GOLDEN GLOBES SUCK **********************************************

Part of being a Mutant Reviewer is keeping tabs on the rest of the 
depraved film industry, including suffering through hours of pointless
award shows like the Golden Globes.  Be glad, fair reader, that we at the
MRFH have our own cult movie awards, and that it is only in a few more
months.

This year, however, we will be announcing the results of the 2nd ANNUAL
MUTANT AWARDS live via the internet.  Stay tuned for more on this
exciting, yet fat-free topic.

IMPEACHMENT TRIAL vs. NEW MUTANT REVIEWS -- NO DEBATE **************

The Mutant Reviewers From Hell miss your hallowed reading presence, so
check out the new reviews:

Justin: THE GOOD BOOK, THE AVENGERS, DARKMAN, THE WATERBOY
PoolMan: MALLRATS, NEEDFUL THINGS, CHASING AMY
Lost Review: HACKERS

INDIE CULT: THE NEXT GENERATION ************************************

Perhaps you've noticed that one of our new reviews, The Good Book, isn't
exactly a household name.  Perhaps you're a pimp.  We don't know these
things.  But we'd like to inform you that the MRFH have started to contact
small film studios in order to obtain and review indie films, films even
MORE obscure than the ones we normally cover.  This film marks the first
of hopefully many that will help for you to expand your tiny, sweet-n-low
world in the future.

Until I become a chinese jet pilot,
Head Mutant Justin