DnaError's Mutation Quiz

        You think you're a mutant? That you can tap into Geek power? That you are a lifeless loser who spends all day watching movies? Think again. Take this test to guage your level of Mutation.
        (answers below)


        1 - "I'm not Bad, I'm just drawn that way."
        2 - "Let's escape under cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county!"
        3 - "Groovy"
        4 - "If I had a tumor, I would name it Marla."
        5 - "Keep your Eye open"
        6 - "Your lack of faith is disturbing."
        7 - "It's a shame she isn't gonna live. But then again, who does?"
        8 - "Answer the question, Claire!"
        9 - "Now all I can get it to do is look cheap"
        10 - "Who am I, the beer wench?"
        11 - "Whoever wrote this episode should DIE"
        12 - "INCONCIVEABLE!"
        13 - "I am the Begining, the End, the One who is Many."
        14 - "Damnit Janet, I love you."
        15 - "I'm into leather"
        16 - "She's written 95 songs, they're all about pain, they're all about you."
        17 - "It still looks fake."
        18 - "That's the problem, he was dead to begin with."
        19 - "Now I will show you how to kill a God."
        20 - "It was a bad call Ripley, a bad call."
        21 - "Why am I here? Isn't that a bit too philsophical for 3AM?"
        22 - "I'm going to go baste the turkey and hide the kitchen knifes."
        23 - "If she had gone that way, she would have gone right to that castle."
        24 - "Spandex is a priviledge, not a right."
        25 - "I'm the new Jan Brady. Kill! Kill!"
        26 - "What does God need with a starship?"
        27 - "I only belive in two things, Sex and Death."
        28 - "Whoa."
        29 - "We want, a shrubbery!"
        30 - "Maybe there is a little bit of Godzilla in all of us."
        31 - "Somewhere deep inside of my soul, an emptiness began to grow."
        32 - "My hand got bad, so I cut it off."
        33 - "Kieth Richards slept like this for 15 years, maybe thats why he cannot be killed by convientional weapons."
        34 - "Activate the unnessarly slow dipping mechanism!"
        35 - "Oh, no purpose, I just always wanted to open a door where men are training like in James Bond."
        36 - "Ye Gods, a monster!"
        37 - "Mistletoe is deadly if you eat it. So is a kiss, if you mean it."
        38 - "Look at them, their bright clothing and fresh faces. Help them."
        39 - "Oh great, a Druish Princess."
        40 - "I've got a bad feeling about this."
        41 - "Run, Runner!"
        42 - "So, you like girls, right? Does that mean you just stand naked in fornt of a mirror in look at yourself all day?"
        43 - "Excitment, adventure, a Jedi seeks not these things."
        44 - "My name is John Murdoch."
        45 - "You know there is little demand for puppeters in today's wintery economic climate."
        46 - "Why would anyone want to rent a chicken?"
        47 - "No Ticket."
        48 - "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley "
        49 - "LET US IN, LET US IN!." "LET US OUT! LET US OUT!"
        50 - "Today, we're gonna teach poodles how to fly!"
        51 - "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
        52 - "My name is John Johnson, but everyone knows me as Vickie"
        53 - "You're gonna wear this, this shirt, the shirt of the band you're gonna go see. Don't be that guy."
        54 - "Since I started working, every single day has been worse than the day before, so that every day you see me is the worst day of my life."
        55 - "Rosebud."

        1 - Who framed Roger Rabbit
        2 - MST3K: The Movie
        3 - Evil Dead 2 / Army of Darkness
        4 - Fight Club
        5 - X-Men
        6 - Star Wars: A New Hope
        7 - Blade Runner
        8 - The Breakfast Club
        9 - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
        10 - Scream
        11 - Galaxy Quest
        12 - The Princess Bride
        13 - Star Trek: First Contact
        14 - Rocky Horror Picture Show
        15 - Annie Hall
        16 - Say Anything
        17 - Back to the Future 2
        18 - Sleepy Hollow
        19 - Princess Mononoke
        20 - Aliens (Extra Credit for Free Enterprise)
        21 - Free Enterprise
        22 - The House of Yes
        23 - Labyrinth
        24 - Hackers
        25 - The Brady Bunch Movie
        26 - Star Trek V
        27 - Sleeper
        28 - The Matrix (or any other Keanu Reeves flick)
        29 - Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail
        30 - Godzilla 2K
        31 - The Nightmare before Christmas
        32 - Army of Darkness
        33 - Wayne's World 2
        34 - Austin Powers: IMOM
        35 - Wayne's World
        36 - Dune
        37 - Batman Returns
        38 - Addams Family Values
        39 - Spaceballs
        40 - Any Star Wars movie
        41 - Logan's Run (More Extra credit for Free Enterprise)
        42 - Chasing Amy
        43 - The Empire Strikes Back (Extra Points for Mallrats crossover)
        44 - Dark City
        45 - Being John Malkovich
        46 - Mystery Men
        47 - Indian Jones and the Last Crusade (Extra Points for Dogma Crossover)
        48 - Airplane!
        49 - Clue
        50 - UHF
        51 - Clerks
        52 - So I married an Axe Murder
        53 - PCU
        54 - Office Space
        55 - Citizen Kane

        Ratings:

        0-4
        Human, (Homo Sapien) the lowest form of life.

        5-15
        Freak or College Student, (Homo Alternus) not quite mutated but have been exposed to enough dangerous radiation.

        15-30
        Stable Mutation, (Homo Freako) your genetic code is seriously deviant from the Human genome. Awesome.

        30-40
        High Level Mutation, (Homo Geekoto) a sure-fire candidate for goverment testing.

        40-55
        A Mutant Reviewer from Hell, (Homo Superior) You can't even produce viable offspring with Homo Sapiens...not that anyone would want to.