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"I suppose you can split a beer atom"

1988 PG / Comedy Directed by: Yahoo Serious Starring: Yahoo Serious, Odile Le Clezio, John Howard

Tagline

In 1905 he discovered relativity... In 1906 he invented rock and roll.

Summary Capsule

In 1988 he proved that he couldn't carry a movie worth a turd.

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Justin's Rating: "I know those words, but that sign makes no sense!" ~ Lisa Simpson, upon seeing a "Yahoo Serious is Young Einstein" movie marquee
Justin's Review: Who is Yahoo Serious? What is Yahoo Serious? Why is Yahoo Serious?

These are all essential questions to ask if you dare step into the movie land down under for a cinematic walkabout. They are also questions more suited to the backs of sugar packets, for all the time you should spend pondering them. I, however, have loads of time and am at your service.

"Fun fact: Yahoo Serious seriously tried to sue Yahoo! for name infringement in 2000, but lost."

Mr. Serious is an Australian comedian who tried to ride the coattails of Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan to worldwide fame, but largely failed. Whether it was because he came across as a third-rate Carrot Top (and a first-rate Carrot Top is bad enough) or because being Australian with wild hair was not the exotic pleasure that most of us sought in our lives, I can't say. He's a student of one-note jokes and slapstick who wrote, directed, produced and starred in several of his own films. He's also kind of forgettable.

Fun fact: Yahoo Serious seriously tried to sue Yahoo! for name infringement in 2000, but lost. Corollary: Most historians agree that that was the point in which civilization went into steep decline.

Young Einstein has a curious attraction to it, I'll admit, but that's probably because when you think "Einstein", a Pauly Shore-lookin' Aussie jamming to an electric guitar isn't the usual progression of thought. Banking your entire amusement on a wacky revision of history, Serious reinvents one of the smartest guys who ever lived as a beer-swilling hick who's all about Having A Good Time.

Goofy props, cartoonish sound effects and a marathon of musical montages assault you, offering a personal affront under the guise of high art. As Einstein discovers the laws of thermodynamics by falling out of a tree, E=MC² by making better suds, and rock 'n roll by purchasing the Young Einstein soundtrack, years of high school science are undone. But really, how much do you remember from science class anyway? Something about osmosis and what a pig's spleen looks like, I imagine.

Even still, the premise of Young Einstein could've worked - we've seen movies like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure have fun with tweaking historical figures for comedic purposes - but then it depends on its premise for laughs instead of working hard to earn them. Young Einstein is a desert of comedy, with only a sparse oasis to keep you from dying entirely. Beware of circling vultures.

And this, of course, was when Einstein's mom walked into the room. "Hey, I'm pretty patient! I should work here!" What PoolMan is doing now that he's in retirement.

Didja Notice? [some sources: IMDb]

• That's one way to cut your own hair
• I want a farm with a kangaroo in the front yard!
• Every Australian farmer in 1905 was equipped with blunderbusses
• The music montages! THE MONTAGES!
• There are constant references to apples, based on the fact Tasmania is Australia's largest producer/supplier of apples, so much so that the official state slogan printed on Tasmanian car license plates is "Tasmania: The Apple Isle".

Is It Worth Staying Through End Credits?

Young Einstein is dedicated to a genius, a rebel, a pacifist, an eccentric with a clowning sense of humour who once remarked about his own theories "...I never thought that others would take them so much more seriously than I did...". ~ Albert Einstein 1879-1955

Groovy Quotes

Einstein: I suppose you can split a beer atom.

Albert Einstein: Dad, I want to be a physicist.
Mr. Einstein: What do they grow, son?
Albert Einstein: They don't grow anything.
Mr. Einstein: Well what's the use of them then?

If you liked this movie, try these:

• Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Reckless Kelly
• Son in Law