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There's nothing much new in McClane's world, which means that everything decent around him has turned into dodo doodoo. Assorted terrorists aplenty, complex villainous plots, dysfunctional family relationships, massive explosions and implausible gunfights are the standard order of the day. It doesn't reinvent the franchise, nor crib from it to the point of lameness, but instead achieves a satisfactory balance between plot invention and fanservice. Called to pick up computer hacker Matt Ferrell (Long) for a suspected crime, McClane drops right back into the family tradition of spoiling terrorists' fun. The series' escalation of terrorist domination continues: first it was a high-rise, then an airport, then New York City, and now… the entire country. I won't ruin the all-too-plausible plot, except to say that once again, this series does us right by not spelling out everything for us in advance, but making us discover what's going on at roughly the same pace as the hero. Speaking of McClane, he hasn't softened much in his elder years; if anything, he's gotten more gritty and cranky, which always spells bad news for the bad guy. As in Rocky Balboa, the movie hurries to make the obvious statement of an older actor reprising his spring chicken role. Only instead of suggesting that McClane is somehow too old (he certainly doesn't move arthritic), the high-tech theme sharply contrasts with McClane's low-tech upbringing, making his attitude more archaic than anything else. When everyone else around him has keyboards and satellite uplinks, and he just picks up a hefty wrench in anticipation, you can't help but root for the old guy. Some might find Justin Long's stammering school of acting approach grating, but the guy's just grown on me, and he seems to really enjoy being the tagalong witness to McClane's constant insanity. Ferrell (Long) is not just the prerequisite "Get Out Of Jail Free" card that every hero needs from time to time, but he also helps ground the movie's outlandishness with a bit of geek realism. And don't get me started on the awesomeness that is Kevin Smith appearing as a (what else?) hefty computer hacker. That's a weird circle of sorts, since Smith has been a Die Hard fan for years, going so much as to name his second interview special An Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder. I'm certain there will be quite a few Die Hard purists who will go all nambly-pambly about the supposed sacrilege to their series. You know what, guys? It could have been a lot, lot worse. Remember Batman & Robin? Yeah. So just shut up, take it as a polished popcorn action flick, and swallow it whole.
Is It Worth Staying Through End Credits?
Intermission! [some sources: IMDb]
In the elevator shaft scene where Mai Lihn swings on the wire and flies into the truck and hits McClane, the stunt double accidentally cut Willis's eyebrow with her spiked heel and according to Len Wiseman in the DVD Commentary, she jabbed Willis hard enough that when medics examined the injury, the brow bone was exposed. The film was edited down to a PG-13 rating for commercial reasons, thus making it the first film in the series not rated R. The film was based on the 1997 article "A Farewell to Arms" written for Wired magazine by John Carlin. Groovy Quotes
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
Matt Farrell: [large explosion] Did you see that?
Matt Farrell: What're you gonna do?
The Warlock: [to Matt] Why did you bring a cop to my command center?
Thomas Gabriel: On your tombstone it should say "Always in the wrong place at the wrong time".
John McClane: You must be just about out of bad guys by now.
John McClane: [after covering a webcam] Freddy, can you trace these guys.
Thomas Gabriel: I can't talk to him, you talk to him. Help him focus. [hands cell phone to Lucy]
Matt Farrell: Seriously, when was the last time you ever turned on the radio to listen to popular music? 70's, 80's? Michael Jackson was still black? Pearl Jam, maybe?
John McClane: You don't like Creedence?
The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: Then who are you?
John McClane: You know what you get for being a hero? Nothing. You get shot at. A little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Kids don't wanna talk to you. Get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. If you liked this movie, try these:
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