Justin Tallies Up
    Dead Alive
    aka Braindead

        Note: This is the first of an eventual series of single page tributes to some of the films we've reviewed on MRFH. Here, Justin sat down and kept score for the ultra-bloody movie, Dead Alive.

        Body Count (the living and animals): 19+

      • Man hacked to death
      • Monkey has arm pulled off and dies
      • Rat monkey crushed to death
      • Mother bitten by rat monkey, turned into zombie
      • Dog eaten by zombie
      • Nurse's head torn off
      • Man is disemboweled
      • Man's neck is bitten
      • Priest bitten by zombie head, then impaled by statue arm
      • Man crushed by door, then torn open
      • Man's face is literally pulled off
      • Woman's neck bitten, then her head torn apart by zombie baby
      • Zombie pulls a woman's heart out of her chest
      • Plus the rest of the party inhabitants are supposedly turned into zombies (20-40+)
      • Man's legs are ripped off
      • Zombie punches through a woman's head
      • Man's neck bitten
      • Zombie baby bites woman's neck
      • Man's head and spine torn out by big monster
      • Two people drowned

        Zombie Body Count: 43+

      • Zombie's arms pulled off, legs kicked off, head kicked off
      • Zombie pitchforked, has teeth pulled out
      • Zombie's head impaled on light fixture
      • Zombie torn in half by door, guts fall out, torso flushed, guts chewed up, then finally lawn mowed
      • Man sticks pruning shears inside zombie's head
      • Two plus zombies chopped up by Nigel
      • Lionel falls on zombie's head, which promptly explodes
      • Zombie decapitated, impaled with lawn gnome, then rolled to death
      • Zombie dropped and explodes
      • Zombie's head pureed
      • Zombie's head/spine torn off, then smashed
      • 30+ zombies lown mowed to pieces
      • Zombie baby burned
      • Monster torn open by amulet

        Weapons Used: 21

      • Spears
      • Submachine Gun
      • Machete
      • Vase
      • Miniature statue
      • Hypodermics with tranquelizers and poison
      • Garden rake
      • A Box of Risco (?)
      • Small scissors
      • Shovel
      • Lawn gnome
      • Pitchfork
      • Pruning shears
      • Meat cleaver
      • Blender
      • Frying pan
      • Steak knife
      • Roller
      • Lawn mower (yeah!)
      • Fire and gas
      • Amulet

        Do I have a lot of time on my hands? Not really... I just multitask the useless projects I work on so I can get more pointless stuff done in less time.