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"That'll be the day."

1956 G / Western Adventure Directed by: John Ford Starring: John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter, Vera Miles

Tagline

The story that sweeps from the great Southwest to the Canadian border in VistaVision.

Summary Capsule

John Wayne and his buddies (sort of) go searching for his kidnapped niece. Pretty straightforward, really.

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Lissa's Rating: I've survived far, far worse, and I made Drew watch Center Stage. I win!
Lissa's Review: Genderswap week, or whatever we're calling it. It sounds like it should be a battle of wills, a fight to the death, or failing that, a really kinky experiment. And I'll be honest, I expected some horrendously stupid action flick or something with sharks after inflicting Center Stage on Drew. But either Drew has a thing for ballerinas or the pre-matrimonial frenzy has him in a state of benevolence, because I got off really easy with The Searchers. But I'm not complaining.

"Is there a manlier genre than the Western? Especially when it stars John Wayne? I think not."

I'm not much of a Western watcher. Cowboys have never really fascinated me all that much. I'm not sure why — they're certainly an American icon and I get sick of whiny pretty-boys in teen-type flicks, or unrealistically emotional men in chick flicks. I sort of have this image in my mind of the saloon and the girl in the flounced skirt, and ten paces at high noon. So Drew's choice for me was interesting — plus, is there a manlier genre than the Western? Especially when it stars John Wayne? I think not. I think this is the first Western I've watched all the way through, and it was interesting, to say the least.

The Searchers is classic cowboys and Indians. There's this cowboy Ethan (that's John Wayne, which even a non-Western girl like me can figure out), and he's coming home from the Civil War. "Home" appears to mainly be his brother's family, complete with an orphan named Martin who is part Cherokee Indian. Ethan's got a real issue with Indians, although I get the impression he's got a real issue with anyone in general. When Indians attack his brother's homestead, Ethan goes searching for his two kidnapped nieces.

It's a good flick. The scenery is gorgeous, the acting is… well, it's John Wayne, and there's even some depth to the characters and plot. For all that the premise of the plot is simple, there's some nice twists I wasn't quite anticipating and some nuances to the characters that I didn't give Westerns credit for. While the Indians are Standard Bad Guys™, Ethan's character has a certain dark side that's really pretty disturbing. He also had a dry sense of humor I really appreciated. In fact, I actually did find parts of this film very funny. I don't know why that surprised me, but it did. Preconceived notions, maybe? That would be my guess.

However, I did find it hard to actually like John Wayne. Now, I realize that there's truth in the idea that the Indian tribes were brutal warriors, and that in their way they could be just as cruel as the rest of us. In fact, when Debbie hides behind her grandmother's tombstone, you can see that the woman was murdered by Indians, which would make anyone extremely bitter. But I've been brought up in the time where people have a better perspective on what Native Americans suffered, which, while it doesn't make brutal tactics right, makes them more understandable and less the act of savages. So to me, here in 2006, Ethan came off as very racist. (Add into that the fact that John Wayne wasn't exactly Mr. PC Poster Child, and that becomes even more pronounced.) Now, I can root for a character with a dark side, but one of the flaws I find it hard to be sympathetic with is blatant racism. Personal pet peeve, and it may not bother you.

Side note though: I did keep remembering Nathan Lane imitating John Wayne's walk in The Birdcage. I'm sure The Duke would really thank me for that.

The other thing I found objectionable was the characterization. As in, the lack of consistency in the characterization, most especially in Debbie. The first time they find her, she's trying to defend "her people". The next time they find her, she's doing the damsel in distress routine. Both are believable, but not together. Which is it?

All in all, The Searchers was pretty much anything but what I was expecting. It's not at all a shallow movie, and it's a lot more complicated than I gave it credit for. The storytelling was well done, and the acting (with a few minor exceptions, mostly prepubescent) was very good. I'm not sure I'm turning into a Western fanatic, but I have to admit that I did enjoy this more than Drew thought I would. I also have the feeling there are other Westerns I'd like better. (I'm really looking forward to watching The Magnificent Seven.) In fact, he may have accomplished the purpose of this exercise and made me discover a new taste, so hats off to Drew. But most of all, I'm just very, very grateful there were no sharks. Thanks Drew!

Darling, that hat looks wonderful on you! We're out here because you won't ask for directions, aren't we? Don't mind me. I'll just stand here drinking coffee if you two want to make out.

Didja Notice? [some sources: IMDb]

• Younger siblings are just as obnoxious in the Old West as they are anywhere else.
• Martin can really run fast, if he showed up at the ranch right on foot right behind Ethan on his horse.
• The dead Indian isn't so dead after all.

Is It Worth Staying Through End Credits?

No, all the credits are at the beginning!

Intermission! [some sources: IMDb]

In the climactic scene, John Wayne and Natalie Wood run up the side of a hill in Monument Valley, Utah... and come down the other side of the hill in Bronson Park, Los Angeles (1,200 miles away!).

According to John Wayne in a 1974 interview, John Ford hinted throughout the movie that Ethan had had an affair with his brother's wife, and was possibly the father of Lucy and Debbie. This meant Ethan's thirst for vengeance stemmed not from the murder of his brother, but of the woman Ethan had loved. This was so subtle that many viewers at the time missed it altogether.

The eccentric character of Mose Harper, played by Hank Worden, is loosely based on an actual historical personage called Mad Mose, a legendary half-crazy Indian fighter of the American southwest with a fondness for rocking chairs.

The role of a young cavalry officer, Lt. Greenhill, is played by Patrick Wayne, John Wayne's son.

Groovy Quotes

Ethan: That'll be the day.

Ethan: Well Reverend, looks like you've got yourself surrounded.
Reverend Clayton: Yeah and I figure on getting myself unsurrounded.

Martin: You know, Laurie, I was just thinking that maybe it's about time you and me started going steady, huh?
Laurie Jorgensen: Why, Martin Pawley, you and me been going steady since we was three years old!
Martin: We have?
Laurie Jorgensen: 'Bout time you found out about it.

Laurie Jorgensen: "She wasn't nearly as old as you are." HOW OLD DOES HE THINK I AM?

Reverend Clayton: Mount! M-O-N-T-E! Mount!

Ethan: Are you askin' me as a Captain or a preacher, Sam?
Clayton: I'm askin' you as a Ranger of the sovereign state of Texas.
Ethan: You got a warrant?
Clayton: You fit a lot of descriptions.

If you liked this movie, try these:

• The Magnificent Seven
• Oklahoma Crude
• John Wayne anything