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Fahrenheit 9/11
“I’m trying to get members of Congress to get their kids to enlist in the army, and go over to Iraq.”

[year/rating]

2004 R

[genre]

Documentary Comedy

[director]

Michael Moore

[starring]

Michael Moore
George Bush

Tagline

    The temperature where freedom burns!

Summary Capsule

    Maverick documentary filmmaker Michael Moore takes on President Bush and his team of cronies, attempting to expose the various lies of Bush’s 2000-04 presidential term of office

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Kyle's Rating: Don’t blame me: I voted for Gore
Kyle's Review: I don’t want to get all political here, nor do I want to foist my personal politics on you, so let me just lay out a handy guide for how I think Fahrenheit 9/11 will be responded to by various members of our society. Those who inhabit the rabid right will never see it anyway; neither will those close to the middle but still to the right of it who just plain hate Michael Moore. Those in the middle who hate Michael Moore might still see it out of curiosity or a desire to “know the facts” and will probably enjoy it, since this particular Moore documentary features less Moore than his other works and allows the facts and the important figures to speak for themselves. Those to the left of the middle will see it, regardless of Moore love, because they just want to: they will enjoy it. The far left have already seen it multiple times, and already love it. Finally, those who think “President” George W. Bush is the biggest idiot of our times and the worst possible blight to be currently inflicted upon the world (the new millennium’s Macarena), will really, really enjoy Fahrenheit 9/11, regardless of their politics or party affiliation.

"In the DC Comics world of Batman and Superman, Michael Moore would have made Fahrenheit Apokolips, a scathing documentary about the evil cosmic dictator Darkseid and his crimes against Earth and its citizens."
I really, really enjoyed Fahrenheit 9/11.

I don’t want to give too much content away. I do want to raise a few very important points, however. A lot of the professional reviews that are out there help to create a schizophrenic perspective about this work. Some say that it will be boring to you, because it just recycles facts and ideas that have been discussed endlessly on television and in print. Some say that it sheds new light on information you might not know, and that it expertly blends past injustices with evidence of modern corruption to show a consistent pattern of malfeasance that seems to plague Bush family males and their business/political partners. A whole lot of people say that Fahrenheit 9/11 is pure propaganda, with a clear agenda on Moore’s part to use facts (always distorted and misinterpreted) to smear “President” Bush and attempt to persuade the country to throw Bush out of office. One or two distasteful critics mention that Moore is overweight, and seem to imply that fat people are inherently untrustworthy, while one critic I read before I went off to see the first local showing of Fahrenheit 9/11 said that the film was really maudlin and purposely sappy, and that James Garner was the only good thing about the film (he may have been talking about The Notebook, which one girl bought a ticket for and got snickered at by the hardcore democrats in line behind me. Sorry, romantic girl!).

To all of that above paragraph, I say “duh!” I say that because I forgot what I wrote, and it’s too convoluted for me to want to reread, and I can’t believe you made your way through it. You just skipped down to here, didn’t you? That’s okay. Here’s the important thing to remember: of course Michael Moore knew that Fahrenheit 9/11 could play an important part in Election 2004. He knew that it would make Bush look like a (bigger) fool. That’s kinda the whole point. And personally, I hate to go conspiracy theorist on you all, but I tend to think that some of the negative critical response to Moore’s work is specifically designed to lessen the work’s impact and make you think you don’t really need to see it, because you already have all the facts. I hope you know I don’t mean to purposely denigrate you when I say: nope, you don’t have all the facts. A few people who read this might truly be dedicated to the Truth and to knowing current events to the point of reading the books and studies and web pages that talk about the Bush family’s ties to the bin Laden family, and the other fascinating and largely horrifying factoids that Fahrenheit 9/11 dredges up out of the muck and into the light. Otherwise, I don’t care how much CNN or Los Angeles Times or whatever coverage you’ve been absorbing daily for the past four years: I’m willing to bet that you haven’t been fed the information Moore is working with in as pure a manner as this work provides it in.

Well, okay, Fahrenheit 9/11 is manipulative and you have to allow that there is more complexity to most of its issues to be able to faithfully render in such right/wrong terms as Moore’s work does. But I trust Moore on this one. I know that he’s going after Bush passionately, and I know that Moore has a gift in crafting his documentaries in such a humorous and palatable way that I buy into his point-of-view at the expense of considering the other side, until much later and I start to wonder what Moore left out of the equation to keep his vision pure. Like I said, there is some manipulation going on. But I also know that there is a lot that the Bush administration is keeping from the American people, and I know that Bush is smarter than... okay, the people behind Bush are smarter than they’d like us to think, and there is more grifters kind of stuff going on in America than there is in the film The Grifters (that a lotta griftin’!). So I’m the type that watches Fahrenheit 9/11, loves it, walks out and simultaneously starts planning to way to help improve the world *cough*vote for Kerry*cough*tell your friends*cough* and figuring out when I’m next going to see Fahrenheit 9/11.

Because you know what? Forgetting about politics or election years or agendas for a moment, let me just say this: Fahrenheit 9/11 is a really fun work to experience, and I’m pretty sure it will hold up on rewatching. Yes, it deals with very real, very painful topics. But it’s an interesting, no, fascinating documentary with all kinds of humor and sadness and empathy and expert editing and stand-up-and-applaud lean-back-and-wipe-your-tears moments. A lot of the criticism, positive and negative, revolves around the positioning of Fahrenheit 9/11 in the world of politics. In the world of entertainment and intelligent thought, Fahrenheit 9/11 is inhabiting rare air because it is stupendously great and provides a kind of blueprint for independent thought and personal action. In the DC Comics world of Batman and Superman, Michael Moore would have made Fahrenheit Apokolips, a scathing documentary about the evil cosmic dictator Darkseid and his crimes against Earth and its citizens.

In our reality, Moore’s target is “President” Bush: a less cosmic target, to be sure, but the beauty of Fahrenheit 9/11 is that Moore pretty much approach Bush and his cohorts as if they were comic book supervillains. Ineffectual democrats don’t escape Moore’s wrath either, but (being a comic book geek) I think of this work as less a piece of propaganda and more a rudimentary piece of anti-Bush kryptonite. It’s Moore honest response to Bush as his leader, and the beauty of America is that Moore can make it and show it to anyone who wants to see it.

I love America, I like Michael Moore, and I love Fahrenheit 9/11. If you have any feelings (positive or negative) about America I urge you to see Fahrenheit 9/11 as well, and then make up your own mind as to whether Moore is a lying blowhard or if he might have a salient point going here. No pressure or anything, it’s not like the fate of the free world revolves around your response to Fahrenheit 9/11. Or does it...


"Sir, could you lean way over to the left there?"


Certainly, the only man in the world shocked into silence at this event.


It was the meter maids that really let us down

Didja Notice? [some sources: IMDb]

  • Certainly, any politician is going to look goofy as they’re being prepared to speak on camera. But there really is something sinister about this particular group of Republicans, isn’t there? And Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz is pretty gross, at least in (Kyle’s) opinion: I recommend hair gel over saliva, folks.
  • George W. Bush was pretty certain he was going to win Florida, wasn’t he? Being an only child, (Kyle) doesn’t know anything about brotherly love.
  • Prime Minister Tony Blair gets a minor spank, but largely escapes Moore’s wrath. Subsequently, Moore joked in interviews that his next documentary would focus on Blair. Apparently, though, Moore was just joking, and therefore England can breathe a big sigh of relief. Or not.

Is It Worth Staying Through End Credits?

    Sure, it’s always worth hearing Neil Young and to see who helped Moore out big this time!

Intermission! [some sources: IMDb]

    In May 2004, Michael Moore announced that Disney (which owns Miramax, the film's distributor) had officially prohibited Miramax from releasing the film and expressed his frustration that the film was being stifled. Disney said that the decision had been made a year earlier in May 2003 when it told Miramax that it would not be willing to distribute the film. Disney chief executive, Michael Eisner, said that Moore was announcing it at that time to create publicity for the film's screening at the Cannes Film Festival. Moore claimed that Eisner had expressed concern that the film might jeopardize tax breaks granted to Disney for its theme park, hotels, and other ventures in Florida, where Jeb Bush, President George W. Bush's brother, is governor.

    After its official showing at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival the movie was given what has been called "the longest standing ovation in the history of the festival". Although the exact length of the applause is a matter of debate, journalists at the screening have reported it being in the area of 15 to 25 minutes.

    The film is only the second ever documentary to win the Palm d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival. It is the first American Documentary to win. The first was Jacques-Yves Cousteau and Louis Malle's Le Monde du silence.

    Moore interviewed American contractor Nicholas Berg, who was later kidnapped and murdered by terrorists in Iraq, but removed the interview from the final cut. He said that the interview would not be released to the media and dealt privately with Berg's family.

    Ray Bradbury, author of Fahrenheit 451, has voiced his displeasure at Michael Moore appropriating the title of his book and films. I (Kyle) always thought Bradbury was dead; doesn’t everybody? I thought he was dead when we read Tattooed Man in 8th grade!

Soundtrack Review

    Moore films always combine a great mix of humorous score and appropriate songs to underscore points and heighten humor. REM’s “Shiny Happy People” is used to great effect here, and playing Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World” over the end credits is especially powerful. Good ear, Michael Moore!

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