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"Death is only the beginning."

1999 PG-13 / Action Adventure Directed by: Stephen Sommers Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah

Tagline

The sands will rise. The heavens will part. The power will be unleashed.

Summary Capsule

Treasure hunters unleash a centuries-old mummy hellbent on hugging puppies. Or revenge. One of those two.

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Justin's Rating: He may be back, but one thing's for certain: he ain't smelling too good.
Justin's Review: Unbeknownst to many, The Mummy contains a very important moral message, and this message is: Kids, if you're going to grow up to commit adultery, murder and harness the forces of the black undead, then you're going to get eaten alive by beetles. I think this is a message that bears repeating.

"He also doesn't see kid movies as anything to be ashamed of, and that's kinda cool."

Do not get that confused with repeating bears, which I think we can all agree are silly, redundant animals.

For those of you who rent Universal's update of The Mummy under the impression that this is in any way a horror film, you may now exit the theater in a calm, orderly fashion, and regret only the minutes it took you to complete this transaction. The filmmakers probably realized that mummies no longer have straight-up horror value in these Texas Chainsaw halcyon days, and wisely mixed up the tale of a guy in linen strips with the spirit of Indiana Jones. Jones Lite, if you will, and I will, for it is most pleasing to the palette.

Harrison Ford in this movie will be played by George of the Jungle, aka "Brendan Fraser". Brendan's stepped up a few rungs of the ladder of my respect by finding his niche - he does comedy well and action adequately - and refusing to overstep it. He also doesn't see kid movies as anything to be ashamed of, and that's kinda cool. In The Mummy, Fraser gets to recklessly fire 100+ shots from twin six-shooters without reloading, and quip many-a quotable quip for your audio pleasure.

The story goes something like this: Mr. Mummy was once Bald Second-In-Command To Pharoah, but he blew his job security by sleeping with the boss' wife, killing the boss and then finding himself trapped in a coffin with a few hundred flesh-eating scarab beetles. Naturally, instead of resulting in death and a rather unpleasant mess, he stored up his life force essence until 1923, when some foolish adventurer (Fraser) and various tagalongs (British sexpot, doltish brother, greedy John Rhys-Davies knock-off) accidentally unleash the awesome power of removed organs and set him loose to carry out a bizarre scheme to resurrect his girlfriend.

Guys, you can sell this movie to your female counterparts with the whole "He's doing it for her out of love!" line. Just don't mention organ removal.

While a trifle long and unfocused in parts, it's not a bad effort to keep us entertained and informed about the dangers of traveling to Egypt during the off-season. Invite your favorite camel over, dine on a feast of dates (unless, of course, Nazis have poisoned them), and bathe in sand while you watch the antics of the fashion-challenged undead. It's a hootenanny!

"We don't play your sissy baseball in the Bronx. We play FIREBALL." Would-be assassins can be disarmed with a little armpit tickling and a "gitchy-gitchy-goo!" I think he dates the girl from The Ring, now.

Didja Notice? [some sources: IMDb]

• Wow… Ancient Egyptian girls are knock-outs
• And they sure don't wear much.
• Dude, love is NOT worth all that
• Museum storage areas often are lit with torches
• Lit candlestick to the eye, ouch
• Mirrors are a cool way to light up a room
• "He Who Shall Not Be Named"… um, Voldemort?
• Hehe… kitty cats as the ultimate weapon
• Mummys like to roar a lot
• The Earth in the opening Universal logo flashes and dissolves into the sun.

Is It Worth Staying Through End Credits?

Not really.

Intermission! [some sources: IMDb]

During the scene where the people are chanting, the supporting artists began to change what they were chanting from the correct Egyptian phrase, to "Ohwhatanarseyouare" during rehearsals. Before long, they were all chanting it, and did so on the final take. Nobody on the crew noticed during filming, and it therefore remains in the film.

Brendan Fraser passed out while filming because the noose around his neck was too tight.

With the exception of a loin cloth and a few pieces of jewelry, Patricia Velasquez's costume consists entirely of body paint which took 14 hours to apply.

When Beni is translating Imhotep's words, he mistranslates one word as "forever" and is corrected by Evelyn, who says, "For all eternity, idiot!" A similar mistranslation is made on the hieroglyphs in Stargate, where Dr. Daniel Jackson crosses out "forever and ever" on the blackboard and corrects it to read "for all time".

The white pajamas Evelyn wore when the ship was attacked became transparent when they got wet and had to be digitally painted white during post production.

Groovy Quotes

Beni: Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!
Rick: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

Evelyn: You were actually at Hamunaptra?
Rick: Yeah, I was there.
Evelyn: You swear?
Rick: Every damn day.

Rick: I only gamble with my life, never my money.

Winston: What's the challenge, then?
Rick: Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.

Imhotep: Death is only the beginning.

Warden Gad Hassan: No more goat soup.

If you liked this movie, try these:

• Bubba Ho-Tep
• The Mummy Returns
• The Mummy (1932)