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Alas, what I've come to realize from these phone calls is that the writer is looking for a very specific quote to fill up a paragraph, and has little interest to what my deep thoughts were on the subject of animated killer dolls and the people who die from them. So, all giddy that MRFH would be in USA Today, I opened the paper in 2004 to read:
Naturally, I was exceedingly glad with this quote, aside from the facts that (1) MRFH is not a horror film site, (2) they felt compelled to list my job title of youth pastor in an article that suggested "in league with Satan", and (3) I never actually said these words. So fate being the fickle pickle that it's wont to be, I suppose I was predestined to see part 5 in all its fun and freakiness. Here goes nothing! Being the horror film site expert that I am, I've never actually seen Child's Play 1, 2 or 3. Just hasn't happened yet. But I know enough that while the first three movies played the killer doll with a 'tude more as straight horror, the studios decided on a major shift for part 4, ramping up the comedy and quips while acknowledging how ludicrous it was for anyone to be physically afraid of a one foot piece of possessed plastic. It was a decidedly good move for the franchise, yet at the same time it did not call for an immediate sequel. Seed of Chucky plays it very close to its predecessor — so close, in fact, that it felt like watching a studio rewrite of Bride while merging it with Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child and Scream 3. At the end of Bride, we're treated to the therapy-worthy hint that Chucky's bride Tiffany is in fact with child, and Seed takes this and runs helter-skelter for the hills. It turns out that Tiffany had the child (somehow) before she and Chucky got destroyed, and this child grew up as a sweetly innocent ventriloquist dummy away from any of the family carnage. Meanwhile, a movie about Chucky's rampage is set to be made in our favorite of self-referencing towns (Hollywood), and Tiffany and Chucky find their souls transferred into their animatronic dummy likenesses on set. Jennifer Tilley returns, playing a more bimboish version of herself (as well as providing the voice for Tiffany), and a huge, convoluted plot involving artificial insemination and more babies and soul-switching ensues. The plot, franky, sucks. I think it's because by part 5, we're kind of tired of hearing how Chucky wants to get his soul back into a human body, and wish that he'd change his career goals to something in fertilizer sales or hair styling. Compared to the gonzo Bride, which traveled all over and featured several interesting setups, Seed's lack of budget confines the film to a mere handful of locations, and throws all of its hopes on the latest member of the Chucky household. The new doll, an asexual freaky-looking thing named Glen/Glenda, is voiced by Lord of the Ring's Billy Boyd (where my Pippin people in the house at?), and boggles the mind at how disturbing a mere doll can be. Glen/Glenda almost manages to belay the lameness of the script by contrasting a weird type of innocence that is tested by the corrupting influences of mom and dad. By the end of the flick, he's as messed up (and more) than you could hope for, and that's worth at least one of the dollars you'd pay to rent this. So sorry, USA Today. Guess I'm hanging up my Chucky hat here — find a new patsy to provide you with lukewarm quotes.
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Glen or Glenda was Ed Wood's film in which Wood himself portrayed the transvestite known as Glen or Glenda. Because of the low budget the crew were unable to shoot the much bigger Chucky vs Glen fight that was in the shooting script. The TV spots for this movie displays an unusual disclaimer: Britney Spears Does Not Appear In This Movie. This disclaimer was inserted into TV spots because Britney's management was concerned that people might be lead to believe that Britney actually appears in the movie. It is not her in the movie; but a look-alike. Groovy Quotes
Glen: I don't know much about myself. I know I'm an orphan. I know I'm a freak. And, of course, I know that I'm Japanese. Chucky: This is nuts! And I have a VERY high tolerance for nuts. Chucky: I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it! Tiffany: Hi, my name is Tiffany Ray. Um, you don't know me but, a few years ago I killed your husband, and I am SO sorry. Tiffany: Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set an example. Chucky: [after killing Britney Spears] "Oops, I did it again!" Tiffany: Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo pregnancy. It's accelerated. If you liked this movie, try these:
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