THE BIG 100!!!!! ******************************************
The Mutant Reviewers From Hell has just reviewed our 100th movie (#100 was
"Dark City").  Our staff breathes a collective sigh and braces for the
climb to #200.  Yes, cult is fun, and we're glad to have made it this far!

NEW BANNER ************************************************
As promised, we've created a new banner posted at the end of each review.
If you can name all six of the movies featured on the banner, then e-mail
us and you'll win a special mention in our next issue of the MUTANT.

FAQ ME, BABY **********************************************
To answer all of your burning questions (you don't have burning questions?
Well, we've created them for you), we've drawn up an informative and
entertaining Frequently Asked Questions sheet.
http://www.geocities.com/~aral/rfaq.html

GENERAL UPDATES *******************************************
The site has been in an uproar as we've been tweaking it and upgrading it
(Mutant ver 3.45).  Additions and improvements include: updated Bios page,
"clickable" posters in about 75% of the reviews, an overhaul of last years
1st Annual Mutant Awards (complete with award buttons posted on their
respective movies), and a commentary on the 71st Academy Awards.  Check itout!

GNU REVIEWS ***********************************************
JUSTIN: Pump Up The Volume, Ghostbusters, Toys, Ghostbusters 2, Crazy
People, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Dune, Hudson Hawk (again), Akira,
Ghost in the Shell, Dark CityPOOLMAN: Clerks, Ghostbusters

CLERKS ADDITION *******************************************
In the last issue of the MUTANT, we mentioned a lot of "Clerks" new items.
The biggest one we left out!  After "Dogma" is completed and in the
theaters, Kevin Smith is going to start working on "Clerks 2" (from a
script entitled "Busboys").  In a year or two, we hope...

COMING ATTRACTIONS ****************************************
Now that the Oscars are over, the media and population of this planet can
turn their lives to a much more worthwhile cause: the 2nd Annual Mutant
Awards!  No, they haven't started yet, but we will be opening the voting
polls in May.  Expect new categories, more choices, and a few surprises
(Justin is Obi-Wan)!

'till next time,
Justin (passing out from working on the site so much)