from the mutant reviewers from hell comes...

 the M U T A N T (our official newsletter)
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 volume 2           issue 3


 SPAZ! ACK! *************************************************

 Is just another way to say, Merry Christmas to all out in Mutant Land!  We
 hope you are enjoying your break and festivities and not getting too drunk
 to mistake mistletoe and your Aunt Irma as a dating possibility.

 ONWARD DANCER!  ONWARD JUSTIN! *****************************

 Some time to myself, and I go batty.  Therefore, I have a batch of new
 reviews for you to cherish forever and ever and ever...

 Justin covers: TRAINSPOTTING, SUICIDE KINGS, TWO GIRLS AND A GUY, STRANGE
 DAYS

 OUR HAND REACHES OUT ***************************************

 A new page is under construction, and won't be widely launched until it's
 full completion.  However, you as MUTANT readers (wise beyond your years)
 are privy to the scoop.

 Since a number of web pages exist that are devoted to movies we review,
 we're creating a link page that shows you only the best and brightest of
 these links.  Further expand your cult movie fanaticism!

 The page is at:
 http://www.geocities.com/~aral/rpages.html

 And it is also linked off of the "Features" page

 CHRISTMAS AND WHAT TO WATCH *********************************

 If you're like me (and who ain't?), torturing the family dog during the
 Christmas season can only get you so far.  Fighting boredom and family
 togetherness takes movie savvy, so why not check out these three unusual
 Christmas films:

 "The Ref": One of my all-time favorites, Denis Leary stars as a kidnapper
 who takes a dysfunctional family hostage on Christmas Eve.

 "A Christmas Story": I consider this a classic, although many people
 haven't seen it.  It follows the saga of a young boy in the 50s (I think)
 who only wants a Red Ryder BB Gun (with compass stock) for Christmas.
 Terrifically funny.

 "Nat'l Lampoon's Christmas Vacation": What would Christmas be like without
 the Griswalds and the largest set of Christmas lights ever known to man?
 I would not want to be in such a world.

 Until next time,
 Head Mutant Justin