I\'ll be back! Ha! You didn\'t know I was gonna say that, did you?</i></a> - <a href="rlastaction.html">Last Action Hero</a>'

quotes[719]='<i>Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don\'t exist because this is a movie!</i></a> - <a href="rlastaction.html">Last Action Hero</a>'

quotes[720]='<i>When you have to shoot, shoot! Don\'t talk.</i></a> - <a href="rgbu.html">The Good, The Bad and The Ugly</a>'

quotes[721]='<i>You see, in this world there\'s two kinds of people, my friend... those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.</i></a> - <a href="rgbu.html">The Good, The Bad and The Ugly</a>'

quotes[722]='<i>I\'m sorry that you\'re psychotic, but just make an effort.</i></a> - <a href="raia.html">Angels in America</a>'

quotes[723]='<i>The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.</i></a> - <a href="racenature.html">Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls</a>'

quotes[724]='<i>I\'ll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!</i></a> - <a href="racenature.html">Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls</a>'

quotes[725]='<i>Pretty hot in these rhinos...</i></a> - <a href="racenature.html">Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls</a>'

quotes[726]='<i>Die you bewinged spawn of Satan!</i></a> - <a href="racenature.html">Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls</a>'

quotes[727]='<i>Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking!</i></a> - <a href="racenature.html">Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls</a>'

quotes[728]='<i>There\'s mass confusion on the platform. This is unprecedented.</i></a> - <a href="rsuicideclub.html">Suicide Club</a>'

quotes[729]='<i>Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the St. Gabriel\'s school bus.</i></a> - <a href="rbachelorparty.html">Bachelor Party</a>'

quotes[730]='<i>The way I see it, this lug is in love and has a lot of major appliances lying around.</i></a> - <a href="rbachelorparty.html">Bachelor Party</a>'

quotes[731]='<i>I\'m not complaining, but I usually don\'t like my filth this clean.</i></a> - <a href="rbachelorparty.html">Bachelor Party</a>'

quotes[732]='<i>Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central on our journey to Hell and beyond.</i></a> - <a href="rbachelorparty.html">Bachelor Party</a>'

quotes[733]='<i>Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.</i></a> - <a href="rbachelorparty.html">Bachelor Party</a>'

quotes[734]='<i>Sometimes, Jake, style can get you killed.</i></a> - <a href="rconfidence.html">Confidence</a>'

quotes[735]='<i>Ah, you\'ve come to read my trousers!</i></a> - <a href="rquills.html">Quills</a>'

quotes[736]='<i>Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names.</i></a> - <a href="rspidey2.html">Spider-Man 2</a>'

quotes[737]='<i>Hi? What\'s hi? Can I spend it?</i></a> - <a href="rspidey2.html">Spider-Man 2</a>'

quotes[738]='<i>Uncle Ben died that night for being the only one who did the right thing.</i></a> - <a href="rspidey2.html">Spider-Man 2</a>'

quotes[739]='<i>Things just seem bad because it\'s dark and rainy and Fiona\'s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.</i></a> - <a href="rshrek2.html">Shrek 2</a>'

quotes[740]='<i>Fear me, if you dare!</i></a> - <a href="rshrek2.html">Shrek 2</a>'

quotes[741]='<i>Hey, boss. Let\'s shave him.</i></a> - <a href="rshrek2.html">Shrek 2</a>'

quotes[742]='<i>Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots.</i></a> - <a href="rshrek2.html">Shrek 2</a>'

quotes[743]='<i>I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one!</i></a> - <a href="rshrek2.html">Shrek 2</a>'

quotes[744]='<i>If I still had legs, I\'d kick your ass!</i></a> - <a href="rhellboy.html">Hellboy</a>'

quotes[745]='<i>There are things that go bump in the night. And we are the ones who bump back.</i></a> - <a href="rhellboy.html">Hellboy</a>'

quotes[746]='<i>Go that way, Red Monkey!</i></a> - <a href="rhellboy.html">Hellboy</a>'

quotes[747]='<i>Personally before I\'m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how\'s your father!</i></a> - <a href="raustin.html">Austin Powers</a>'

quotes[748]='<i>They\'re always after me lucky charms.</i></a> - <a href="raustin.html">Austin Powers</a>'

quotes[749]='<i>That really hurt! I\'m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!</i></a> - <a href="raustin.html">Austin Powers</a>'

quotes[750]='<i>It\'s freedom, baby, yeah!</i></a> - <a href="raustin.html">Austin Powers</a>'

quotes[751]='<i>I hate beaches. All that sand up your crack and nowhere to pee apart from the ocean.</i></a> - <a href="rthehole.html">The Hole</a>'

quotes[752]='<i>Every SUMMER I have to kill somebody…</i></a> - <a href="r3hp.html">House Party 3</a>'

quotes[753]='<i>WHOA! My momma dead! Now I gotta cut ya! That\'s the rule, cut ya, cut ya!</i></a> - <a href="r3hp.html">House Party 3</a>'

quotes[754]='<i>What a purrrfect idea!</i></a> - <a href="rcatwoman.html">Catwoman</a>'

quotes[755]='<i>Somehow \'I told you so\' just doesn\'t quite say it.</i></a> - <a href="rirobot.html">I, Robot</a>'

quotes[756]='<i>Christmas means dinner, dinner means death! Death means carnage; Christmas means carnage!</i></a> - <a href="rbabe.html">Babe</a>'

quotes[757]='<i>Baa-ram-ewe, baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.</i></a> - <a href="rbabe.html">Babe</a>'

quotes[758]='<i>That\'ll do, pig. That\'ll do.</i></a> - <a href="rbabe.html">Babe</a>'

quotes[759]='<i>I suppose the life of an anorexic duck doesn\'t amount to much in the broad scheme of things.</i> - <a href="rbabe.html">Babe</a>'

quotes[760]='<i>When you come back, there will be a woman with my name and my face, she\'ll cook and clean like crazy, but she won\'t take pictures and SHE WON\'T BE ME!</i> - <a href="rstepford.html">The Stepford Wives</a>'

quotes[761]='<i>I\'m going to fill your plugs with slugs!</i> - <a href="rcman.html">Circuitry Man</a>'

quotes[762]='<i>What? I should only kill people after I get to know them?</i> - <a href="rcollateral.html">Collateral</a>'

quotes[763]='<i>Yeah, apart from the cold, the rain, the filth, the huge cost of everything… oh and the English, it\'s a great place to live.</i> - <a href="rbetterthansex.html">Better Than Sex</a>'

quotes[764]='<i>I was sawing my arm off so I wouldn\'t have to wake you.</i> - <a href="rbetterthansex.html">Better Than Sex</a>'

quotes[765]='<i>Gentlemen… the lunchbox has landed.</i> - <a href="rfullmonty.html">The Full Monty</a>'

quotes[766]='<i>Fat, David, is a feminist issue.</i> - <a href="rfullmonty.html">The Full Monty</a>'

quotes[767]='<i>Hee hee hee. Ever hear of a ritual killing?</i> - <a href="rbuck.html">Uncle Buck</a>'

quotes[768]='<i>You\'re not a gnat are you Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity?</i> - <a href="rbuck.html">Uncle Buck</a>'

quotes[769]='<i>A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it.</i> - <a href="rbuck.html">Uncle Buck</a>'

quotes[770]='<i>We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.</i> - <a href="rbuck.html">Uncle Buck</a>'

quotes[771]='<i>Next time you take off in the middle of the night, why don\'t you hire a murderer to watch the house?</i> - <a href="rbuck.html">Uncle Buck</a>'

quotes[772]='<i>I have certain sympathy for your American. One man against everyone. Very cool.</i> - <a href="rbuck.html">Uncle Buck</a>'

quotes[773]='<i>I\'m not looking for the best players, Craig, I\'m lookin\' for the right ones.</i> - <a href="rmiracle.html">Miracle</a>'

quotes[774]='<i>Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.</i> - <a href="rkillbillvol2.html">Kill Bill vol. 2</a>'

quotes[775]='<i>That woman deserves her revenge... and we deserve to die.</i> - <a href="rkillbillvol2.html">Kill Bill vol. 2</a>'

quotes[776]='<i>It\'s not a good day to be a bad guy.</i> - <a href="rcrow.html">The Crow</a>'

quotes[777]='<i>Suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, right?</i> - <a href="rcrow.html">The Crow</a>'

quotes[778]='<i>He was already dead. He died one year ago the moment he touched her. They\'re all dead. They just don\'t know it yet.</i> - <a href="rcrow.html">The Crow</a>'

quotes[779]='<i>Come and get it! It\'s a running buffet! ALL YOU CAN EAT!</i> - <a href="rshaun.html">Shaun of the Dead</a>'

quotes[780]='<i>If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.</i> - <a href="rshaun.html">Shaun of the Dead</a>'

quotes[781]='<i>Please Commander, yoooou arrrre ouuuuur lassssst hooope!</i> - <a href="rgalaxy.html">Galaxy Quest</a>'

quotes[782]='<i>Help! I\'m a turtle and I can\'t get up!</i> - <a href="r3tmnt.html">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III</a>'

quotes[783]='<i>All right so I made a teensy mistake, like we all haven\'t broken into song on sentry duty before uh-haha come on, let me have a show of hands!</i> - <a href="rlionking.html">The Lion King 1 1/2</a>'

quotes[784]='<i>Get a load of the monkey getting all Existential on me.</i> - <a href="rlionking.html">The Lion King 1 1/2</a>'

quotes[785]='<i>Max, Timon\'s out there chasing metaphors! I gotta go find him!</i> - <a href="rlionking.html">The Lion King 1 1/2</a>'

quotes[786]='<i>Your man has a camera – mine has a flamethrower!</i> - <a href="rchud.html">C.H.U.D.</a>'

quotes[787]='<i>It\'s life, Captain, but not life as we know it.</i> - <a href="rsttmp.html">Star Trek: The Motion Picture</a>'

quotes[788]='<i>Bones, there\'s a... thing... out there.</i> - <a href="rsttmp.html">Star Trek: The Motion Picture</a>'

quotes[789]='<i>They probably redesigned the whole sickbay, too! I know engineers, they LOVE to change things.</i> - <a href="rsttmp.html">Star Trek: The Motion Picture</a>'

quotes[790]='<i>Not even GOD knows what you\'re doing!</i> - <a href="rdhwav.html">Die Hard With A Vengeance</a>'

quotes[791]='<i>MATT DAMON!</i> - <a href="rtawp.html">Team America: World Police</a>'

quotes[792]='<i>Promise me you\'ll never die and I\'ll make love to you right now.</i> - <a href="rtawp.html">Team America: World Police</a>'

quotes[793]='<i>I like to think I\'m master of my own destiny.</i> - <a href="rclerks.html">Clerks</a>'

quotes[794]='<i>I\'m not even supposed to be here today!</i> - <a href="rclerks.html">Clerks</a>'

quotes[795]='<i>Would you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here?</i> - <a href="rclerks.html">Clerks</a>'

quotes[796]='<i>Do you think the average stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.</i> - <a href="rclerks.html">Clerks</a>'

quotes[797]='<i>I\'m a firm believer in a ruling class. Especially since I rule.</i> - <a href="rclerks.html">Clerks</a>'

quotes[798]='<i>Just when I thought you couldn\'t get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!</i> - <a href="rdumb.html">Dumb & Dumber</a>'

quotes[799]='<i>We got no food, no jobs... our PETS\' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!</i> - <a href="rdumb.html">Dumb & Dumber</a>'

quotes[800]='<i>No Way! WE LANDED ON THE MOON!</i> - <a href="rdumb.html">Dumb & Dumber</a>'

quotes[801]='<i>They\'re driving an \'84... Sheepdog.</i> - <a href="rdumb.html">Dumb & Dumber</a>'

quotes[802]='<i>I should strangle you, Polly, but I don\'t have the time right now.</i> - <a href="rskycaptain.html">Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow</a>'

quotes[803]='<i>It\'s symbolic of his struggle against reality.</i> - <a href="rbrian.html">Life of Brian</a>'

quotes[804]='<i>I think it was \'Blessed are the cheesemakers\'.</i> - <a href="rbrian.html">Life of Brian</a>'

quotes[805]='<i>Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!</i> - <a href="rbrian.html">Life of Brian</a>'

quotes[806]='<i>By God... we have liftoff...</i> - <a href="rspacecamp.html">SpaceCamp</a>'

quotes[807]='<i>Max and Jinx... Friends... For-e-ver.</i> - <a href="rspacecamp.html">SpaceCamp</a>'

quotes[808]='<i>The propulsion system uses nitrogen tetroxide, Rudy. We wanna breathe, not dry clean our lungs.</i> - <a href="rspacecamp.html">SpaceCamp</a>'

quotes[809]='<i>Johnny is gone, and all I wanna do is drink some beer.</i> - <a href="rlastbroadcast.html">The Last Broadcast</a>'

quotes[810]='<i>Oh my God, she could be the house! I hate this job!</i> - <a href="rstakeout.html">Stakeout</a>'

quotes[811]='<i>Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.</i> - <a href="rmulan.html">Mulan</a>'

quotes[812]='<i>He doesn\'t want us to saw through our chains! He wants us to saw through our feet!</i> - <a href="rsaw.html">Saw</a>'

quotes[813]='<i>Water... Gun.</i> - <a href="rgremlins.html">Gremlins</a>'

quotes[814]='<i>Save as many as you can.</i> - <a href="rdat.html">The Day After Tomorrow</a>'

quotes[815]='<i>You soaked his underwear in meat. That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.</i> - <a href="rcheaper.html">Cheaper by the Dozen</a>'

quotes[816]='<i>Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering \'I\'m a hamster, I\'m a hamster.\'</i> - <a href="rspacecamp.html">SpaceCamp</a>'

quotes[817]='<i>Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!</i> - <a href="rtombstone.html">Tombstone</a>'

quotes[818]='<i>You\'re no daisy!</i> - <a href="rtombstone.html">Tombstone</a>'

quotes[819]='<i>You know, if I didn\'t think you were my friend, Ed, I don\'t think I could bear it.</i> - <a href="rtombstone.html">Tombstone</a>'

quotes[820]='<i>There is no normal life, there\'s just life.</i> - <a href="rtombstone.html">Tombstone</a>'

quotes[821]='<i>I\'m fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.</i> - <a href="rdodgeball.html">Dodgeball</a>'

quotes[822]='<i>Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.</i> - <a href="rdodgeball.html">Dodgeball</a>'

quotes[823]='<i>She was given to fits of semi-precious metaphors.</i> - <a href="rbenny.html">Benny & Joon</a>'

quotes[824]='<i>Don\'t underestimate the mentally ill; we know how to count.</i> - <a href="rbenny.html">Benny & Joon</a>'

quotes[825]='<i>Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.</i> - <a href="rbenny.html">Benny & Joon</a>'

quotes[826]='<i>I\'ll kill you with my teacup.</i> - <a href="rriddick.html">The Chronicles of Riddick</a>'

quotes[827]='<i>WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We\'re at the threshold of hell!</i> - <a href="rchristmas.html">Christmas Vacation</a>'

quotes[828]='<i>Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?</i> - <a href="rchristmas.html">Christmas Vacation</a>'

quotes[829]='<i>Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I\'d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.</i> - <a href="rchristmas.html">Christmas Vacation</a>'

quotes[830]='<i>Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn\'t be more surprised than I am now.</i> - <a href="rchristmas.html">Christmas Vacation</a>'

quotes[831]='<i>Mahoney must think he\'s as dumb as we are.</i> - <a href="rpolice3.html">Police Academy 3</a>'

quotes[832]='<i>You will work and train with the police. The police will work and train with you. Working and training. Training and working.</i> - <a href="rpolice4.html">Police Academy 4</a>'

quotes[833]='<i>Leave the swimming area NOW, Mister!</i> - <a href="rpolice5.html">Police Academy 5</a>'

quotes[834]='<i>We believe you guys, so we won\'t dispute you. But if you\'re lying to us, we\'ll come back and shoot you. Word!</i> - <a href="rpolice6.html">Police Academy 6</a>'

quotes[835]='<i>I\'m sorry, I don\'t speak monkey.</i> - <a href="rsoue.html">A Series of Unfortunate Events</a>'

quotes[836]='<i>It\'s turkey time.</i> - <a href="rgigli.html">Gigli</a>'

quotes[837]='<i>It\'s the Botox. I can\'t show emotion for another hour and a half.</i> - <a href="rcinderella.html">A Cinderella Story</a>'

quotes[838]='<i>When asking a question, you should wait until the person answers, unless of course you\'re asking rhetorically. Then, of course, the answer is yes.</i> - <a href="roceans12.html">Ocean\'s Twelve</a>'

quotes[839]='<i>Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby!</i> - <a href="roceans12.html">Ocean\'s Twelve</a>'

quotes[840]='<i>Come on, he\'s one guy, and he\'s French.</i> - <a href="roceans12.html">Ocean\'s Twelve</a>'

quotes[841]='<i>You make me wish I had three hands.</i> - <a href="rtotalrecall.html">Total Recall</a>'

quotes[842]='<i>Now get your ass to Mars.</i> - <a href="rtotalrecall.html">Total Recall</a>'

quotes[843]='<i>Start the reactor, free Mars...</i> - <a href="rtotalrecall.html">Total Recall</a>'

quotes[844]='<i>You do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.</i> - <a href="redgeofreason.html">Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason</a>'

quotes[845]='<i>I happen to have a very high regard for your wobbly bits.</i> - <a href="redgeofreason.html">Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason</a>'

quotes[846]='<i>Wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father. Father to his children I mean, not to me. That would be weird Oedipus-like thought.</i> - <a href="redgeofreason.html">Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason</a>'

quotes[847]='<i>Red meat! We crave sustenance!</i> - <a href="rtwister.html">Twister</a>'

quotes[848]='<i>I\'ve got to go, Julia. We\'ve got cows!</i> - <a href="rtwister.html">Twister</a>'

quotes[849]='<i>How come every time I have a problem, you have work for me to do?</i> - <a href="r2karatekid.html">Karate Kid part II</a>'

quotes[850]='<i>Rule number one, karate for defense only. Rule number two, first learn rule number one.</i> - <a href="r2karatekid.html">Karate Kid part II</a>'

quotes[851]='<i>Then one day it occurred to me... that I did the greatest thing of all for him just before he died: I was there with him, and I held his hand, and I said goodbye.</i> - <a href="r2karatekid.html">Karate Kid part II</a>'

quotes[852]='<i>I\'m the ghost with the most, babe.</i> - <a href="rbeetlejuice.html">Beetlejuice</a>'

quotes[853]='<i>If you don\'t let me gut out his house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!</i> - <a href="rbeetlejuice.html">Beetlejuice</a>'

quotes[854]='<i>You\'re just mad... \'cause tonight you suckas got served!</i> - <a href="rserved.html">You Got Served</a>'

quotes[855]='<i>Did you switch from mocha to crack?</i> - <a href="rigc.html">In Good Company</a>'

quotes[856]='<i>I\'m inside the missile. I\'ll try to put it in reverse.</i> - <a href="ryamato.html">Space Battleship Yamato: The Movie</a>'

quotes[857]='<i>I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.</i> - <a href="rnapoleon.html">Napoleon Dynamite</a>'

quotes[858]='<i>Napoleon, don\'t be jealous that I\'ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I\'m training to be a cage fighter.</i> - <a href="rnapoleon.html">Napoleon Dynamite</a>'

quotes[859]='<i>You guys are retarded!</i> - <a href="rnapoleon.html">Napoleon Dynamite</a>'

quotes[860]='<i>I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!</i> - <a href="rnapoleon.html">Napoleon Dynamite</a>'

quotes[861]='<i>I see you\'re drinking 1%. Is that \'cause you think you\'re fat? \'Cause you\'re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.</i> - <a href="rnapoleon.html">Napoleon Dynamite</a>'

quotes[862]='<i>You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.</i> - <a href="rnapoleon.html">Napoleon Dynamite</a>'

quotes[863]='<i>Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!</i> - <a href="rnapoleon.html">Napoleon Dynamite</a>'

quotes[864]='<i>Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.</i> - <a href="rnapoleon.html">Napoleon Dynamite</a>'

quotes[865]='<i>Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland\'s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.</i> - <a href="rnapoleon.html">Napoleon Dynamite</a>'

quotes[866]='<i>I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground!</i> - <a href="runtouchables.html">The Untouchables</a>'

quotes[867]='<i>They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That\'s the Chicago way.</i> - <a href="runtouchables.html">The Untouchables</a>'

quotes[868]='<i>You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.</i> - <a href="rknights.html">A Knight\'s Tale</a>'

quotes[869]='<i>People get scared when you start doing that! They, they start jumping off, like those… those jumpy things!</i> - <a href="ricebreaker.html">Icebreaker</a>'

quotes[870]='<i>I\'m a park ranger, not the Lone Ranger!</i> - <a href="ricebreaker.html">Icebreaker</a>'

quotes[871]='<i>This guy\'s a real Humpty Dumpty.</i> - <a href="ricebreaker.html">Icebreaker</a>'

quotes[872]='<i>Did you know if you do enough of that stuff over a very short period of time, you get, like, these canker sores on your tongue? They bleed.</i> - <a href="rzero.html">Zero Effect</a>'

quotes[873]='<i>I told you, we can\'t be too careful. Two guys in an airport... talking? It\'s a little fishy.</i> - <a href="rzero.html">Zero Effect</a>'

quotes[874]='<i>Why would God choose an obscene child to be his instrument?</i> - <a href="ramadeus.html">Amadeus</a>'

quotes[875]='<i>Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you. I absolve you. I absolve you. I absolve you. I absolve you all.</i> - <a href="ramadeus.html">Amadeus</a>'

quotes[876]='<i>Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break traffic laws.</i> - <a href="rgoldeneye.html">Goldeneye</a>'

quotes[877]='<i>I think you\'re a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.</i> - <a href="rgoldeneye.html">Goldeneye</a>'

quotes[878]='<i>James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately returns to the side of right and virtue.</i> - <a href="rthunderball.html">Thunderball</a>'

quotes[879]='<i>Mr. Bond, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you.</i> - <a href="rmoonraker.html">Moonraker</a>'

quotes[880]='<i>James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.</i> - <a href="rmoonraker.html">Moonraker</a>'

quotes[881]='<i>I think he\'s attempting re-entry, sir.</i> - <a href="rmoonraker.html">Moonraker</a>'

quotes[882]='<i>World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they\'re Napoleon.</i> - <a href="rdrno.html">Dr. No</a>'

quotes[883]='<i>Bond. James Bond.</i> - <a href="rdrno.html">Dr. No</a>'

quotes[884]='<i>I have my entire life to go to the movies.</i> - <a href="rbsc.html">The Baby-Sitters Club</a>'

quotes[885]='<i>These aren\'t the droids you\'re looking for.</i> - <a href="ranh.html">Star Wars</a>'

quotes[886]='<i>The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.</i> - <a href="ranh.html">Star Wars</a>'

quotes[887]='<i>Let him have it. It\'s not wise to upset a Wookiee.</i> - <a href="ranh.html">Star Wars</a>'

quotes[888]='<i>Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.</i> - <a href="ranh.html">Star Wars</a>'

quotes[889]='<i>That\'s no moon. It\'s a space station.</i> - <a href="ranh.html">Star Wars</a>'

quotes[890]='<i>You came in that thing? You\'re braver than I thought.</i> - <a href="ranh.html">Star Wars</a>'

quotes[891]='<i>Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.</i> - <a href="ranh.html">Star Wars</a>'

quotes[892]='<i>I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be.</i> - <a href="rshortc.html">Short Circuit</a>'

quotes[893]='<i>With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?</i> - <a href="rshortc.html">Short Circuit</a>'

quotes[894]='<i>I am standing here beside myself.</i> - <a href="rshortc.html">Short Circuit</a>'

quotes[895]='<i>Hey Laserlips! Your momma was a snowblower!</i> - <a href="rshortc.html">Short Circuit</a>'

quotes[896]='<i>Goodbye crazy lady! I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.</i> - <a href="rshortc.html">Short Circuit</a>'

quotes[897]='<i>I\'d like to plow your fields.</i> - <a href="rafd.html">April Fool\'s Day</a>'

quotes[898]='<i>Didn\'t ask for a dime. Two dollars.</i> - <a href="rbetter.html">Better Off Dead</a>'

quotes[899]='<i>Suicide is never the answer little trooper!</i> - <a href="rbetter.html">Better Off Dead</a>'

quotes[900]='<i>Gee, I\'m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.</i> - <a href="rbetter.html">Better Off Dead</a>'

quotes[901]='<i>Now it\'s a shame when folks be throwin\' away a perfectly good white boy like that!</i> - <a href="rbetter.html">Better Off Dead</a>'

quotes[902]='<i>Now we\'re in Newark, of all places. You know we\'re gonna get shot.</i> - <a href="rwhitecastle.html">Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle</a>'

quotes[903]='<i>Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?</i> - <a href="rwhitecastle.html">Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle</a>'

quotes[904]='<i>I could die right now, Clem. I\'m just... happy. I\'ve never felt that before. I\'m just exactly where I want to be.</i> - <a href="rsunshine.html">Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind</a>'

quotes[905]='<i>The world is what you make of it, friend. If it doesn\'t fit, you make alterations.</i> - <a href="rsilverado.html">Silverado</a>'

quotes[906]='<i>Now, I don\'t wanna kill you, and you don\'t wanna be dead.</i> - <a href="rsilverado.html">Silverado</a>'

quotes[907]='<i>He\'s not a President. He\'s an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person.</i> - <a href="rdave.html">Dave</a>'

quotes[908]='<i>It\'s psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity.</i> - <a href="rincredibles.html">The Incredibles</a>'

quotes[909]='<i>Greater good? I am your wife! I\'m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!</i> - <a href="rincredibles.html">The Incredibles</a>'

quotes[910]='<i>Let me handle this. I speak bad German.</i> - <a href="reurotrip.html">Eurotrip</a>'

quotes[911]='<i>Dear sweet mother of God, we\'re in Eastern Europe!</i> - <a href="reurotrip.html">Eurotrip</a>'

quotes[912]='<i>Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here\'s a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!</i> - <a href="reurotrip.html">Eurotrip</a>'

quotes[913]='<i>Ow! My robot balls!</i> - <a href="reurotrip.html">Eurotrip</a>'

quotes[914]='<i>Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi.</i> - <a href="reurotrip.html">Eurotrip</a>'

quotes[915]='<i>First he\'s gonna want to arrange a meeting, then he\'s gonna kidnap you in the back of his van, then he\'s gonna make a wind chime out of your genitals.</i> - <a href="reurotrip.html">Eurotrip</a>'

quotes[916]='<i>There are so many... penises.</i> - <a href="reurotrip.html">Eurotrip</a>'

quotes[917]='<i>I saw a gay porno once. I didn\'t know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!</i> - <a href="reurotrip.html">Eurotrip</a>'

quotes[918]='<i>I\'m feeling very depressed.</i> - <a href="rhhgttg.html">The Hitchhiker\'s Guide To The Galaxy</a>'

quotes[919]='<i>You\'ve got to know where your towel is.</i> - <a href="rhhgttg.html">The Hitchhiker\'s Guide To The Galaxy</a>'

quotes[920]='<i>Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!</i> - <a href="rbillted.html">Bill and Ted\'s Excellent Adventure</a>'

quotes[921]='<i>Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.</i> - <a href="rbillted.html">Bill and Ted\'s Excellent Adventure</a>'

quotes[922]='<i>As you can see, Genghis greatly enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.</i> - <a href="rbillted.html">Bill and Ted\'s Excellent Adventure</a>'

quotes[923]='<i>This is the 80\'s, Mason! Nobody likes reality anymore!</i> - <a href="rbni.html">*batteries not included</a>'

quotes[924]='<i>The quickest way to end a miracle is to ask it why it is. Or what it wants.</i> - <a href="rbni.html">*batteries not included</a>'

quotes[925]='<i>I hold her close until she\'s gone. I\'ll never know what she was running from. I\'ll cash her check in the morning.</i> - <a href="rsincity.html">Sin City</a>'

quotes[926]='<i>I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don\'t feel bad.</i> - <a href="rsincity.html">Sin City</a>'

quotes[927]='<i>Now that is one fine coat you\'re wearing there.</i> - <a href="rsincity.html">Sin City</a>'

quotes[928]='<i>You already made a big mistake yourself - you didn\'t flush.</i> - <a href="rsincity.html">Sin City</a>'

quotes[929]='<i>She doesn\'t quite cut his head off.  She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.</i> - <a href="rsincity.html">Sin City</a>'

quotes[930]='<i>It\'s time to prove to your friends that you\'re worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying. Sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.</i> - <a href="rsincity.html">Sin City</a>'

quotes[931]='<i>I take his weapons away from him. Both of them.</i> - <a href="rsincity.html">Sin City</a>'

quotes[932]='<i>An old man dies, a young woman lives. Fair trade. I love you, Nancy.</i> - <a href="rsincity.html">Sin City</a>'

quotes[933]='<i>I don\'t want to lie. I can\'t tell the truth. So it\'s over.</i> - <a href="rcloser.html">Closer</a>'

quotes[934]='<i>\'Scuse me while I whip this out!</i> - <a href="rblazing.html">Blazing Saddles</a>'

quotes[935]='<i>Oh baby, you are so talented… and they are so dumb.</i> - <a href="rblazing.html">Blazing Saddles</a>'

quotes[936]='<i>Mongo only pawn in game of life.</i> - <a href="rblazing.html">Blazing Saddles</a>'

quotes[937]='<i>Badges? We don\'t need no steenkin\' badges!</i> - <a href="rblazing.html">Blazing Saddles</a>'

quotes[938]='<i>Watch out for officers, son, it\'s their job to get you killed.</i> - <a href="r2starship.html">Starship Troopers 2</a>'

quotes[939]='<i>Stay here, I\'ll be back!</i> - <a href="rt2.html">Terminator 2</a>'

quotes[940]='<i>Hasta la vista, baby!</i> - <a href="rt2.html">Terminator 2</a>'

quotes[941]='<i>Bad language makes for bad feelings.</i> - <a href="r2robocop.html">RoboCop 2</a>'

quotes[942]='<i>Goonies never say die!</i> - <a href="rgoonies.html">The Goonies</a>'

quotes[943]='<i>This was my dream, my wish. And it didn\'t come true. So I\'m taking it back. I\'m taking them all back.</i> - <a href="rgoonies.html">The Goonies</a>'

quotes[944]='<i>That\'s one small step for man, one giant... I have a dream!</i> - <a href="rblacksheep.html">Black Sheep</a>'

quotes[945]='<i>Chew, if only you could see what I\'ve seen with your eyes.</i> - <a href="rbladerunner.html">Blade Runner</a>'

quotes[946]='<i>All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.</i> - <a href="rbladerunner.html">Blade Runner</a>'

quotes[947]='<i>Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she\'d be a wagon!</i> - <a href="rstartrek3.html">Star Trek III</a>'

quotes[948]='<i>The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.</i> - <a href="rstartrek3.html">Star Trek III</a>'

quotes[949]='<i>Don\'t call me Tiny.</i> - <a href="rstartrek3.html">Star Trek III</a>'

quotes[950]='<i>Kirk, you do this, you\'ll never sit in the captain\'s chair again.</i> - <a href="rstartrek3.html">Star Trek III</a>'

quotes[951]='<i>Foooood. Eat-eat!</i> - <a href="rewok1.html">Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage</a>'

quotes[952]='<i>She\'s a giggle-eater!</i> - <a href="rewok1.html">Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage</a>'

quotes[953]='<i>That\'s not a star cruiser, that\'s a horse.</i> - <a href="rewok1.html">Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage</a>'

quotes[954]='<i>The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.</i> - <a href="rsith.html">Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith</a>'

quotes[955]='<i>Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.</i> - <a href="rsith.html">Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith</a>'

quotes[956]='<i>Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.</i> - <a href="rsith.html">Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith</a>'

quotes[957]='<i>Love can\'t save you. Only my new powers can.</i> - <a href="rsith.html">Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith</a>'

quotes[958]='<i>Good-bye not good.</i> - <a href="rewok2.html">Ewok Adventure: Battle for Endor</a>'

quotes[959]='<i>You\'re so pretty and colorful on the outside, but inside you\'re nothing but fluff! You\'re like a walking, talking marshmallow peep!</i> - <a href="rlatter.html">Latter Days</a>'

quotes[960]='<i>What chance does Gotham have, when the good people do nothing?</i> - <a href="rbatbegins.html">Batman Begins</a>'

quotes[961]='<i>Why do we fall, sir? So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up.</i> - <a href="rbatbegins.html">Batman Begins</a>'

quotes[962]='<i>He\'s busy competing with the sun for the center of the world.</i> - <a href="rdogtown.html">Lords of Dogtown</a>'

quotes[963]='<i>I don\'t know what\'s out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!</i> - <a href="rblairwitch.html">The Blair Witch Project</a>'

quotes[964]='<i>I\'m scared to close my eyes. I\'m scared to open them.</i> - <a href="rblairwitch.html">The Blair Witch Project</a>'

quotes[965]='<i>There\'s no one here to help you, THAT\'S your motivation! THAT\'S YOUR MOTIVATION!</i> - <a href="rblairwitch.html">The Blair Witch Project</a>'

quotes[966]='<i>No hillbilly is this creative.</i> - <a href="rblairwitch.html">The Blair Witch Project</a>'

quotes[967]='<i>I hate Illinois Nazis.</i> - <a href="rblues.html">The Blues Brothers</a>'

quotes[968]='<i>Did you just say he contacts you through a bird? Did I just hear you say that?</i> - <a href="rghostdog.html">Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai</a>'

quotes[969]='<i>Listen, here\'s the thing. If you can\'t spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.</i> - <a href="rrounders.html">Rounders</a>'

quotes[970]='<i>Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?</i> - <a href="rrounders.html">Rounders</a>'

quotes[971]='<i>You can\'t lose what you don\'t put in the middle. But you can\'t win much either.</i> - <a href="rrounders.html">Rounders</a>'

quotes[972]='<i>If my life ends, BANG, your head will be blown up!</i> - <a href="rreturner.html">Returner</a>'

quotes[973]='<i>Hey, they washed my face!</i> - <a href="rreturner.html">Returner</a>'

quotes[974]='<i>I\'d rather be a pig than a fascist.</i> - <a href="rporco.html">Porco Rosso</a>'

quotes[975]='<i>You put a teddy bear like yours in the microwave, nothin\' will happen. But you put a frog in there, especially when it\'s wet? Hee-hee!</i> - <a href="rscreamers.html">Screamers</a>'

quotes[976]='<i>If you\'re going to be a rock, be a rock; don\'t be a bug!</i> - <a href="rscreamers.html">Screamers</a>'

quotes[977]='<i>Zombies, man. They creep me out.</i> - <a href="rlotd.html">Land of the Dead</a>'

quotes[978]='<i>Teach me? You can\'t even speak English!</i> - <a href="rnextkk.html">The Next Karate Kid</a>'

quotes[979]='<i>Julie-san, fighting not good. But if must fight... win.</i> - <a href="rnextkk.html">The Next Karate Kid</a>'

quotes[980]='<i>Sometimes I think that this place is a huge count. The prisoners count the hours, the bulls count the prisoners and the king bulls count the counts.</i> - <a href="ralcatraz.html">Escape From Alcatraz</a>'

quotes[981]='<i>I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I\'ve had a rough week.</i> - <a href="rweddingcrashers.html">Wedding Crashers</a>'

quotes[982]='<i>You shut your mouth when you\'re talking to me!</i> - <a href="rweddingcrashers.html">Wedding Crashers</a>'

quotes[983]='<i>Don\'t ever leave me... I\'d find you!</i> - <a href="rweddingcrashers.html">Wedding Crashers</a>'

quotes[984]='<i>Why can\'t we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?</i> - <a href="rweddingcrashers.html">Wedding Crashers</a>'

quotes[985]='<i>Let\'s play tummy sticks.</i> - <a href="rweddingcrashers.html">Wedding Crashers</a>'

quotes[986]='<i>You\'re stewed, buttwad!</i> - <a href="rweirds.html">Weird Science</a>'

quotes[987]='<i>So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?</i> - <a href="rweirds.html">Weird Science</a>'

quotes[988]='<i>If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it\'s a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.</i> - <a href="rweirds.html">Weird Science</a>'

quotes[989]='<i>Minions, let\'s move.</i> - <a href="rgnd.html">The Girl Next Door</a>'

quotes[990]='<i>Twelve milkmen on the same route IS theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly. Looks like there\'s one milkman too many, Rick!</i> - <a href="rfreaked.html">Freaked</a>'

quotes[991]='<i>I do love a good joke and this is the best ever: a joke on the children.</i> - <a href="r3halloween.html">Halloween III</a>'

quotes[992]='<i>Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He\'s huge!</i> - <a href="rfan4.html">Fantastic Four</a>'

quotes[993]='<i>We\'re… fine? Doesn\'t that bother anyone, just a little?</i> - <a href="rfanfour.html">Fantastic Four</a>'

quotes[994]='<i>It\'s clobberin\' time!</i> - <a href="rfanfour.html">Fantastic Four</a>'

quotes[995]='<i>I\'m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?</i> - <a href="rhitch.html">Hitch</a>'

quotes[996]='<i>Yeah, it\'s like the garage sale from hell.</i> - <a href="rwrongturn.html">Wrong Turn</a>'

quotes[997]='<i>It doesn\'t matter how you play the game, it\'s whether you win or lose. And even that doesn\'t make all that much difference.</i> - <a href="rteenwolf.html">Teen Wolf</a>'

quotes[998]='<i>I\'m never getting out of this car again! I\'m gonna eat in it, I\'m gonna sleep in it, and I\'m gonna make sweet love to it!</i> - <a href="rdukes.html">Dukes of Hazzard</a>'

quotes[999]='<i>See, my mule don\'t like people laughin\'. He gets the crazy idea you\'re laughin\' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you\'re going to, I might convince him that you really didn\'t mean it.</i> - <a href="rfistful.html">A Fistful of Dollars</a>'

quotes[1000]='<i>No man fears to kneel before the God he trusts. Without faith, without belief in something, what are we?</i> - <a href="rkingarthur.html">King Arthur</a>'

quotes[1001]='<i>My Dad just wanted to know if working for God came with dental.</i> - <a href="rktfaith.html">Keeping the Faith</a>'

quotes[1002]='<i>You\'d better not lie in here - this is the big room. God does not look favorably on - He has a tendency to throw lightning bolts at liars!</i> - <a href="rktfaith.html">Keeping the Faith</a>'

quotes[1003]='<i>You\'re telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?</i> - <a href="rktfaith.html">Keeping the Faith</a>'

quotes[1004]='<i>Fart in a Force Ten?</i> - <a href="rbrassed.html">Brassed Off</a>'

quotes[1005]='<i>Ray, when someone asks if you\'re a god, you say Yes!</i> - <a href="rghostbusters.html">Ghostbusters</a>'

quotes[1006]='<i>Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.</i> - <a href="rghostbusters.html">Ghostbusters</a>'

quotes[1007]='<i>Back off, man. I\'m a scientist.</i> - <a href="rghostbusters.html">Ghostbusters</a>'

quotes[1008]='<i>We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!</i> - <a href="rghostbusters.html">Ghostbusters</a>'

quotes[1009]='<i>Looks like someone\'s auditioning for Soul Train.</i> - <a href="rchw.html">Can\'t Hardly Wait</a>'

quotes[1010]='<i>SHEEP! You are all sheep. Baah!</i> - <a href="rchw.html">Can\'t Hardly Wait</a>'

quotes[1011]='<i>Woman, this is all your fault. Come bargin\' in here like a friggin\' moose.</i> - <a href="rchw.html">Can\'t Hardly Wait</a>'

quotes[1012]='<i>I can\'t feel my legs, I HAVE NO LEGS!</i> - <a href="rchw.html">Can\'t Hardly Wait</a>'

quotes[1013]='<i>You know what? My retainer looks like a Klingon warship.</i> - <a href="rchw.html">Can\'t Hardly Wait</a>'

quotes[1014]='<i>Sure as I know anything, I know this. I aim to misbehave.</i> - <a href="rserenity.html">Serenity</a>'

quotes[1015]='<i>I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.</i> - <a href="rserenity.html">Serenity</a>'

quotes[1016]='<i>Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket.</i> - <a href="rserenity.html">Serenity</a>'

quotes[1017]='<i>Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that\'s *never* getting old.</i> - <a href="rserenity.html">Serenity</a>'

quotes[1018]='<i>Yes, I have read a poem. Try not to faint.</i> - <a href="rserenity.html">Serenity</a>'

quotes[1019]='<i>I am taking your sister under my protection here. That means that if anything happens to her, I will get very choked up. Seriously, there might even be tears.</i> - <a href="rserenity.html">Serenity</a>'

quotes[1020]='<i>You are weird. Thank God you\'re weird. The last one was so normal, it was disgusting.</i> - <a href="rfog.html">The Fog</a>'

quotes[1021]='<i>Aim small, miss small.</i> - <a href="rpatriot.html">The Patriot</a>'

quotes[1022]='<i>Oh! Oh! Elvis has left the building!</i> - <a href="rid4.html">Independence Day</a>'

quotes[1023]='<i>On my planet we never say die, we say kill!</i> - <a href="rhoward.html">Howard the Duck</a>'

quotes[1024]='<i>What good is this man now? He\'s got no depth perception. All he can do is walk point and take the first hit.</i> - <a href="rsoldier.html">Soldier</a>'

quotes[1025]='<i>I\'m sorry Dave, I\'m afraid I can\'t do that.</i> - <a href="r2001.html">2001</a>'

quotes[1026]='<i>Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I\'m half crazy all for the love of you.</i> - <a href="r2001.html">2001</a>'

quotes[1027]='<i>You can\'t go. All the plants will die.</i> - <a href="rstripes.html">Stripes</a>'

quotes[1028]='<i>Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it\'s usually something unusual.</i> - <a href="rstripes.html">Stripes</a>'

quotes[1029]='<i>We\'re soldiers; but we\'re American soldiers. We\'ve been kickin\' ass for 200 years. We\'re 10 and 1.</i> - <a href="rstripes.html">Stripes</a>'

quotes[1030]='<i>Carol Anne - listen to me. Do NOT go into the light. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don\'t even look at it!</i> - <a href="rpolt.html">Poltergeist</a>'

quotes[1027]='<i>You can\'t go. All the plants will die.</i> - <a href="rstripes.html">Stripes</a>'

quotes[1028]='<i>That\'s why Sean and the guys call her Meow Mix, \'cause her head\'s shaped like a cat head. But I don\'t, sir, \'cause how rude.</i> - <a href="rmsquad.html">The Monster Squad</a>'

quotes[1029]='<i>Wolfman\'s got nards!</i> - <a href="rmsquad.html">The Monster Squad</a>'

quotes[1030]='<i>So you gotta ask yourself: are you a fighter, Fish Queen, or are you zombie food?</i> - <a href="rundead.html">Undead</a>'

quotes[1031]='<i>But you\'re soft and warm! We\'re told that Earth people are cold.</i> - <a href="rbarbarella.html">Barbarella</a>'

quotes[1032]='<i>A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.</i> - <a href="rbarbarella.html">Barbarella</a>'

quotes[1033]='<i>Can a heart still break after it\'s stopped beating?</i> - <a href="rcorpse.html">Corpse Bride</a>'

quotes[1034]='<i>I\'ve got a... dwarf, and I\'m not afraid to use him!</i> - <a href="rcorpse.html">Corpse Bride</a>'

quotes[1035]='<i>In Gotham City, Batman and Robin protect us... even from plants and flowers.</i> - <a href="rbar.html">Batman & Robin</a>'

quotes[1036]='<i>I hate to disappoint you, but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.</i> - <a href="rbar.html">Batman & Robin</a>'

quotes[1037]='<i>Ice to see you!</i> - <a href="rbar.html">Batman & Robin</a>'

quotes[1038]='<i>It\'s the hockey team from hell!</i> - <a href="rbar.html">Batman & Robin</a>'

quotes[1039]='<i>Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it\'s the chilling sound of your doom.</i> - <a href="rbar.html">Batman & Robin</a>'

quotes[1040]='<i>Dark and difficult times lie ahead, Harry. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right... and what is easy.</i> - <a href="rhpgof.html">Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire</a>'

quotes[1041]='<i>I\'m here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.</i> - <a href="rsuperman.html">Superman</a>'

quotes[1042]='<i>The Dude of Steel! You are so gonna get it!</i> - <a href="r4superman.html">Superman IV</a>'

quotes[1043]='<i>For most problems the marine is issued a solution. If ill, go to sickbay. If wounded, call corpsman. If dead, report to graves registration. If losing his mind, however, no standard solution exists.</i> - <a href="rjarhead.html">Jarhead</a>'

quotes[1044]='<i>What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?</i> - <a href="rmaltese.html">The Maltese Falcon</a>'

quotes[1045]='<i>The, ah... stuff that dreams are made of.</i> - <a href="rmaltese.html">The Maltese Falcon</a>'

quotes[1046]='<i>I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.</i> - <a href="ranchorman.html">Anchorman</a>'

quotes[1047]='<i>What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.</i> - <a href="ranchorman.html">Anchorman</a>'

quotes[1048]='<i>I\'m gonna punch you in the ovary, that\'s what I\'m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.</i> - <a href="ranchorman.html">Anchorman</a>'

quotes[1049]='<i>I love lamp.</i> - <a href="ranchorman.html">Anchorman</a>'

quotes[1050]='<i>Therefore its producers feel they must assure free burial services to anyone who dies of fright while seeing The Screaming Skull.</i> - <a href="rscreamingskull.html">The Screaming Skull</a>'

quotes[1051]='<i>Santa, you will never return to Earth. You belong to Mars now.</i> - <a href="rsantam.html">Santa Claus Conquers The Martians</a>'

quotes[1052]='<i>Those who do not appreciate life do not deserve life.</i> - <a href="r2saw.html">Saw 2</a>'

quotes[1053]='<i>We\'re paratroopers, Lieutenant, we\'re supposed to be surrounded.</i> - <a href="rbandofbrothers.html">Band of Brothers</a>'

quotes[1054]='<i>I treasure my remark to a grandson who asked, \'Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?\' \'No\', I answered, \'But I served in a company of heroes\'.</i> - <a href="rbandofbrothers.html">Band of Brothers</a>'

quotes[1055]='<i>I\'m too happy to die!</i> - <a href="rgpk.html">Garbage Pail Kids Movie</a>'

quotes[1056]='<i>You\'ve been given a great gift, George — a chance to see what the world would be like without you.</i> - <a href="rwonlife.html">It\'s A Wonderful Life</a>'

quotes[1057]='<i>Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building & Loan! Hey! Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!</i> - <a href="rwonlife.html">It\'s A Wonderful Life</a>'

quotes[1058]='<i>Stealing shoes off a dead man. Oh, we\'re going to hell.</i> - <a href="r2bernies.html">Weekend At Bernie\'s II</a>'

quotes[1059]='<i>Why don\'t we just pretend he didn\'t die? Just for a bit!</i> - <a href="rbernies.html">Weekend AT Bernie\'s</a>'

quotes[1060]='<i>We\'re there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!</i> - <a href="rspecials.html">The Specials</a>'

quotes[1061]='<i>It wasn\'t the airplanes; it was beauty killed the beast.</i> - <a href="rkong.html">King Kong</a>'

quotes[1062]='<i>I used to love Doggy Chow, too!</i> - <a href="rshowgirls.html">Showgirls</a>'

quotes[1063]='<i>Filthy Billy, I know what you did nasty Billy!</i> - <a href="rblackxmas.html">Black Christmas</a>'

quotes[1064]='<i>Kermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?</i> - <a href="rmuppet.html">The Muppet Movie</a>'

quotes[1065]='<i>Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.</i> - <a href="rmuppet.html">The Muppet Movie</a>'

quotes[1066]='<i>How am I not myself?</i> - <a href="rhuckabees.html">I Heart Huckabees</a>'

quotes[1067]='<i>Bring me some reefers!</i> - <a href="rreefer.html">Reefer Madness</a>'

quotes[1068]='<i>Oh, why don\'t you button up your lip? You\'re always squawkin\' about something. You\'ve got more static than a radio.</i> - <a href="rreefer.html">Reefer Madness</a>'

quotes[1069]='<i>It ain\'t lyin\'. It\'s just improving the truth a little.</i> - <a href="rnewsies.html">Newsies</a>'

quotes[1070]='<i>You know what they say. No life without wife.</i> - <a href="rprejudice.html">Bride & Prejudice</a>'

quotes[1071]='<i>Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!</i> - <a href="rlepus.html">Night of the Lepus</a>'

quotes[1072]='<i>No, Brad. No frosty beverages.</i> - <a href="rloverboy.html">Loverboy</a>'

quotes[1073]='<i>Oh those aren\'t people, honey, those are models.</i> - <a href="rgoingon.html">13 Going On 30</a>'

quotes[1074]='<i>When a woman gets an orchid, she feels like she\'s floating on a cloud of infinite possibility.</i> - <a href="rperfectman.html">The Perfect Man</a>'

quotes[1075]='<i>The moon is a ball of magic that reminds us each day has the potential for beauty.</i> - <a href="rperfectman.html">The Perfect Man</a>'

quotes[1076]='<i>Get that damned screwdriver out of my head!</i> - <a href="r2rold.html">Return of the Living Dead part II</a>'

quotes[1077]='<i>Julie, are you eating him? You should stop it.</i> - <a href="r3rold.html">Return of the Living Dead 3</a>'

quotes[1078]='<i>You say this because she is beautiful woman. You think beautiful woman is like your Mom.</i> - <a href="rwutang.html">The Kung Fu Colt Master</a>'

quotes[1079]='<i>All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it... or a small hose... as long as it works.</i> - <a href="rnowandthen.html">Now and Then</a>'

quotes[1080]='<i>That\'ll be the day.</i> - <a href="rjwsearchers.html">The Searchers</a>'

quotes[1081]='<i>I got married. To an ugly woman. Don\'t ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.</i> - <a href="rroadhouse.html">Road House</a>'

quotes[1081]='<i>Give me the biggest guy in the world, smash his knee and he\'ll drop like a stone.</i> - <a href="rroadhouse.html">Road House</a>'

quotes[1082]='<i>You\'re a cynical, exploitive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn\'t know real love if it bit him in the armpit.</i> - <a href="rrunaway.html">Runaway Bride</a>'

quotes[1083]='<i>Have you heard my husband\'s morning show? Wake Up With Flem?</i> - <a href="rrunaway.html">Runaway Bride</a>'

quotes[1084]='<i>Trust me. Everyone is less mysterious than they think they are.</i> - <a href="retown.html">Elizabethtown</a>'

quotes[1085]='<i>A wraith! An evil spirit. And it ain\'t cool, man.</i> - <a href="rwraith.html">The Wraith</a>'

quotes[1086]='<i>In the dark, your fantasies get so far out of hand.</i> - <a href="rcarnival.html">Carnival of Souls</a>'

quotes[1087]='<i>I am a very important man. I\'ve got a tower.</i> - <a href="rmirrormask.html">Mirrormask</a>'

quotes[1088]='<i>We often confuse what we wish for with what is.</i> - <a href="rmirrormask.html">Mirrormask</a>'

quotes[1089]='<i>Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it.</i> - <a href="ranimatrix.html">The Animatrix</a>'

quotes[1090]='<i>May I admire you again today?</i> - <a href="rpip.html">Pretty in Pink</a>'

quotes[1091]='<i>Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody.</i> - <a href="rmagseven.html">The Magnificent Seven</a>'

quotes[1092]='<i>I\'ll tell you what. Don\'t shoot the gun. Take the gun like this, and use it like a club!</i> - <a href="rmagseven.html">The Magnificent Seven</a>'

quotes[1093]='<i>Remember Bilko? He disobeyed orders, and now Lord Sador\'s wearing HIS FOOT!</i> - <a href="rbbts.html">Battle Beyond the Stars</a>'

quotes[1094]='<i>Does it have a happy ending?</i> - <a href="rvv.html">V for Vendetta</a>'

quotes[1095]='<i>I\'m not questioning your powers of observation, I\'m merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.</i> - <a href="rvv.html">V for Vendetta</a>'

quotes[1096]='<i>Did you just say solecistic?</i> - <a href="rtao.html">The Tao of Steve</a>'

quotes[1097]='<i>How can you not love a British rock band consisting of four teenage bumble bees?</i> - <a href="rtao.html">The Tao of Steve</a>'

quotes[1098]='<i>No regrets, that\'s my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.</i> - <a href="routcold.html">Out Cold</a>'

quotes[1099]='<i>This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It\'s no mystery.</i> - <a href="routcold.html">Out Cold</a>'

quotes[1100]='<i>If he tells us to hurry up one more time, I am going to make him into a big, fluffy hat.</i> - <a href="rnarnialww.html">The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe</a>'

quotes[1101]='<i>That\'s why you ran across the whole field?... Wait, you\'ve got to tell me - was it spongy?</i> - <a href="rfeverpitch.html">Fever Pitch</a>'

quotes[1102]='<i>I don\'t think your happiness is quite appropriate.</i> - <a href="rbottle.html">Bottle Rocket</a>'

quotes[1103]='<i>Was I scared? I must have lost fifty pounds, all of it brown!</i> - <a href="rtaps.html">Taps</a>'

quotes[1104]='<i>Blood! Your precious blood!</i> - <a href="rnosferatu.html">Nosferatu</a>'

quotes[1105]='<i>No day but today.</i> - <a href="rrent.html">Rent</a>'

quotes[1106]='<i>How do you document real life when real life\'s getting more like fiction each day?</i> - <a href="rrent.html">Rent</a>'

quotes[1107]='<i>They\'re coming to get you, Barbara!</i> - <a href="rnold.html">Night of the Living Dead</a>'

quotes[1108]='<i>Yeah, they\'re dead. They\'re all messed up.</i> - <a href="rnold.html">Night of the Living Dead</a>'

quotes[1109]='<i>Gentlemen, you can\'t fight in here! This is the War Room.</i> - <a href="rstrangelove.html">Dr. Strangelove</a>'

quotes[1110]='<i>Sir, you can\'t let him in here. He\'ll see everything. He\'ll see the big board!</i> - <a href="rstrangelove.html">Dr. Strangelove</a>'

quotes[1111]='<i>It is not only possible, it is essential.</i> - <a href="rstrangelove.html">Dr. Strangelove</a>'

quotes[1112]='<i>Can you imagine hating your life so much that you want to bring a back-up razor?</i> - <a href="rstay.html">Stay</a>'

quotes[1113]='<i>Mazes & Monsters is a far-out game. Swords... poison... spells... battles...maiming... killing!</i> - <a href="rmnm.html">Mazes & Monsters</a>'

quotes[1114]='<i>Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes?</i> - <a href="rlostskelly.html">The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra</a>'

quotes[1115]='<i>I sleep now.</i> - <a href="rlostskelly.html">The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra</a>'

quotes[1116]='<i>Why shake when we can touch other things... like lips.</i> - <a href="rlostskelly.html">The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra</a>'

quotes[1117]='<i>Even when I was a child, I was hated by skeletons!</i> - <a href="rlostskelly.html">The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra</a>'

quotes[1118]='<i>Aww. The bounce has gone from his bungee.</i> - <a href="rgromit.html">Wallace & Gromit</a>'

quotes[1119]='<i>Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that\'s all.</i> - <a href="rgromit.html">Wallace & Gromit</a>'

quotes[1120]='<i>Tak!</i> - <a href="rdesp.html">Desperation</a>'

quotes[1121]='<i>You know, sometimes when you cage the beast, the beast gets angry.</i> - <a href="rxstand.html">X-Men: The Last Stand</a>'

quotes[1122]='<i>No cap\'n, we must not go there! It\'s eeeeevil!</i> - <a href="rhousedead.html">House of the Dead</a>'

quotes[1123]='<i>We finally got to the boat but it wasn\'t there.</i> - <a href="rhousedead.html">House of the Dead</a>'

quotes[1124]='<i>In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has its own laws. Football is a way of life.</i> - <a href="rvarsity.html">Varsity Blues</a>'

quotes[1125]='<i>Yes, Max. Those were geeks.</i> - <a href="rflightnav.html">Flight of the Navigator</a>'

quotes[1126]='<i>Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.</i> - <a href="rpaddle.html">Without A Paddle</a>'

quotes[1127]='<i>Mmm... squirrel.</i> - <a href="rpaddle.html">Without A Paddle</a>'

quotes[1128]='<i>This Hellmart\'s open for business, and I\'m slashing prices.</i> - <a href="rpaddle.html">Without A Paddle</a>'

quotes[1129]='<i>Good afternoon. If you and your undershirt will take two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling.</i> - <a href="r81arthur.html">Arthur</a>'

quotes[1130]='<i>Poor people are not loved, Arthur. They urinate in public and have very few teeth.</i> - <a href="r81arthur.html">Arthur</a>'

quotes[1131]='<i>Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer!</i> - <a href="rcars.html">Cars</a>'

quotes[1132]='<i>Quaffable, but uh... far from transcendent.</i> - <a href="rsideways.html">Sideways</a>'

quotes[1133]='<i>Why, you\'re the very model of sanity. Oh, by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls.</i> - <a href="rbatmask.html">Batman: Mask of the Phantasm</a>'

quotes[1134]='<i>Rats cooking, frog washing, pig waitress… is no coffee shop, is zoo!</i> - <a href="rmupman.html">The Muppets Take Manhatten</a>'

quotes[1135]='<i>So put some Jell-O down your pants!</i> - <a href="rmupman.html">The Muppets Take Manhatten</a>'

quotes[1136]='<i>Because God created Man and Man created the Transformers, they\'re kind of like a gift from God.</i> - <a href="r2clerks.html">Clerks II</a>'

quotes[1137]='<i>There\'s only one \'Return,\' and it\'s not of the King, it\'s of the Jedi!</i> - <a href="r2clerks.html">Clerks II</a>'

quotes[1138]='<i>We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?</i> - <a href="rproducers.html">The Producers</a>'

quotes[1139]='<i>This crazy Kraut is crackers! He crashed in here and crassly tried to kill us!</i> - <a href="rproducers.html">The Producers</a>'

quotes[1140]='<i>This is no good. I\'m not killing anybody.</i> - <a href="rproducers.html">The Producers</a>'

quotes[1141]='<i>It\'s sort of a Nazi Hoedown!</i> - <a href="rproducers.html">The Producers</a>'

quotes[1142]='<i>I\'d rather get my teeth kicked in than memorize the periodic table any day.</i> - <a href="rlod.html">The Lords of Discipline</a>'

quotes[1143]='<i>Death Therapy, Bob. It\'s a guaranteed cure.</i> - <a href="rwab.html">What About Bob?</a>'

quotes[1144]='<i>Dr. Marvin, I\'M SAILING! I\'M SAILING! </i> - <a href="rwab.html">What About Bob?</a>'

quotes[1145]='<i>Outlander! Outlander! We have your woman!</i> - <a href="rchildrencorn.html">Children of the Corn</a>'

quotes[1146]='<i>Yes, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.</i> - <a href="rprada.html">The Devil Wears Prada</a>'

quotes[1147]='<i>Candy doesn\'t have to have a point. That\'s why it\'s candy.</i> - <a href="rcfactory.html">Charlie and the Chocolate Factory</a>'

quotes[1148]='<i>It\'s in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I\'m layin\' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!</i> - <a href="rcfactory.html">Charlie and the Chocolate Factory</a>'

quotes[1149]='<i>Everything in this room is eatable. Even I\'m eatable! But that my dear children is called cannibalism; and it is frowned upon in most societies.</i> - <a href="rcfactory.html">Charlie and the Chocolate Factory</a>'

quotes[1150]='<i>You\'re sad enough. You\'re beautiful. Let\'s have sex.</i> - <a href="rlogans.html">Logan\'s Run</a>'

quotes[1151]='<i>Three things sell newspapers: tragedy, sex, and Superman.</i> - <a href="rsupreturns.html">Superman Returns</a>'

quotes[1152]='<i>You wrote that the world doesn\'t need a saviour, but every day I hear people crying for one.</i> - <a href="rsupreturns.html">Superman Returns</a>'

quotes[1153]='<i>Come on, people! A guy in a weird suit with two polar bears can\'t be hard to spot!</i> - <a href="rsubzero.html">Batman and Mr. Freeze: Subzero</a>'

quotes[1154]='<i>Your job is to live the fantasy that other people only dream about.</i> - <a href="rrockstar.html">Rock Star</a>'

quotes[1155]='<i>BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When your down here with us, you\'ll float too!</i> - <a href="rit.html">It</a>'

quotes[1156]='<i>My incredibly intuitive sense of the female creature tells me that you are troubled.</i> - <a href="r2pirates.html">Pirates of the Caribbean 2</a>'

quotes[1157]='<i>Andrew! We can\'t be dead! We have cable!</i> - <a href="rnothingmovie.html">Nothing</a>'

quotes[1158]='<i>We\'re not going to go round parading ourselves in a room full of men. This isn\'t France, for God\'s sake! </i> - <a href="rcalendar.html">Calendar Girls</a>'

quotes[1159]='<i>Slowly and methodically, he reverse-engineered a perfect moment.</i> - <a href="rprimer.html">Primer</a>'

quotes[1160]='<i>I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.</i> - <a href="rslevin.html">Lucky Number Slevin</a>'

quotes[1161]='<i>America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.</i> - <a href="rtnights.html">Talladega Nights</a>'

quotes[1162]='<i>If you ain\'t first, you\'re last!</i> - <a href="rtnights.html">Talladega Nights</a>'

quotes[1163]='<i>You know, sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don\'t always have to call Him \'baby\'.</i> - <a href="rtnights.html">Talladega Nights</a>'

quotes[1164]='<i>If we wanted two little girls, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman.</i> - <a href="rtnights.html">Talladega Nights</a>'

quotes[1165]='<i>This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons!</i> - <a href="rtnights.html">Talladega Nights</a>'

quotes[1166]='<i>It won an Academy Award. Best movie ever made.</i> - <a href="rtnights.html">Talladega Nights</a>'

quotes[1167]='<i>I only hope I can be as good a man as you. Sure, Warner Von Braun is a great scientist… but he isn\'t my hero.</i> - <a href="roctsky.html">October Sky</a>'

quotes[1168]='<i>Some day you\'ll have my children. In fact, they\'re in the car if you want them.</i> - <a href="rbraindonors.html">Brain Donors</a>'

quotes[1169]='<i>\'No?\' A Flakfizer doesn\'t know the MEANING of the word \'No!\' We\'re also a little fuzzy on \'panaglutin\' and \'viscosity\'.</i> - <a href="rbraindonors.html">Brain Donors</a>'

quotes[1170]='<i>You tell Shelby Overman for me he can take a flying leap in a rolling doughnut on a gravel driveway!</i> - <a href="r3jaws.html">Jaws 3</a>'

quotes[1171]='<i>I\'ve always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I\'ve dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.</i> - <a href="rpaddle.html">Without A Paddle</a>'

quotes[1172]='<i>That was the most fun I\'ve ever had without laughing.</i> - <a href="rannieh.html">Annie Hall</a>'

quotes[1173]='<i>I have to go now, Duane, because I, I\'m due back on the planet Earth.</i> - <a href="rannieh.html">Annie Hall</a>'

quotes[1174]='<i>A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.</i> - <a href="rannieh.html">Annie Hall</a>'

quotes[1175]='<i>Syliva Plath - interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college girl mentality.</i> - <a href="rannieh.html">Annie Hall</a>'

quotes[1176]='<i>My uvula!</i> - <a href="rkata.html">The Happiness of the Katakuris</a>'

quotes[1177]='<i>This is nuts! And I have a VERY high tolerance for nuts.</i> - <a href="rseedchucky.html">Seed of Chucky</a>'

quotes[1178]='<i>Visits? That would indicate visitors.</i> - <a href="rplan9.html">Plan 9 From Outer Space</a>'

quotes[1178]='<i>I\'m muzzled by army brass!</i> - <a href="rplan9.html">Plan 9 From Outer Space</a>'

quotes[1178]='<i>You see? You see? You\'re stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!</i> - <a href="rplan9.html">Plan 9 From Outer Space</a>'

quotes[1179]='<i>I\'m going to find it and I\'m going to destroy it. Possibly with dynamite.</i> - <a href="raquatic.html">The Life Aquatic</a>'

quotes[1180]='<i>Howdy. I\'m gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don\'t mind none.</i> - <a href="rneardark.html">Near Dark</a>'

quotes[1181]='<i>This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf.</i> - <a href="rschindlers.html">Schindler\'s List</a>'

quotes[1182]='<i>Would you want to walk around this scene with your schlong hanging out? Or in your case, your schlort?</i> - <a href="rhorrorhigh.html">Return to Horror High</a>'

quotes[1183]='<i>What I understand, double-ohs have a very short life expectancy.</i> - <a href="r007casino.html">Casino Royale</a>'

quotes[1184]='<i>I love the Power Glove. It\'s so bad.</i> - <a href="rwizard.html">The Wizard</a>'

quotes[1185]='<i>He touched my breast!</i> - <a href="rwizard.html">The Wizard</a>'

quotes[1186]='<i>Doom on you! Doom on you!</i> - <a href="riceage.html">Ice Age</a>'

quotes[1187]='<i>From now on you\'ll have to refer to me as Sid, Lord of the Flame.</i> - <a href="riceage.html">Ice Age</a>'

quotes[1188]='<i>You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality.</i> - <a href="r54godzilla.html">Godzilla</a>'

quotes[1189]='<i>My hovercraft is full of eels.</i> - <a href="randnow.html">And Now For Something Completely Different</a>'

quotes[1190]='<i>I\'m warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!</i> - <a href="randnow.html">And Now For Something Completely Different</a>'

quotes[1191]='<i>These rabbits have been carefully staked to the ground, so they won\'t move around as much, as this is only a one-day event.</i> - <a href="randnow.html">And Now For Something Completely Different</a>'

quotes[1192]='<i>I\'m a lumberjack and I\'m OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.</i> - <a href="randnow.html">And Now For Something Completely Different</a>'

quotes[1193]='<i>I\'ve been known to twinkle a toe or two.</i> - <a href="rxan.html">Xanadu</a>'

quotes[1194]='<i>It\'s depressing that the words \'secret agent\' have become synonymous with \'sex maniac.\'</i> - <a href="rcasinoroyale.html">Casino Royale</a>'

quotes[1195]='<i>I\'ve got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.</i> - <a href="rbrick.html">Brick</a>'

quotes[1196]='<i>Maybe I\'ll just sit here and bleed at you.</i> - <a href="rbrick.html">Brick</a>'

quotes[1197]='<i>The ape blows or I clam.</i> - <a href="rbrick.html">Brick</a>'

quotes[1198]='<i>Infinite goodness is creating a being you know, in advance, is going to complain.</i> - <a href="r9config.html">The Ninth Configuration</a>'

quotes[1199]='<i>Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!</i> - <a href="rwarriors.html">The Warriors</a>'

quotes[1200]='<i>Can you dig it?</i> - <a href="rwarriors.html">The Warriors</a>'

quotes[1201]='<i>I don\'t want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed!</i> - <a href="raccepted.html">Accepted</a>'

quotes[1202]='<i>An explosion of flavor! I\'m working with some very unstable herbs.</i> - <a href="raccepted.html">Accepted</a>'

quotes[1203]='<i>Don\'t worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I\'m not going to end this 17 times.</i> - <a href="rkisskiss.html">Kiss Kiss Bang Bang</a>'

quotes[1204]='<i>I swear to God, it\'s like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.</i> - <a href="rkisskiss.html">Kiss Kiss Bang Bang</a>'

quotes[1205]='<i>Those guys should be sterilized. And I\'m not kidding at all.</i> - <a href="rwaiting.html">Waiting</a>'

quotes[1206]='<i>It\'s like we\'re stuck in a time paradox where neither our wisdom nor your virginity will ever escape.</i> - <a href="rwaiting.html">Waiting</a>'

quotes[1207]='<i>The ape blows or I clam.</i> - <a href="rbrick.html">Brick</a>'

quotes[1208]='<i>Fool! Your fare is the only thing stopping me from breaking your face!</i> - <a href="rdccab.html">D.C. Cab</a>'

quotes[1209]='<i>Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.</i> - <a href="rmupwizard.html">The Muppets Wizard of Oz</a>'

quotes[1210]='<i>What happens in Emerald City, stays in Emerald City. Okay?</i> - <a href="rmupwizard.html">The Muppets Wizard of Oz</a>'

quotes[1211]='<i>I\'m considering nothing less than... world domination!</i> - <a href="rsupergirl.html">Supergirl</a>'

quotes[1212]='<i>It turns out North Korea and Iran are not like Doctor Octopus and Magneto at all...</i> - <a href="rdreamz.html">American Dreamz</a>'

quotes[1213]='<i>The story goes he\'ll be normal during the day, but at night, in the presence of evil, the Rider takes over.</i> - <a href="rghostrider.html">Ghost Rider</a>'

quotes[1214]='<i>You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?</i> - <a href="r40virgin.html">The 40-Year-Old Virgin</a>'

quotes[1215]='<i>Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern.</i> - <a href="r40virgin.html">The 40-Year-Old Virgin</a>'

quotes[1216]='<i>I\'m Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl\'s Jr.</i> - <a href="ridiocracy.html">Idiocracy</a>'

quotes[1217]='<i>That Chuck Norris is a hell of an actor.</i> - <a href="rtwinsitters.html">Twin Sitters</a>'

quotes[1218]='<i>You call this archaeology?</i> - <a href="rlastcrusade.html">Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade</a>'

quotes[1219]='<i>It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them.</i> - <a href="rlastcrusade.html">Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade</a>'

quotes[1220]='<i>Nazis. I hate these guys.</i> - <a href="rlastcrusade.html">Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade</a>'

quotes[1221]='<i>Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!</i> - <a href="r300.html">300</a>'

quotes[1222]='<i>Clever, but dumb.</i> - <a href="rleonard.html">Leonard Part 6</a>'

quotes[1223]='<i>There\'s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.</i> - <a href="rfisher.html">The Fisher King</a>'

quotes[1224]='<i>There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.</i> - <a href="rgrindhouse.html">Grindhouse</a>'

quotes[1225]='<i>If it\'s secret and elite, it can\'t be good.</i> - <a href="rskulls.html">The Skulls</a>'

quotes[1226]='<i>It\'s not too easy to kill a man with only heroin...</i> - <a href="rssf.html">Sister Street Fighter</a>'

quotes[1227]='<i>I\'ve searched and will continue with the search, Tina. We must never abandon the search.</i> - <a href="rssf.html">Sister Street Fighter</a>'

quotes[1228]='<i>It amuses me. It\'s as much fun as a carload of gorillas!</i> - <a href="rssf.html">Sister Street Fighter</a>'

quotes[1229]='<i>Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?</i> - <a href="rcantbuy.html">Can\'t Buy Me Love</a>'

quotes[1230]='<i>God, I wanna lick your skin off!</i> - <a href="rjustfriends.html">Just Friends</a>'

quotes[1231]='<i>Women weaken legs!</i> - <a href="r1rocky.html">Rocky</a>'

quotes[1232]='<i>You\'re gonna eat lightnin\' and you\'re gonna crap thunder!</i> - <a href="r1rocky.html">Rocky</a>'

quotes[1233]='<i>Yo, Adrian!</i> - <a href="r1rocky.html">Rocky</a>'

quotes[1234]='<i>I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot.</i> - <a href="r2rocky.html">Rocky II</a>'

quotes[1235]='<i>I pity the fool, and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got!</i> - <a href="r3rocky.html">Rocky III</a>'

quotes[1236]='<i>You gotta get that look back, Rock. Eye of the tiger, man.</i> - <a href="r3rocky.html">Rocky III</a>'

quotes[1237]='<i>I must break you.</i> - <a href="r4rocky.html">Rocky IV</a>'

quotes[1238]='<i>Get up you son of a bitch! \'Cause Mickey loves you!</i> - <a href="r5rocky.html">Rocky V</a>'

quotes[1239]='<i>But it ain\'t how hard you hit; it\'s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward.</i> - <a href="r6rocky.html">Rocky Balboa</a>'

quotes[1240]='<i>You don\'t really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled.</i> - <a href="rprestige.html">The Prestige</a>'

quotes[1241]='<i>Oooh, my spider-sense is tingling!</i> - <a href="r3spidey.html">Spider-Man 3</a>'

quotes[1242]='<i>There\'s a saying Milo: If it\'s too loud, you\'re too old.</i> - <a href="rairheads.html">Airheads</a>'

quotes[1243]='<i>I can\'t stand the water anymore. When I shut my eyes, the water comes back.</i> - <a href="rplaguedogs.html">Plague Dogs</a>'

quotes[1244]='<i>What a night! I was in more laps than a napkin.</i> - <a href="rreefmad.html">Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical</a>'

quotes[1245]='<i>If I can\'t turn him on, he ain\'t got switches.</i> - <a href="rreefmad.html">Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical</a>'

quotes[1246]='<i>Snake Plissken... I\'ve heard of you. I heard you were dead!</i> - <a href="rescapeny.html">Escape from New York</a>'

quotes[1247]='<i>Can you, for a moment, imagine how dispiriting it is to teach five centuries of masculine ineptitude?</i> - <a href="rhistoryboys.html">The History Boys</a>'

quotes[1248]='<i>Gentleman, I wash my hands of this weirdness.</i> - <a href="rworldsend.html">Pirates of the Caribbean: At World\'s End</a>'

quotes[1249]='<i>And that was without a single drop of rum!</i> - <a href="rworldsend.html">Pirates of the Caribbean: At World\'s End</a>'

quotes[1250]='<i>The dead are losers.</i> - <a href="rdeadthings.html">Children Shouldn\'t Play With Dead Things</a>'

quotes[1251]='<i>Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond. But it doesn\'t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.</i> - <a href="rknockedup.html">Knocked Up</a>'

quotes[1252]='<i>He\'s playing fetch... with my kids... he\'s treating my kids like they\'re dogs.</i> - <a href="rknockedup.html">Knocked Up</a>'

quotes[1253]='<i>I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.</i> - <a href="rknockedup.html">Knocked Up</a>'

quotes[1254]='<i>Are you the lady who doesn\'t realize she\'s pregnant until she\'s sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?</i> - <a href="rknockedup.html">Knocked Up</a>'

quotes[1255]='<i>Let \'er buck!</i> - <a href="rhidalgo.html">Hidalgo</a>'

quotes[1256]='<i>There\'s a saying Milo: If it\'s too loud, you\'re too old.</i> - <a href="rairheads.html">Airheads</a>'

quotes[1257]='<i>YAKMALLAH!</i> - <a href="rgymkata.html">Gymkata</a>'

quotes[1258]='<i>The world meets nobody halfway.</i> - <a href="roverthetop.html">Over The Top</a>'

quotes[1259]='<i>You\'re only cursed by the evil spirits if you violate the graves of the dead. We\'re just gonna be eating hotdogs.</i> - <a href="rwtw.html">Within The Woods</a>'

quotes[1260]='<i>You know, not everybody thought keeping a demon that the Nazis summoned to win World War II was a good thing.</i> - <a href="rhellboybi.html">Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron</a>'

quotes[1261]='<i>Freedom? We have it! And fame? Nah. It\'s an empty purse. Count it, go broke. Eat it, go hungry. Seek it, go mad!</i> - <a href="rkrull.html">Krull</a>'

quotes[1262]='<i>No reality TV show can compare to the horror and the tragedy that has befallen this remote spot on the South Pacific.</i> - <a href="rkvc.html">Komodo vs. Cobra</a>'

quotes[1263]='<i>Here comes the hot kiss at the end of the fist! … What the heck does that mean?</i> - <a href="rthunderp.html">Thunder in Paradise</a>'

quotes[1264]='<i>That\'s, ahh... that\'s a surfboard all right! Looks like a \'57 Chevy I used to have.</i> - <a href="rpointbreak.html">Point Break</a>'

quotes[1265]='<i>The correct term is Babes, sir.</i> - <a href="rpointbreak.html">Point Break</a>'

quotes[1266]='<i>I hope there\'s pudding.</i> - <a href="rhpootp.html">Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix</a>'

quotes[1267]='<i>Ron, that\'s just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!</i> - <a href="rhpootp.html">Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix</a>'

quotes[1268]='<i>I think there\'s a lot more than meets the eye with you.</i> - <a href="rtrans.html">Transformers</a>'

quotes[1269]='<i>Androids will soon take over mankind\'s menial work.</i> - <a href="rkiss.html">KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park</a>'

quotes[1270]='<i>There are no right hands except ours!</i> - <a href="rkiss.html">KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park</a>'

quotes[1271]='<i>If you wanna quit on me, I understand. But please don\'t.</i> - <a href="rbsmoan.html">Black Snake Moan</a>'

quotes[1272]='<i>With a perfect elephant, the power of kings will be yours.</i> - <a href="rprotector.html">The Protector</a>'

quotes[1273]='<i>I told the truth, Lord. How can I learn any moral lessons when you keep confusing me this way?</i> - <a href="rladyhawke.html">Ladyhawke</a>'

quotes[1274]='<i>You remain a clownish symbol that no one cares about.</i> - <a href="rcaptainamerica.html">Captain America</a>'

quotes[1275]='<i>I wish I was at a hootenanny in Harlem.</i> - <a href="rhairspray.html">Hairspray</a>'

quotes[1276]='<i>We have an overabundance of manliness breaking out on the main deck.</i> - <a href="rsunshinemovie.html">Sunshine</a>'

quotes[1277]='<i>Dancing is my life! DANCING IS MY LIIIIIIFE!</i> - <a href="rawesome.html">Totally Awesome</a>'

quotes[1278]='<i>There\'s only one thing left to do. Buy a gun, and murder Kip. Murder Kip!</i> - <a href="rawesome.html">Totally Awesome</a>'

quotes[1279]='<i>I get iPod, he only get iPod Mini. Everybody know it for girls!</i> - <a href="rborat.html">Borat</a>'

quotes[1280]='<i>My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!</i> - <a href="rborat.html">Borat</a>'

quotes[1281]='<i>Who would think something like this would happen from harmless flares and roman candles?</i> - <a href="rnowhere.html">Camp Nowhere</a>'

quotes[1282]='<i>When I meet Eisenhower, should I give the Nazi salute, or shake his hand?</i> - <a href="rdownfall.html">Downfall</a>'

quotes[1283]='<i>I was in Goonies!</i> - <a href="r4meatballs.html">Meatballs 4</a>'

quotes[1284]='<i>Someone started all this, and I\'m going to find them.</i> - <a href="rbourneult.html">The Bourne Ultimatum</a>'

quotes[1285]='<i>Poison Clan rocks the world!</i> - <a href="rdeadlyvenoms.html">Five Deadly Venoms</a>'

quotes[1286]='<i>And when there is an opportunity, I do not hit — it hits all by itself.</i> - <a href="renterthedragon.html">Enter the Dragon</a>'

quotes[1287]='<i>Well then, did you pop your cookies?</i> - <a href="rtroll.html">Troll</a>'

quotes[1288]='<i>Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal.</i> - <a href="rpulse.html">Pulse</a>'

quotes[1289]='<i>If you ask me, everyone in this audience is a giant sucker… especially YOU!</i> - <a href="rsimpsonsmovie.html">The Simpsons Movie</a>'

quotes[1290]='<i>Have you ever tried going mad without power? It\'s boring, no one listens to you.</i> - <a href="rsimpsonsmovie.html">The Simpsons Movie</a>'

quotes[1291]='<i>I\'ve spent my life doing nothing but collecting comic books. And now there\'s only time to say… life well spent!</i> - <a href="rsimpsonsmovie.html">The Simpsons Movie</a>'

quotes[1292]='<i>There are sandwiches for tonight! It\'ll go easier on you if you eat \'em. Otherwise, we\'ll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY!</i> - <a href="r2troll.html">Troll 2</a>'

quotes[1293]='<i>You can\'t piss on hospitality! I WON\'T ALLOW IT!</i> - <a href="r2troll.html">Troll 2</a>'

quotes[1294]='<i>They\'re eating her... and then they\'re going to eat me... OH MY GOD!</i> - <a href="r2troll.html">Troll 2</a>'

quotes[1295]='<i>Gimme that baby, you warthog from hell!</i> - <a href="rarizona.html">Raising Arizona</a>'

quotes[1296]='<i>Even bad men love their mamas.</i> - <a href="ryuma.html">3:10 to Yuma</a>'

quotes[1297]='<i>My friends call me Murphy. You call me... Robocop.</i> - <a href="r3robocop.html">RoboCop 3</a>'

quotes[1298]='<i>There are two wolves fighting in every man\'s heart. One is love. One is hate.</i> - <a href="rpathfinder.html">Pathfinder</a>'

quotes[1299]='<i>May be innocent, may be sweet... ain\'t half as nice as rotting meat.</i> - <a href="rlegend.html">Legend</a>'

quotes[1300]='<i>Did you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed?</i> - <a href="rhalfbaked.html">Half Baked</a>'

quotes[1301]='<i>I\'m as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?</i> - <a href="rhalfbaked.html">Half Baked</a>'

quotes[1302]='<i>Even bad men love their mamas.</i> - <a href="ryuma.html">3:10 to Yuma</a>'

quotes[1303]='<i>Oh man, I have a piece of brain in my hair! Awesome!</i> - <a href="rdeadclowns.html">Dead Clowns</a>'

quotes[1304]='<i>Well, a- a boy\'s best friend is his mother.</i> - <a href="rpsychomovie.html">Psycho</a>'

quotes[1305]='<i>We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven\'t you?</i> - <a href="rpsychomovie.html">Psycho</a>'

quotes[1306]='<i>The queen will epitomize the highest ideals of cheerleading. Which are nothing than the highest ideals of mankind.</i> - <a href="rcheerleadercamp.html">Cheerleader Camp</a>'

quotes[1307]='<i>Killian, here\'s your Subzero, now plain zero.</i> - <a href="rrunningman.html">The Running Man</a>'

quotes[1308]='<i>Killian! I\'ll be back!</i> - <a href="rrunningman.html">The Running Man</a>'

quotes[1309]='<i>Eight. This is eight. We have killed your friends. Every friend is now dead. Six. This is six.</i> - <a href="r1408.html">1408</a>'

quotes[1310]='<i>Even if you leave this room, you can never leave this room!</i> - <a href="r1408.html">1408</a>'

quotes[1311]='<i>Sex and murder are the only real pleasures left to mankind.</i> - <a href="rrise.html">Rise</a>'

quotes[1312]='<i>This place makes Detroit look like Disneyland.</i> - <a href="rstreetfighter.html">Street Fighter</a>'

quotes[1313]='<i>For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.</i> - <a href="rstreetfighter.html">Street Fighter</a>'

quotes[1314]='<i>So learn French. Learn French or die.</i> - <a href="racrossu.html">Across the Universe</a>'

quotes[1315]='<i>Eat lead, froggies!</i> - <a href="rfrogtown.html">Hell Comes to Frogtown</a>'

quotes[1316]='<i>You just killed a helicopter with a car!</i> - <a href="rlivefree.html">Live Free or Die Hard</a>'

quotes[1317]='<i>You must be just about out of bad guys by now.</i> - <a href="rlivefree.html">Live Free or Die Hard</a>'

quotes[1318]='<i>Mmm! Pus!</i> - <a href="roverboard.html">Going Overboard</a>'

quotes[1319]='<i>I knew that tuna-eating monster was useless.</i> - <a href="rgodzillafinal.html">Godzilla Final Wars</a>'

quotes[1320]='<i>Is it true that there\'s a point on a man\'s head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?</i> - <a href="rhotfuzz.html">Hot Fuzz</a>'

quotes[1321]='<i>But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.</i> - <a href="rhotfuzz.html">Hot Fuzz</a>'

quotes[1322]='<i>By the power of Greyskull!</i> - <a href="rhotfuzz.html">Hot Fuzz</a>'

quotes[1323]='<i>My grandma drank all my pot.</i> - <a href="rgrandmasboy.html">Grandma\'s Boy</a>'

quotes[1324]='<i>Wow J.P., that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?</i> - <a href="rgrandmasboy.html">Grandma\'s Boy</a>'

quotes[1325]='<i>I\'m thinking about getting metal legs. It\'s a risky operation, but it\'ll be worth it.</i> - <a href="rgrandmasboy.html">Grandma\'s Boy</a>'

quotes[1326]='<i>What does high score mean? New high score, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break it?</i> - <a href="rgrandmasboy.html">Grandma\'s Boy</a>'

quotes[1327]='<i>It\'s easy to tell the difference between right and wrong. What\'s hard is choosing the wrong that\'s more right.</i> - <a href="rsiege.html">The Siege</a>'

quotes[1328]='<i>We\'ll become the McDonalds of babies.</i> - <a href="rsuperbabies.html">Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2</a>'

quotes[1329]='<i>Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch\'s small heart grew three sizes that day.</i> - <a href="rhowgrinch.html">How The Grinch Stole Christmas</a>'

quotes[1330]='<i>I only gamble with my life, never my money.</i> - <a href="rmummy.html">The Mummy</a>'

quotes[1331]='<i>Because only one thing counts in this life: get them to sign on the line which is dotted.</i> - <a href="rglen.html">Glengarry Glen Ross</a>'

quotes[1332]='<i>Are you suggesting, madam, that there exists a law compelling a gentleman to lay hold of canine bowel movements?</i> - <a href="rkate.html">Kate & Leopold</a>'

quotes[1333]='<i>Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly laser blasts instead of deadly slide shows!</i> - <a href="rbenders.html">Futurama: Bender\'s Big Score</a>'

quotes[1334]='<i>Everyone, out of the universe!</i> - <a href="rbenders.html">Futurama: Bender\'s Big Score</a>'

quotes[1335]='<i>The Force is with us, but that is about it.</i> - <a href="rbenders.html">Futurama: Bender\'s Big Score</a>'

quotes[1336]='<i>Is it just me or this soccer game have more nudity than most?</i> - <a href="rshestheman.html">She\'s The Man</a>'

quotes[1337]='<i>I mean, knock your self out! You just take her... then kiss her. Then kiss the crap out of her!</i> - <a href="rshestheman.html">She\'s The Man</a>'

quotes[1338]='<i>What is it about treasure that makes history so fascinating?</i> - <a href="rntbos.html">National Treasure: Book of Secrets</a>'

quotes[1339]='<i>For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it\'s not a monster! IT\'S NOT A MONSTER!</i> - <a href="rbenchwarmers.html">The Benchwarmers</a>'

quotes[1340]='<i>I didn\'t know ath-e-letes had three syllables... that\'s ama-za-zaing.</i> - <a href="rbenchwarmers.html">The Benchwarmers</a>'

quotes[1341]='<i>If you build it, nerds will come.</i> - <a href="rbenchwarmers.html">The Benchwarmers</a>'

quotes[1342]='<i>I saw it! It\'s alive! It\'s huge!</i> - <a href="rcloverfield.html">Cloverfield</a>'

quotes[1343]='<i>Get out, you creature of filth!</i> - <a href="rsolarbabies.html">Solarbabies</a>'

quotes[1344]='<i>This is your third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.</i> - <a href="rjuno.html">Juno</a>'

quotes[1345]='<i>She took off her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like "BLAAAH, I\'M A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!"</i> - <a href="rjuno.html">Juno</a>'

quotes[1346]='<i>Either I just wet my pants, or… Thundercats are GOOOO!!!!!!</i> - <a href="rjuno.html">Juno</a>'

quotes[1347]='<i>The penis is evil.</i> - <a href="rzardoz.html">Zardoz</a>'

quotes[1348]='<i>It\'s like you\'re unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...</i> - <a href="rpeewee.html">Pee Wee\'s Big Adventure</a>'

quotes[1349]='<i>Yes, there are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I\'m going to tell you about right now!</i> - <a href="rpeewee.html">Pee Wee\'s Big Adventure</a>'

quotes[1350]='<i>Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.</i> - <a href="rairplaneii.html">Airplane II</a>'

quotes[1351]='<i>A chastity belt! That\'s going to chafe my willy!</i> - <a href="rmenintights.html">Robin Hood: Men In Tights</a>'

quotes[1352]='<i>LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS!</i> - <a href="rmenintights.html">Robin Hood: Men In Tights</a>'

quotes[1353]='<i>Alright, but what do we circulate? Looking for a man who has recently drunk milk?</i> - <a href="rnocountry.html">No Country For Old Men</a>'

quotes[1354]='<i>My God! You shoot small animals for fun? That\'s the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak!</i> - <a href="rblueharvest.html">Family Guy: Blue Harvest</a>'

quotes[1355]='<i>You sound like a Hu-Man, not a Ro-Man!</i> - <a href="rrmonster.html">Robot Monster</a>'

quotes[1356]='<i>Yes! To be like the Hu-man! To laugh! Feel! Want! Why are these things not in the plan?</i> - <a href="rrmonster.html">Robot Monster</a>'

quotes[1357]='<i>When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we\'re really going to kick ass, y\'know?</i> - <a href="rbrokenarrow.html">Broken Arrow</a>'

quotes[1358]='<i>Real men wear pants.</i> - <a href="rnewfrontier.html">Justice League: The New Frontier</a>'

quotes[1359]='<i>If I were creating the world I wouldn\'t mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o\'clock, Day One!</i> - <a href="rtimebandits.html">Time Bandits</a>'

quotes[1360]='<i>Now Benson, I\'m going to have to turn you into a dog for a while.</i> - <a href="rtimebandits.html">Time Bandits</a>'

quotes[1361]='<i>Well, who says relationships have to last forever?</i> - <a href="rbeforesunrise.html">Before Sunrise</a>'

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