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    Say Anything...

    1989 Twue Wuv

        Summary Capsule: High school unmotivated graduate Lloyd (John Cusack) woos the heart and hand of valedictorian princess Diane Court in his own idiom.






        Justin's Rating: Sad yet smashing
        Justin's Review: As with most movies that I really like, I desire to get the imperfections out of the way first. This romance-comedy-drama suffers from what we (I) call "Three Women Going To A Restaurant Complex"; it simply can't make up its mind. The beginning of this movie has many hysterical moments and lines, and the audience gets sucked into a comedy. Then the romance kicks in, and the audience (at least the fairly intelligent ones, the ones that don't pick up their Ju-Ju-Bees after they fall to the floor) deftly adapts to handle a dual themed movie: romance and comedy. But when you get a depressing plot line developing toward the end, and the comedy dies out somewhere near the middle, we (I) all become befuddled as to what we're supposed to think of this movie. So that's something you're just going to have to prepare for before seeing this.

        Ah, that out of the closet... Say Anything... is one of my rare favorite romantic flicks. John Cusack can play the romantic lead without us guys hating him for perfect looks and spotless personality. Plus, he's funny, and we forgive funny. The love interest is a vapid little girl that nobody really cares about, but that's okay because we still have John Cusack. He's one of us, a hopeless romantic who is pursuing a woman far outside of his clique. Of course, this being the movies and all, he attains this goal where the rest of us end up with deep emotional scars. But that's okay, since it's John Cusack.

        I like this film because it takes love from a non-simplistic worldview. Love is highly complex and often confusing. Life is not a storybook story with Girl Meets Boy, Girl Falls For Boy, Marriage And Small People Come Forth kind of setting. Love often happens when we're least expecting it, and with the least likely person. Say Anything... takes this couple through a rollercoaster of crises and climaxes, from their first date through a breakup and a family problem. Lloyd and Diane are not the ideal couple in an ideal situation, but somehow they get by.

        That serious stuff all said, this movie kicks in two departments. First, there are some of the best lines (both funny and serious) that anybody should memorize for future use. Second, there's The Scene. Few movies have The Scene and this one does. It's a scene that sends your body into goosebump heaven, as you are overcome with the moment. I don't want to spoil it for you, but it happens right after their breakup, and involves a Peter Gabriel song and absolutely no dialogue. But it says so much.

        This movie is held closely to my heart because it tells me to damn the man and stay the hopeless romantic that I am. My favorite line is at the end when Diana asks Lloyd, "Nobody think's it will work, do they?" He replies, "No. You've just described every great success story." Chills, man, chills. John Cusack, you are the underrated king of romance.

        Clare's Rating: the Citizen Kane of teen romance flicks
        Clare's Review: I've tried many many times to write a review for this movie that didn't sound totally crazy and lame. However, this was the movie I chose to review on my application to become a MRFH, so clearly J man and Pooldude must have found my crazy lameness somewhat endearing (or amusing), so here, with a few minor changes, is the review I built my career on... Why are you laughing so hard?

        It's Seattle in the late '80's before "grunge" is a word used on the nightly news and teen angst is a throw away phrase used by MTV correspondants. John Cusack plays Lloyd Dobler a recent high school grad who, so far, hasn't figured out what he wants to do with his life. He's fallen for the girl of his dreams apparently after a very meaningful "date" in a mall food court with class brain and unapproachable beauty Diane Court (Ione Skye). He gets the cajones together to call her up and ask her to the annual senior graduation kegathon to which she actually agrees to go and the rest, as they say, is one of the best teen romantic comedy/drama/coming of age tales ever told. Practically every scene is quote worthy and the soundtrack is packed with songs from the likes of the Red Hot Chili Peppers,Fishbone and Peter Gabriel. John Cusack's performance as the genuinely decent, unconventionally handsome and unrelentingly optimistic Lloyd Dobler is one for the record books.

        Although the central plot revolves around Lloyd and Diane's blossoming friendship "with potential" there are also steller performances handed in by the always watchable John Mahoney as Diane's good hearted, but utimately flawed father (who also starred w/ Cusack in "Eight Men Out") and undisputed indie queen Lily Taylor as Lloyd's best friend with a serious case of heartbreak. Also watch for Cusack's real life friend-since-childhood Jeremy ("you must chill!!") Piven and a nearly unrecognizable Eric Stoltz as "Rooster", party thrower extrordianaire. If you rent this movie and aren't deeply affected by its quiet honesty, you're either made of wood, dead inside or have been dumped one too many times by the class uber-brain and unapproachable beauty in your life without the benefit of a Hollywood reconciliation.

        Didja Notice?
        Clare likes John Cusack. A lot.

        The Movie Store!
        Say Anything: Movie [VHS]
        Say Anything: Soundtrack [CD]
        Say Anything: The Poster [1]

        Intermission!
        John Cusack and Jeremy Piven are childhood friends, and are in quite a few movies together. Piven is one of the three guys that Lloyd hangs out with right after his breakup. They are also both in Grosse Pointe Blank. Also, John's sister Joan (a terrific actress) is in this film as... Lloyd's sister (uncredited). They are also both in Grosse Pointe Blank. The one degree of John Cusack. Ain't it freaky?

        Groovy Quotes:

        Lloyd: Joe, she's written 65 songs about you, and they're all about pain.

        Lloyd: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

        Lloyd: I don't want to buy anything, sell anything or process anything. I don't want to buy anything sold, bought or processed, sell anything bought, sold or processed or process anything sold bought or processed as a career."

        Lloyd: I am looking for a dare to be great situation.

        Lloyd: The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me, Power Lloyd, my assualt on the world begins now.

        Diane: I just can't have any social life right now.
        Lloyd: Don't worry about it. We're just having coffee. We'll be anti-social.
        Diane: Be friends?
        Lloyd: Yeah. With potential.

        Corey: Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques.

        Lloyd: You probably got it all figured out, Corey. If you start out depressed everything's kind of a pleasant surprise.

        D.C.: Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?
        Lloyd: 'Cause I'm a guy! I have pride!
        Corey: You're not a guy.
        Lloyd: I am.
        Corey: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.

        Diane: Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
        Lloyd: No. You just described every great success story.

        If you liked this movie, try these:
        Kickboxer
        Better Off Dead
        Grosse Pointe Blank

        Soundtrack Review: Can I just say that this is one of the best essential 80s soundtracks to own? Thank you. It's one of my prized CDs, and features terrific songs from groups like Depeche Mode and Living Colour, and has that wonderful Peter Gabriel song "In Your Eyes" that I put on every mix tape I make for a girl. It's a must. Ask around!

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