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It's Rex Manning Day at Empire Records, a strange record shop in New Jersey. Rex who, you ask? Just Rex Manning, the fictitious epitome of smarmy egotistical pop stars everywhere, who is coming to sign autographs. And on this unusual day, we are plunged into the atypical life of Empire Records and its many in-need-of-therapy staff members. There's Joe (Anthony LaPaglia), the manager who has no control over his social life, his employees, or the future of the store. There's A.J. (Johnny Whitworth), the artsy-fartsy everyman who has declared he will announce his love to Corey by 1:37 pm exactly. Corey (Liv Tyler) herself is a bratty little speed freak on the verge of self-implosion. There's Lucas (Rory Cochrane), a dark little soul who gambled away the store's profits the night before, and is destined to be grounded to sitting on the couch for most of the film. There's Gina (Renée Zellweger), a sex-starved kitten who lives to shriek and bop her head. There's Debra (Robin Tunney), a newly bald antago-chick who has recently attempted suicide with a Lady Bic razor. There's the majorly deranged Mark (Ethan Embry), who doesn't seem to be operating in our universe. And then, of course, there's Warren Beatty (Brendan Sexton III), a punk little shoplifter who stirs things up around the store. Not to mention Berko, Eddie, and the many other mutations of nature that make this place their second home. Empire Records can be a film that you might easily dismiss on a first viewing, but there's a treasure trove of humor to be found. All of the characters have their own little plot lines — and are always on the verge of venting their emotions strongly — and you just know that most of them will by solved by the day's end. Half the fun of Empire is noticing all the allusions to events that happened before the movie began, giving it a feeling of the latest episode in an ongoing series (notice their little traditions and all of the break room decorations). But ultimately, the message of the film is never to sell out, always pursue your dreams, don't eat "sugar"-laced brownies or GWAR might eat you, fake funerals can be fun, you don't have to substitute sex for respect, where there's a will there's a way, true love overcomes all obstacles, and EVERYONE gets a veto on the store stereo per day. This film was tailor-made for the cult community. While many have dismissed it as an excuse to feature and sell the soundtrack, Empire Records is absolutely jam-packed with characters, storylines, jokes, in-jokes, out-jokes, and such manic energy that it makes for a great pick-me-up anytime you're feeling a bit blue and need a virtual hug from a movie. I absolutely love how I can keep picking up new details with each viewing, piecing together everyone's stories, such as trying to figure out what happened between Debra and Berko, or what's the real deal with Joe and Lucas' relationship. Like the store, there seems to be no rules for the film: characters break the fourth wall repeatedly, there's quite a bit of surreal happenings, and the music comes and goes as it pleases. Plus, and maybe this is an awkward confession, but I think girls with shaved heads are pretty darn cute. Of course, considering that I've got this film, Alien³ and Star Trek: The Motion Picture to fuel any daydreams in that department, it's slim pickins. It's a simple life, and it's a job we all wouldn't mind having. So damn the man, save the Empire, and find someone named Rex so that you can sing them this song: "Oh Rexy, you're so sexy..."
Another reason why I like this movie so much is that when I was an employee at Blockbuster, some days were exactly like this movie. SO this comes highly recommended for everybody, but particularly people who like their jobs and work with fun and interesting people.
Anyway, Empire Records is in our collection (although not because I put it there), and finally, I agreed to watch it the other night. And I'm glad I did. And no, not just because it was really amusing to watch Duckie pretend he wasn't drooling over a young Renee Zellweger in an apron and black panties, although that was pretty funny. But it was a pretty decent flick. You know what Empire Records is? It's The Breakfast Club, set in a music store, with a far more sympathetic adult figure. (Joe is the anti-Vernon.) A bunch of kids with their own problems, none of whom are in the same social strata, all cooped up in a single location and figuring out their lives in a day, and all set to a great soundtrack. (Because yes, they are two of the best soundtracks to teen movies ever.) It's got good, quotable dialogue, and characters that fit into neat little boxes on the surface, but don't in reality. And since I like The Breakfast Club, yeah. This is good stuff. While the kids are interesting, Empire Records does have something you rarely see in a teen-oriented movie: a genuinely sympathetic adult. That's rather rare. Joe, the boss we actually see, isn't made out to be this uncaring adult who doesn't remember how tough being a teenager is (and I'm not being sarcastic — you couldn't PAY me to be a teenager again. Twenties, yes; teen, no.), but at the same time he's not made out to be a sap. Instead, Joe actually listens to his employees, helps them through the tough times, and isn't afraid to tell them when they've really screwed up. But the moviemakers got the dynamic right, and the relationship isn't totally reciprocal. The kids like Joe, and show some interest in his life, but they act like teens. Regardless, I really liked that aspect of it, that the moviemakers didn't go with the cliché and make Joe utterly laughable. Empire Records won't change the world or be one of those thought-provoking movies that makes people reconsider their beliefs, but it is a nice, fun, pick-me-up movie that has one of the best soundtracks ever. The end.
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Is It Worth Staying Through End Credits?
Intermission! [some sources: IMDb]
Reportedly, there was another major character in the film who was edited out after a large portion of the movie was made. Diana Miranda was the actress who played Lily. Rumor has it that she was supposed to play Warren's sister, but she got sick before the end of the filming and had to be hospitalized so they were forced to cut her out of the movie. Lily can be spotted in the scene where Corey is calling to A.J. Lilly can be seen dancing to Corey's right (she has brown hair and just before the camera goes back to A.J. Lilly turns her face toward the camara.) Tobey Maguire had a role, but left the set due to medical problems. Groovy Quotes
Gina: Well, "Sinead O'Rebellion!" Shock me, shock me, shock me, with that deviant behavior.
Gina: Oh now, Debra don't be bitter. Surely with your ever-growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi bootcamp makeover the boys'll come a-runnin'!
[answering the phone]
[about Harvard]
Debra: Hey Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime?
Gina: Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager Lucas, this young man will be caught, deep fried in hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records!
Debra: [reading the rules for Music Town employees] No visible tatoos.
A.J.: Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile.
Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
Mark: Hey, Lucas. I've decided I'm going to start a band.
Debra: I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.
AJ: You did have hair when you went in there, right?
Corey: I don't have to go bang every guy I see.
Warren: Why don't you take these CD's and shove them up your ass?
Mitch: Why do I get the feeling that I'm being totally screwed?
[Lucas has just gambled away all Joe's money.]
Joe: What makes you think that?
A.J.: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Joe: Where's the money Lucas?
Lucas: You know, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classical.
Lucas: Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males? Lucas: The fat man walks alone.
Gina: Isn't it customary to leave the seen after commiting the crime?
Eddie [holding up bra]: Hey you forgot your thingy! A.J.: [practicing his speech] Okay Corey here it goes, ya know that feeling you get when you just stepped out of a warm bath? All warm and refreshed and.... You make me feel like a bath!? Joe: You want advice from me about love; my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint... Does that qualify me? Lucas: Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana head. Mark: No we mustn't dwell... no not today... we can't... not on Rex Manning day! Lucas: And I was lying about your hair. It looks stupid. Gina: Welcome to Music Town, may I service you? Joe: Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screw-up. And we're all losers. Welcome to music town. Debra: I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list.
Eddie: Hey Lucas man, I hear you went to Vegas and you married a mobster's wife and now you've got a hit on you and stuff. Is that true?
Warren: Why don't you take these CD's and shove them up your ass?
Lucas: In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through.'
Joe: [to Warren] How old are you?
Lucas: I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do. Remix! Special Fan Edition DVD Review
The real goodies on this DVD, however, lie in the "remixed" version of the movie. As with most comedies, Empire Records was trimmed down to a lean 90 minutes, and thus, many scenes were shortened or deleted. The remixed version brings the running time up to 107 minutes, adding a lot more depth (and quite a few great jokes!) to the film. Eddie gets a much bigger role here (was anyone else confused if Eddie worked for a pizza place or Empire -- here it's revealed he does both), Deb's woes are expanded, Corey's red bra gets a little plot of its own, and early scenes have final payoffs (such as the burned CD that Mark liked). Here's a list of all the scenes that were added, expanded or changed (yes, there's a couple different lines here, so you might want to consider also owning the original version): (1) While Lucas is closing the store, he makes a new friend who doesn't take "midnight" for an answer... (2) A.J. tries to get attention while we get a new intro to Berko... (3) Corey's little sister visits Empire and Corey gets her letter to Harvard... (4) Mark gets called into the office and Lucas drops in literally... (5) Gina tells a story about Friday night... (6) Berko says hi to Deb... (7) Gina and Corey prep for Rex's visit (which explains why Corey takes off the red bra at lunch)... (8) Joe tries to apply for a loan to cover the missing money... (9) Mark is bummed about Music Town's restrictions of hip-hop... (10) Jane goes into Joe's office for a deep talk... (11) Mark explains the name of his band and hides Debra from Berko... (12) Rex gets a different (and weird) line when Corey comes on to him... (13) Corey, Lucas and Joe get a music montage... (14) Rex goes back for the tryst and Lucas sees him... (15) Gina takes off her panties... (16) Deb sits in the balcony... (17) A bit more of the sex/music video scene... (18) Rex gets a different exit line... (19) The gange wrestles down Corey and Deb takes care of her... (20) A.J. talks with Berko and Mark... (21) Joe opens up to Lucas... (22) Eddie shares tips on record maintanance... (23) Corey asks Lucas about the money... (24) Corey passes out the invites to Debra's funeral... (25) Mark finds the burned CD that A.J. did, and Eddie sells Clapton... (26) "His name isn't f*ing Warren"... (27) The party plan takes shape. Soundtrack Review
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