Mutant Summit 2:
        The Canadian Adventure

        Justin: Yes, me in the lair of my arch-nemesis, Blockbuster video. Notice my thrilled expression. I had to take THREE running starts to burst through the evil-repelling barrier of the entrance, although Sean later told me they had a door I could use as well. We ended up renting Dungeons & Dragons, Tommy Boy and Wonder Boys.

        PoolMan: I had been dreading this moment for weeks. Honestly. I considered getting an account set up with the mom and pop video store down the road from me so that Justin wouldn't have to set foot in a Blockbuster, but because I'm moving, it didn't make sense to get a new account in my old neighbourhood. Therefore, the husky Italian suffers.

        Justin: So we're driving up one of the streets of North Vancouver, and these moronical ladies were driving their car, back and forth, perpendicular to the road. It was like that scene in Austin Powers where he's driving the cart in the hallway. So I had my camera in my lap and snapped a picture. The ladies saw me doing that (it might be hard to make out their puzzled expression), and they asked us if they were on Candid Camera.

        PoolMan: As a driver, I don't think I've ever been so confused. But the old gals were nice. I think one of them was the waitress from the Denny's in Detroit, keeping tabs on her favourite tipper.

        PoolMan: I knew the second I saw the flash from behind me that I'd have to kill him. Oh well, at least my butt doesn't look TOO huge. Notice the Star Trek mousepad on my desk, and the still-like-new vacuum cleaner on the right. I am a geek, ever mindful of dust.

        Justin: Hehe... Sean's posterior as he fixes his computer. If I were more crass, I would have used a photoshop program to draw a yellow smiley face on it. But I'm only slightly crass, so I'll leave it for you to imagine.

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