SPAM I AM ****************************************************

Welcome to the new year, faithful Mutant readers!  It's 1999, and this
means that the world will end soon and therefore this page will have to be
uploaded to heaven.  Yes, I'm an optimist.

In any case, the page just keeps getting better and better, and we're all
looking forward to the 2nd annual Mutant Awards that will be unleashed
about the same time as the Oscars.  Only our awards are better, as we let
you vote and screw up an otherwise delicately-balanced system.

NEW REVIEWS!  NEW REASONS TO KEEP ON LIVING! *****************

Need your fix of Mutant reviews?

Justin: THE WEDDING SINGER, THE TOXIC AVENGER, THE LOST BOYS
PoolMan: AUSTIN POWERS

A NEW ADDITION TO THE FAMILY *********************************

It's finally done, although I will be adding to it constantly.  Our new
baby boy is the Cult Movie Links page, a page dedicated to linking to
paged devoted to the movies the MRFH covers.  Always wondering if there's
a Say Anything page? (there are two)  Need to get more info than you'll
ever need on Army of Darkness? (it's out there, Mulder)  Swing by the Cult
Movie Links page at:

http://www.geocities.com/~aral/rpages.html

WE ARE SAD TO ANNOUNCE ***************************************

That Kym has died.  Due to a tragic boating accident, involving vasoline,
two gerbils, and her boyfriend, Mutant Reviewer Kym is now just reviewing
worms.  Alas.  Yes, we here at the Mutant Reviewers From Hell are about as
broken up as you can expect us to be, but we're carrying on faithfully to
the memory, to the vision that Kym has brought to...

[UPLOADING NUDE CELEB PICS COMPLETE]

As I was saying, we will be having the first ever internet funeral, with
live video and audio to Kym's funeral.  She's expected to wear that really
cute blue dress, you know the one I mean, and don't forget to check out
navel ring cam!

The cemermonies will commence January 12th, and go on until we all pass
out from large quantities of virtual alcohol.  Send your sympathy cards to:

kymberlie@imailbox.com


until next time,
Head Mutant Justin
(who's really bored at work)