from the depths of depraved movie fanatics, the rebirth of....

 the M U T A N T   vol 2 issue 1
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 the official newsletter of the Mutant Reviewers From Hell

 NEW LOOK, NEW LIFE **************************************

 Ah, it's good to be back!  After a couple months of extreme lethargy and
 hectic college life, we're back to get the MRFH on track.  It's fun to do
 this every few months or so, because it only forces us to evolve.  Anyway,
 my goal for the next year is to make the MRFH a household name ("Mom, can
 I go MuRFH now?"  "Not until you finish your peas, Billy.").  We are going
 to do that through shameless promotion, a few random kidnappings, and a
 lot of new reviews.

 The first step is to tighten up the site somewhat.  You might notice the
 front page looks a lot different now.  The new reviews/additions are
 posted right there (for easy, convenient access), and there are new
 animated buttons that took me two days to make.  We've boiled down our
 numerous categories into five pages:

 WHAT IS THIS?    Informs the public of the MRFH mission and setup
 MUTANT BIOS      Bios on the reviewers and correspondants
 TITLES           Reviews in alphabetical order
 CATEGORIES       Reviews by category
 FEATURES         A grab bag of stuff, including access to old pages
                  like the 1st Annual Mutant Awards, the Quotes page,
                  and old copies of the MUTANT.

 The features page, particularly, is looking to grow in some fascinating
 new directions.

 the MUTANT LISTBOT *****************************************

 To simplify my life a tad, I've switched over to ListBot for the MUTANT's
 operations.  We've had a dramatic cut in numbers, subscriber-wise, but
 we're lookin' to grow yet once again.  Old copies of the MUTANT will be
 available on both the FEATURES page and by logging onto the MUTANT ListBot
 and accessing the public archive.

 We are also expecting to send out more frequent issues of the MUTANT,
 about once a week.  Look for some exciting and entertaining articles about
 all things cult.

 and finally...
 NEW REVIEWS ************************************************

 Yup, we've got some new movies for you to check out.

 Justin: FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW,
         UHF, THE USUAL SUSPECTS
 Mark: FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, CEMETARY MAN
 Liz: ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, EMPIRE RECORDS

 Until next time, may the cult be with you!

 Head Mutant,
 Justin Olivetti